Games that you are embarassed to have.

[NoriYuki Sato]

...Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad...

it started as a japanese movie, turned out as a game for Xbox 360 and Wii...now normally i can justify a horrid game by getting an achievment or two..but no..i played 2 levels..not even all the way through..1 and a half..and i gave up on it. it was THAT..BAD

dont ever consider buying it just cuz there are two hot chicks on the cover wearing practically nothing. even the Bikini's aren't covering that much..they might as well be wearing a hat, two quarters and a corn chip with swords. hot, yes, but NOT...WORTH IT!!!!!

now i got rid of it a few days later ((bought it saturday, sunday stoer was closed)) but i can't ever justify that game

also i'd have to say
Beowulf: The Game
Eragon: The Game
Damnation

first two were my sad Achievment whoring days...some of which i'm proud of...the last one seemed kinda cool..the box did it more justice than the actually game itself..about 1/3 of the way throguh act one...i gave up on it..i pulled a Yahtzee and said "uh, no. no i do not have to do that. you fucking do it." ((from the Alone In The Dark review)) and i put down the controller, and put the game in it's case, and traded it in......45 minutes after i bought it..

keep in mind i own none of these games as of.....oh...Feb.?

Gayowulf? Really? You bought that?

yes.. *hang head in shame*

i had to..no good games for 7 months..only game i hadn't played at that point...and the movie was okay...the fighting system wasn't TOO horrid for the game...but oh dear gods i got it home and 20 minutes later i regretted it so much...forgive me?

...Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad...

it started as a japanese movie, turned out as a game for Xbox 360 and Wii...now normally i can justify a horrid game by getting an achievment or two..but no..i played 2 levels..not even all the way through..1 and a half..and i gave up on it. it was THAT..BAD

dont ever consider buying it just cuz there are two hot chicks on the cover wearing practically nothing. even the Bikini's aren't covering that much..they might as well be wearing a hat, two quarters and a corn chip with swords. hot, yes, but NOT...WORTH IT!!!!!

now i got rid of it a few days later ((bought it saturday, sunday stoer was closed)) but i can't ever justify that game

also i'd have to say
Beowulf: The Game
Eragon: The Game
Damnation

first two were my sad Achievment whoring days...some of which i'm proud of...the last one seemed kinda cool..the box did it more justice than the actually game itself..about 1/3 of the way throguh act one...i gave up on it..i pulled a Yahtzee and said "uh, no. no i do not have to do that. you fucking do it." ((from the Alone In The Dark review)) and i put down the controller, and put the game in it's case, and traded it in......45 minutes after i bought it..

keep in mind i own none of these games as of.....oh...Feb.?

Gayowulf? Really? You bought that?

yes.. *hang head in shame*

i had to..no good games for 7 months..only game i hadn't played at that point...and the movie was okay...the fighting system wasn't TOO horrid for the game...but oh dear gods i got it home and 20 minutes later i regretted it so much...forgive me?

You're forgiven, absolutely. I once owned a Swatch...

*puts a hand on your shoulder* .....i am so..sorry..

 

[sephiroth1991]

the simpsons game and dead space nuff said

 

[Zephirius]

Space Chimps [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Chimps] the game.

I hate gifts sometimes.

 

[SupremeBeingJay]

Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Angel of Darkness (PS2) - I couldn't have known how bad it'd be...
Robot Wars Extreme Destruction (XBOX) - Hunk of crap, this one. Only game I've ever played that can't even count right...
Alone in the Dark (Wii) - Worst game ever made. To be fair I was given the Wii one (the original owner hated it; I wanted to see how bad it was), but I had previously bought the PS3 version, so the real shame is having it twice.
Porcshe Challenege (PS1) - First game I had on the PS1, and I loved it. Will never play it again, because the reality will probably destroy my misguided nostalgia...

The most embarrassing though? Even though not technically a game:

The Wii Zapper.
God have mercy upon my soul.


(Incidentally, I love the new Bionic Commado, but I am not ashamed.)

 

[Evil Raccoon]

I think that has to be CSI: Hard evidence for the wii.

What the hell was i thinking?!

 

[Mighty Lighty]

My original copy of Yellow version.

I`m proud of mine

 

[Super_Nintendo_Chalmers]

Hello kitty roller rescue (i really dont know what the hell i was thinking)

I was like 10 when I played that game, I rather enjoyed it.

OT: Probably TAZ: Wanted.

 

[lenneth]

Animal Crossing, 'nuff said

Animal Crossing and SSBM were the reasons i got my gamecube

Arcana Heart

The fighting game that's all about the boobage. Even more so than the Dead or Alive series. I haven't even had time to play it yet. Sad.

Really? I remember playing that a while back and only one character had a revealing outfit(although that one character was pretty bad in that respect)

Hello kitty roller rescue (i really dont know what the hell i was thinking)

I was like 10 when I played that game, I rather enjoyed it.

...I enjoyed it in a kinda LEGO star wars sorta way but im still embarassed about owning it

 

[SonicSoulstrike96]

Power Rangers for SNES. Good game though and now it seems that everyone my age now owns up to liking the Power Rangers back in the day.

 

[Ph33nix]

well my gaming cillection is shared with my sister but when people see it they think its mine so like we have a barbie game and sims games

and then there is Shaun White a game I got for xmas so I can;t sell it because that would be a dick move.

 

[chen888]

Spiderman 2 The game. For the PC.

To be fair, I didn't even know sites like IGN existed back then.

 

[PlasticTree]

Super Mario 64 DS, because it is hard evidence that I didn't (fully) play the original. And I definitely wasn't too young back then.

 

[DanDeFool]

Arcana Heart

The fighting game that's all about the boobage. Even more so than the Dead or Alive series. I haven't even had time to play it yet. Sad.

Really? I remember playing that a while back and only one character had a revealing outfit(although that one character was pretty bad in that respect)

I know. I meant 'boobage' in the sense that it all the characters in the game are pretty girls designed to be ogled by the player, unlike other fighting games where only part of the characters are like that. I can understand your confusion though; I'll try to use clearer terminology next time.

Either way, it's still pretty embarrassing.

 

[lenneth]

I know. I meant 'boobage' in the sense that it all the characters in the game are pretty girls designed to be ogled by the player

I see what you were going for now, but in those terms there is still DoA (both the main series and Extreme), SoulCalibur (Ivy and maybe Taki in paticular), and Rumble Roses that still outclass it in that respect.

 

[fgdfgdgd]

dirt track devils.../thread

just to tell you how bad this game was, my mother picked it up for $20, i played it once (i don't like racing games) then i put it in a draw never to be used again.

 

[william12123]

Final fantasy 12: revenant wings and Star Wars: Lethal alliance.

 

[wizzerd229]

amazing island

 

[akmarksman]

Shadowrun

 

[koeniginator]

Nearly every Pokemon game to date, and a bunch of those PS2 Dragon Ball Z Brawlers.

I also own a copy of superman 64.
AGH.

 

[Carlston]

Final Fantasy XII

I can one up that with FF X-2

Bought it before i found out it was a moron modern reference game and totally broke every wall it could...plus it was just lame.