So's Niko Bellic, he's an immigrant doing what he must to survive. All he needs is a duster and a horse.Fappy said:Well I mean... John McClain is a true American hero after all. Can't deny that.In Search of Username said:Heh. My dad once said something to me about Grand Theft Auto just being mindless, pointless violence - while he was watching Die Hard. Was funny.
The different is that John McClain is an American-born-white-man-killing-Germans where as Niko fits far fewer American hero requirements. He's also Bruce Willis.Techno Squidgy said:So's Niko Bellic, he's an immigrant doing what he must to survive. All he needs is a duster and a horse.Fappy said:Well I mean... John McClain is a true American hero after all. Can't deny that.In Search of Username said:Heh. My dad once said something to me about Grand Theft Auto just being mindless, pointless violence - while he was watching Die Hard. Was funny.
My hero is John 'Mad Jack' Churchill.Fappy said:Well I mean... John McClain is a true American hero after all. Can't deny that.In Search of Username said:Heh. My dad once said something to me about Grand Theft Auto just being mindless, pointless violence - while he was watching Die Hard. Was funny.
So he was the last true Bard? What a fucking boss.Binnsyboy said:My hero is John 'Mad Jack' Churchill.Fappy said:Well I mean... John McClain is a true American hero after all. Can't deny that.In Search of Username said:Heh. My dad once said something to me about Grand Theft Auto just being mindless, pointless violence - while he was watching Die Hard. Was funny.
Wikipedia him.
Palademon said:Please tell me this counts as irony, because I need a word for it, because it's delicious.
Roll the years back to Wild West times, swap the semi's for revolvers, replace the cars with Horses, roll some cameras and BAM you have a western. NikoFappy said:The different is that John McClain is an American-born-white-man-killing-Germans where as Niko fits far fewer American hero requirements. He's also Bruce Willis.Techno Squidgy said:So's Niko Bellic, he's an immigrant doing what he must to survive. All he needs is a duster and a horse.Fappy said:Well I mean... John McClain is a true American hero after all. Can't deny that.In Search of Username said:Heh. My dad once said something to me about Grand Theft Auto just being mindless, pointless violence - while he was watching Die Hard. Was funny.
Never heard him described as that, actually. Are we talking about the same guy?Fappy said:So he was the last true Bard? What a fucking boss.Binnsyboy said:My hero is John 'Mad Jack' Churchill.Fappy said:Well I mean... John McClain is a true American hero after all. Can't deny that.In Search of Username said:Heh. My dad once said something to me about Grand Theft Auto just being mindless, pointless violence - while he was watching Die Hard. Was funny.
Wikipedia him.
Yeah, think about it. He wields a sword and bow and matches into battle playing music. He's a fucking Bard!Binnsyboy said:Never heard him described as that, actually. Are we talking about the same guy?Fappy said:So he was the last true Bard? What a fucking boss.Binnsyboy said:My hero is John 'Mad Jack' Churchill.Fappy said:Well I mean... John McClain is a true American hero after all. Can't deny that.In Search of Username said:Heh. My dad once said something to me about Grand Theft Auto just being mindless, pointless violence - while he was watching Die Hard. Was funny.
Wikipedia him.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill
Fair enough.Fappy said:Yeah, think about it. He wields a sword and bow and matches into battle playing music. He's a fucking Bard!Binnsyboy said:Never heard him described as that, actually. Are we talking about the same guy?Fappy said:So he was the last true Bard? What a fucking boss.Binnsyboy said:My hero is John 'Mad Jack' Churchill.Fappy said:Well I mean... John McClain is a true American hero after all. Can't deny that.In Search of Username said:Heh. My dad once said something to me about Grand Theft Auto just being mindless, pointless violence - while he was watching Die Hard. Was funny.
Wikipedia him.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bard_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)
He's the kind of crazy that's just plain charming. How come we never hear about any eccentric characters from any modern wars? There was that French priest in WWI who merced an entire trench full of soldiers after soloing no-man's land. Like a boss.Binnsyboy said:Fair enough.Fappy said:Yeah, think about it. He wields a sword and bow and matches into battle playing music. He's a fucking Bard!Binnsyboy said:Never heard him described as that, actually. Are we talking about the same guy?Fappy said:So he was the last true Bard? What a fucking boss.Binnsyboy said:My hero is John 'Mad Jack' Churchill.Fappy said:Well I mean... John McClain is a true American hero after all. Can't deny that.In Search of Username said:Heh. My dad once said something to me about Grand Theft Auto just being mindless, pointless violence - while he was watching Die Hard. Was funny.
Wikipedia him.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bard_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)
He's basically God in my eyes.
In his retirement, he was on a train, when he alarmed everyone by throwing his briefcase out of the window. When asked about this, he stated that the train had passed by his back garden, and he'd thrown it over the fence so he wouldn't have to carry it from the station.
I typically say "Naw, I play GOOD games."Palmerama said:The annoying one I get when I tell someone I play video games is "so you play Call of Duty?" NO! The last Call of Duty game I owned was Call of Duty 2!
It used to infuritate me but now it just depresses me as the majority of people who don't know games wil just think of Call of Duty. I preferred it when it was Halo, or back in the old days when it was Mario or Sonic or Tetris. At least then there was variety to the generalisation!
My great grandfather, for whom I am named, fought at the battle of the Somme. Lived through WW1, WW2, and remained a total bro until the end of his days, at which point my mum was 20.Fappy said:He's the kind of crazy that's just plain charming. How come we never hear about any eccentric characters from any modern wars? There was that French priest in WWI who merced an entire trench full of soldiers after soloing no-man's land. Like a boss.Binnsyboy said:Fair enough.Fappy said:Yeah, think about it. He wields a sword and bow and matches into battle playing music. He's a fucking Bard!Binnsyboy said:Never heard him described as that, actually. Are we talking about the same guy?Fappy said:So he was the last true Bard? What a fucking boss.Binnsyboy said:My hero is John 'Mad Jack' Churchill.Fappy said:Well I mean... John McClain is a true American hero after all. Can't deny that.In Search of Username said:Heh. My dad once said something to me about Grand Theft Auto just being mindless, pointless violence - while he was watching Die Hard. Was funny.
Wikipedia him.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bard_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)
He's basically God in my eyes.
In his retirement, he was on a train, when he alarmed everyone by throwing his briefcase out of the window. When asked about this, he stated that the train had passed by his back garden, and he'd thrown it over the fence so he wouldn't have to carry it from the station.