Games You are embarrassed you bought.

[laura3lizab3th]

pokemon battle revolution *shudders*

 

[Nemu]

Tabula Rasa

Had fun in the beta, hoped it would carry thru to gold version, was veeeeeeery let down.

 

[UberMore]

The Path of Neo.

Oh boy.

I actually enjoyed that game and am re-installing it as I type.
Now, Enter the Matrix, that was shit...pure, unrelenting shit...

 

[iJosh]

It had to be Halo Wars.

RTS Games are so horrible, even when transferred to console. I beat it with the help of my cousin but still. The game was soooo badddddd.

 

[TZer0]

That would be Rag Doll Kung Fu.. I'm ashamed that I bought that terrible game.

 

[Jenova65]

pokemon crystal loved the game but h8ed the look i got off the store "clerk" quoted as i am unsute what they call them in the Uk

Assistant!
For me it would have to be Darkened Skye.....................

 

[Keepitclean]

does runescape membership count?
I was 12 please forgive me

 

[Valiance]

Stalin Vs. Martians...

 

[Cilliandrew]

I'm not even sure i want to admit to it... Harry Potter 'Quidditch World Cup'.

I don't even know why i wanted it to begin with...

Haha, i completely forgot about that one! I bought it too, and actually played it for about 3 or 4 days before realizing how pathetic my existence apparently was

The Path of Neo.

Oh boy.

I actually enjoyed that game and am re-installing it as I type.
Now, Enter the Matrix, that was shit...pure, unrelenting shit...

I must be the one person on this planet who actually liked "Enter the Matrix".. I played it thru with both characters! The driving/rail levels were kind of annoying, but i thought the combat was alright. I actually enjoyed it more then "Path of Neo". That game lost me at the bit with the ghosts on the train. I'm pretty sure that's one of the most clever parodies ever conceived.


To be honest, i think the most embarrassing titles i've purchased are either "Nintendogs" or any of the Pokemon games that i've purchased past the age of 22...

 

[Woodsey]

The Path of Neo.

Oh boy.

I actually enjoyed that game and am re-installing it as I type.
Now, Enter the Matrix, that was shit...pure, unrelenting shit...

I thought it was better. It wasn't good but it was better.

 

[Yersinia pestis]

World of Warcraft

Looking back, when I checked out at the store it was basically saying, "No; I don't plan on doing anything for the next 3 years, I want to gain 30lbs, and alienate my friends."

The fact that I played that game for so long is such an embarrassment for me.

 

[Filtertip]

Conflict: Denied Ops.

I never played past like 1/3 of the second level, it was too horrible to bare.

tbh mate i think they just put Conflict on the title to try and sell it coz they knew it sucked sooooooo bad. Thats why i love demos i can see how bad a game is before i spend my money.

 

[C117]

The Sims. Just... trust me.

 

[HE Starwind]

Army of Two, it looked awesome, then was utterly dreadful.

 

[firedfns13]

Definitely going with Mercs 2. It had so much potential except they screwed it up with shitty AI and millions of glitches. And extremely terrible nuclear bomb effects (if you played through the story you know what I'm talking about)

 

[Venatio]

Mass Effect, the gameplay sucked and the storyline was mediocre. The graphics may have been gorgeous but I still felt cheated.

I'm going to sue you for almost killing me. Why? Because I almost choked on my water when I read that. Mass Effect was one of the best games in history.

What are you talking about? What besides the graphics and sex do you find redeeming about Mass Effects short comings? The inventory system was Hell, the combat AI was messed up (I had an enemy run around my cover without shooting me), I kept hitting the max money count and I still dont understand why all the Aliens were speaking English!

Dont get me wrong I cant stress enough how beautiful the game looks, how origional its dialogue wheel is, and the storyline, though rather rudimentary in nature, was still expertly played out. But really, what they're fixing up in Mass Effect 2 should have been noted from the beginning.

 

[Jenova65]

Mass Effect, the gameplay sucked and the storyline was mediocre. The graphics may have been gorgeous but I still felt cheated.

I'm going to sue you for almost killing me. Why? Because I almost choked on my water when I read that. Mass Effect was one of the best games in history.

I think we could enough people together for a 'class action', as I died a bit inside when I read that!

 

[badgersprite]

TNA iMPACT! (That's not me shouting; that's it's actual typeface.) I knew the game was going to be bad, and it lived up to expectation. I only bought the game because I support TNA Wrestling. To be honest, buying pretty much any wrestling game is embarrassing. Especially because the store clerks always ask me if it's for my brother. oO

<--- Has no brother. Just likes the combination of soap opera storytelling, gratuitous yet brilliantly choreographed violence and tight, colourful spandex that is wrestling. ^ ^

 

[Gardenia]

Fusion Frenzy for the Xbox.
It looked like fun, but it's shit.