Games you can't lose

[Asymptote Angel]

Forgive me for the pop culture reference, but (from South Park) you can't lose Heroin Hero--just as long as you don't stop playing. Then you'll lose very painfully for a couple of weeks.

 

[Bagmun]

Soul Calibur II in the arcade. I seriously played that game too much. Nightmare was my baby.

Don't ask me to name which of the 21,433 versions of the arcade machine I played on. Never really noticed any significant differences in the gameplay between one version to the next, anyway.

 

[Trivun]

Give me a sniper rifle and a shotgun in ANY FPS and I am unbeatable. Don't want to brag but I am just awesome as a sniper, and the shotgun is just there in case I hear someone sneaking up behind.

 

[thatstheguy]

Don't Shoot the puppy.

 

[RAKais]

Noone can beat me at Bioshock

(well, noone can lose either)

 

[the protaginist]

most RTS's. becuase while building my large Forces, i'll send 1 upgraded unit to attack the enemy base to take out something vital.

EDIT: oh, I remember being awesome at Mario Party 2 back in the day.

 

[AtlasShrugged]

Chess. Full stop.

 

[pilot inspektor]

I have never lost at the rainbow six: lockdown demo, primarily because i only play the first level before getting bored and closing it. However i don't think there is a game i can't lose, i have always lost a few times in any game that comes to mind.

 

[j1-2themax]

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater and future iterations. People still avoid playing me in those games.

 

[JohnSmith]

SSBB with Solid Snake, the ability to detonate someone when you are clearly nowhere near them is priceless, not to mention his smash attack.

 

[Optimystic]

The new Prince of Persia, nobody could beat my survival rate, nobody could lose to it either...

All right, I lol'd I was pretty pimp at the Sands of Time trilogy actually (though the f***ing chariot sequences made me almost break my controller a few times.)

Anyhow for me it'd have to be Jade Empire, even on Grand Master I breeze through the game like the scion of Bruce Lee

 

[kdragon1010]

WWF No Mercy (N64) people who knew about my skills beforehand or had witnessed me slaughtering people would refuse to play me.

 

[fluffylandmine]

You have to burn the rope...

You're such a dick. I could never get past the character creation screen on that one.

Don't Shoot the puppy.

..How could you NOT shoot the puppy? This is insane. You people are insane.

There is no character creation screen...oh...

 

[nimrandir]

My friends actually ran from the Wrestlemania 2000 ring to avoid a pin at the hands of my created suplex-master. It has been years since I played anything multiplayer seriously, as you can tell from the age of my example.

 

[jords]

QWOP!

... no, actually i suck at that too :S

 

[EXPLICITasian]

The Total War games.

I brought them to a LAN party once, and just slaughtered all my buddies. It was a massacre. Even when they ganged up on me. They just have no sense of tactics.

What? You mean if I run my calvary into spearmen it's bad?

You mean the reason why I always lose the battle is because I put all my soldiers into a big ball and let the enemy surround them? You're crazy...

I never lost in advance wars 2, but then again it's not like a shitload of people were playing that one with me...

 

[ampa451]

Gran turismo. The AI hasn't changed. EVER. I'm desperate for GT5 to have online play. and damage. and every car worth driving.


and fun racetracks...

 

[Draygen]

I got accused of "practicing at Halo 3 24-7 and having no social life" after my buddy and I tore through a team tournament a while back. My friend had to explain to them that I didn't even own a 360, much less "practice 24-7".

And not a video game, but a game none the less. I've never been beaten at Taboo, much to everyone I know's shame.