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Eldritch Warlord

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Soothsayers said:
Halo: Flood = Headcrabs
What? C'mon. You could just as accurately say USA = UK because we both speak English.

Yahtzee:
Obsessed with Half-Life
(watch his Halo 3 review, actually many of his reviews mention Half-Life or Valve unecessarily)

Grand Theft Auto IV
Good, not Great

Halo: Combat Evolved
Sticky 'nades, Yay!

Halo 2
I <3 Arbiter

Halo 3
"Tank beats everything!"

(thought I'd put in a positive Halo trilogy to break the trend)

Half-Life
Say something Gordon!

Half-Life 2
Where's my hands?????!!!!

Half-Life 2: Episode 1
Zombine kill themselves

Half-Life 2: Episode 2
Vey lame ending

Half-Life 2: Epidode 3
Horribly dated graphics (I predict)

StarCraft
Not enough energy

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
My name's Soap?
 

FURY_007

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TF2: FYI IMA SPY
Starcraft: Battlecruiser standing by
Crysis: My computers dead
Flatout: the drivers gone...
GTA4: ...out the window
HALO 3 online: grow some balls
Battlefield series: suicide jeeps everywhere
Dawn of War: FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!
Company of Heroes: friggin awesome physics
 

FranicalFrazical

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GrandTheft Auto 4: Shut Up Roman or I hate socializing
Viva Piniáta: Wurmple 12 died!
Metal Gear Solid: Snake..Snake? SNAAAAKE?
Grand Theft Auto San And: Where am I? or Stupid Country Roads
King Kong: Far too easy
Ikaruga: Far too hard
Fable 2: Too far away
 

Dr-Worm

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GTA IV: Turn Phone Off
Madden NFL: More Money Please
Oblivion: Scarily Masculine Females
Assassin's Creed: Assassins Can't Swim
NARC (or Haze, for that matter): Just Say No
Twilight Princess: Say Something, Dammit!
Pokemon: Crack For Kids
Ocarina of Time: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
Duke Nukem Forever: Doesn't Really Exist
Resident Evil: Almost Jill Sandwich
Metal Gear Solid: Coherence Is Stupid
Tomb Raider: Great Big...Guns
Gears of War: Urine Tests Suggested or Totally Not Overcompensating
The Game: I Just Lost
 

bermyduck

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MassEffect; Blue Alien Sex
Assassin's Creed: Stab the Beggars
Mercenaries: Ridiculously Exagerated Explosions
BioShock: Murder Little Girls
KOTOR: Duel Weilding Lightsabers
Ninja Gaiden Black: This is impossible
FIFA 08: K League Legend
 

WolfMage

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Hey, no it....ok, yes, the recent updates blow.
RuneScape:
Bring back Wildy!

MapleStory:
Drop game anyone?
 

orreso

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(sorry didn't read the title)

gutar hero (any of them):
mash colored buttons
 

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Eldritch Warlord said:
Half-Life 2: Epidode 3
Horribly dated graphics (I predict)
Have you seen WoW?
And you're complaining about something that might be 2-3 year old graphics?
Haha WoW's graphics, if dated, at least go back to somewhere barely after the N64.
 

Eldritch Warlord

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AlphaWolf13 said:
Eldritch Warlord said:
Half-Life 2: Epidode 3
Horribly dated graphics (I predict)
Have you seen WoW?
And you're complaining about something that might be 2-3 year old graphics?
Haha WoW's graphics, if dated, at least go back to somewhere barely after the N64.
Nah, think about it. Half-Life 2 came out in '04 and Episode 3 will be using the same engine. Source already looks dated and Episode 3 won't be released for at least a year (probably more, knowing Valve). Now we have some PS3 titles finaly pushing their hardware's limits and a new Crysis coming so the graphical bar is being raised. I don't think an engine that gets a pixalated look to the ground just by looking down can hope to compete graphically. Doesn't mean the game won't be fun.

You're right about WoW though, but in that case the graphics were kept low quality to help reduce lag and follow the Blizzard mentality of making their games playable on fairly low-end PC's. Also, I looked it up and WoW is just as old as Half-Life 2.