Games that won't get you laid

[Ciambawildcat]

I should point out that the stigma only seems to apply to guys. My second boyfriend and I seriously bonded over our love for Strategy RPGs. He was not only happy to find a girl who loved games, but amazed that he found one who has the same favorite sub-genre of games too! Then he was horrified to find out that I was better at SSBM than him. Hehe.

Anyway, being a girl who plays games makes dating more fun. Not only can we bond over a common interest, we have fun stuff to do together than we both enjoy!

So being a girl gamer is good for getting laid, but someone already mentioned that. On that note, it seems much easier for girls to get laid in general, but also less desirable. Guys don't have to worry about accidentally getting pregnant! (Though I'm sure getting someone pregnant is awful too, but for a girl it can seriously ruin your life.)

 

[bjj hero]

Strip poker is the only game I've ever played that led to sex.

 

[Aeryn Seoung]

Protip: I had sex after playing Dead Rising. Maybe this is the game you guys need? ;]

 

[Rosee]

Kingdom Hearts

 

[Layzor]

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[SweetNess_666]

Most games really. On second thought what games can get you laid?

My thoughts exactly. Stupid question really.
"Yeah, I'm level 30 on Fallout...shag?"

Hahahahaha love it....in a club "hey babes wanna come back to mine and play fallout 3"....."fuck off loser" not exactually a good pick up line . I"d pretty much say any good game your totally addicted to will not get you laid after all your just gonna be playing the game no time for sex the epic level 60 poomonster needs to die!!!! .....i used to play wow btw and the gf thought it was "hot"....hummmmmm

 

[Keepitclean]

Halo CE funny story actually
one might say halo isnt that nerdy
but
its to shameful i wont say
point is if you want to get laid master chief is not your friend in any way shape or form just play cod or something

 

[CargoHold]

Game that got me laid: Sing Star, kinda.

Game that havent gotten me laid... Yet: Mount&Blade, But I have faith.

Gray zone: Psychonauts.

I joined this freaking forum just to say that any guy who loves Psychonauts as much as I do is looking at -very- good odds. Same with old school Monkey Island and especially Grim Fandango.

Games that require skills are sexy- Assassin's Creed, MGS, other stealthy games.

I'm slowly turning my boyfriend into a gamer by starting with Psychonauts, one day I'll get there...

Edit: I play Prototype, and as such can see some bonding happening over the mass murder of angry, swearing New Yorker AI.

 

[Spitfire175]

RTS games?

 

[Slash Dementia]

You know what will get you laid? Asshole attitude and some money.

My friend had a boyfriend like this, long story short, she was underage at the time. It got him in jail and I guess he got laid there too...

I don't think there are games that will get you laid...

 

[Rayansaki]

should have named the topic "games that will prevent you from getting laid", because really, no game will get you laid, but only some will prevent it

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Most games really. On second thought what games can get you laid?

My thoughts exactly. Stupid question really.
"Yeah, I'm level 30 on Fallout...shag?"

Hahahahaha love it....in a club "hey babes wanna come back to mine and play fallout 3"....."fuck off loser" not exactually a good pick up line . I"d pretty much say any good game your totally addicted to will not get you laid after all your just gonna be playing the game no time for sex the epic level 60 poomonster needs to die!!!! .....i used to play wow btw and the gf thought it was "hot"....hummmmmm

She thought it was hot? Damn, you're pretty lucky man xD

 

[TPiddy]

My girlfriend thinks I look cute when I'm gaming, because I'm concentrating... this often leads to her licking my ear which promptly ends the gaming session and I start playing a different game...

So technically just about every game I've played since dating her has gotten me laid .

 

[crotalidian]

Dont think there are many games that will get you laid. except maybe buying your wife/gf then next Sims Expansion pack or Nintendogs. Sure there good for some bedroom credits......

Other than that. DualShock Controller, FFX, Summon Bahamut on full animation. Invite your girlfriend. Instant foreplay! that gave some mad vibrations!

 

[HellbirdIV]

You'd be surprised how well World of WarCraft works in your favour.

I can't imagine many RTSes that would do it for ya though.

 

[Biek]

You'd be surprised how well World of WarCraft works in your favour.

Indulge me.

 

[Anarien]

Playing against each other stirs up chemicals that can lead to sexual tension. Competition in general does that, so it doesn't have to be gaming.

Some fun moments have come afterward.

 

[lord canti]

wow what a thread yeah but I'm going to agree with everybody no game can get you laid in fact nothing can except for you......or money.

 

[Woodsey]

All games...