Games, three words.

[Ultrajoe]

MGS4:
Sweet, look! mortar!

Resistance:
Used one gun (the whole damn game, man was that thing poorly put together)

Oblivion:
Fuck you rats

Dawn of War:
5 minute kills

 

[Thanq]

TF2: More. Medics. Please.
I. Have. Uber.

Unreal Tournament
Oh. Sh*t. Redeemer.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Garry's Mod:
Flailing Explosion Suicide

 

[PingPongJoe]

Halo:
juvenile/obnoxious/kids

Katamari:
totally/tripping/balls

Rockstar's Table Tennis:
greatest/sport/ever

Kingdom Hearts:
curse/you/J-pop

Team Fortress 2:
doc/c'mon/man

trauma center:
FUCKING/STOMACH/WORMS

 

[LoorTheDarkElf]

Naruto- Rise of the Ninja; Bad freakin Voices

World of Warcraft; Role Playing Forever!! or For the Hoard, but who isn't going to say that?

Okami; Stupid Little Bug, or Japanese Folklore Masterpiece... but only if folklore is actually one word

 

[shatnershaman]

Halo 3
Scores/Sales/Awesome

MGS4
long/cut/scenes

Resistance
fun/want/rumble

Gears of War
pretty/bad/multiplayer

Viva Pinata
Viva/Pinata/!

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

Pokemon Diamond:
Ninjask. Also, cocks.

 

[Omnidum]

TES IV: Oblivion
No fishy stick?

 

[the monopoly guy]

Garry's Mod:
Flailing Explosion Suicide

or
Anything You Want

 

[boyitsme95]

Animal Crossing ~ Way Too Boring
Warcraft (The RTS) ~ Really Good Story
Deadraising ~ Zombies and Katanas
Diablo 2 ~ Still the Best

 

[Asymptote Angel]

MASS EFFECT
Blue alien boobs

BIOSHOCK
Would you kindly?

I like these. Well done.

Every FF game: Same. Damn. Thing.

Assassin's Creed: Run. Jump. Kill.

Star Wars Bounty Hunter: Fly. No! Damn.

Kingdom Hearts Series: Square. Disney. WTF.

Fire Emblem Series: Restart. Restart. Restart.

Godzilla Destroy All Monsters: 30. Minutes. Done.

Silent Hill 2: Pyramid. Deformed. Piss.

Call of Duty Series: Boom. Intense. Sweat.

FF Crystal Chronicles: Fail. Fail. Fail.

 

[Meshakhad_v1legacy]

Custer's Revenge:
No. Just. No.

Tetris:
Thank. You. Communism.

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing:
Worst. Game. Ever.

 

[Fl@nked]

Call of Duty 4: Kill. Martyrdom. Run.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Garry's Mod:
Flailing Explosion Suicide

or
Anything You Want

or
G-man, Explode(again), Tools

 

[Rob Sharona]

Metroid Hunters for the DS:

MY HANDS ACHE

 

[Stammer]

StarCraft:
Construct. Additional. Pylons.

World of Warcrap:
Really. Crappy. Game.

Perfect Dark 64:
Goldeneye. With. Aliens.

Final Fantasy XI:
Mithra. Red. Mage.

Armored Core:
Bullets. Cost. Money.

Final Fantasy Tactics:
Strategy. Story. Customize.

 

[Mnemophage]

Virtual Villagers: HAVE SEX DAMMIT.

KOTOR 2: Don't end there! D: D: (smileys don't count as words, right?)

Beyond Good and Evil: Such awesome tunes.

The Sims (1, 2, whatever): Vampire barbie simulator.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Portal.

Where'd you go?

 

[AmandaGamer86]

Any Resident Evil game

Gave me nightmares