Games you DON'T want yahzee to review.

[roostuf]

Legacy of Kain:

soul Reaver, i don't think i can't trust myself if he starts ripping it to pieces.

 

[Tartarga]

The .Hack games. Their flaws are obvious so even an idiot should be able to see them so I don't need a British guy to tell me what I already know. Plus there are like 7 of them so it would take a while.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Kingdom Hearts. I'm afraid he is going to break my idealistic view of the series.

 

[Sneeze]

Paper Mario:TTYD, but I'm pretty sure he's said before he actually liked that so... none I guess. Unless he dislikes RE4, but everyone likes that, right?

 

[samaugsch]

Pokemon games. I'm also convinced that he's one of those people that's less likely to review a game when anybody asks him to.

 

[Staskala]

None.
The more I have a connection to a game the more I enjoy him ripping it to shreds.

 

[emeraldrafael]

So this is basically us covering for our favorite games so we dont have to acknowledge the crap they may be (yes, I've played the LoK series).

Um... well, favorite game wise, i wouldnt want him reviewing Persona 3 fes. Its a JRPG and he HATES JRPGs, so he would be biased there alone.

But more to the point, I wouldnt want him reviewing the pokemon series because I already know it would turn into a hate speech, and i just dont need another enemy to defend the games from

EDIT: Thought of another one. I wouldnt want him to play Catherine when it coems out. I think it would break yahtzee.

 

[ShatterPalm]

Fire Emblem, any of them. He would misinterpret everything, I just know it.

 

[Latinidiot]

Kingdom Hearts. I'm afraid he is going to break my idealistic view of the series.

that would be horrible. I absolutely love the game, and I, being open for criticism, couldn't look at it the same way if he tore it apart as he always does.

 

[Wolfenbarg]

Um... anything that doesn't have enough material to make it funny? I love the Mass Effect games, but it's amusing to see him deconstruct them, especially since his mindset on gaming is so different than mine. Besides, if you have a great game that has some things about it that drive you up the wall, then wouldn't it be hilarious to see him sympathize with your pain?

 

[End]

Even though I tend to enjoy his mostly hateful comments about games, I would hate it if he started pointing out the faults of Lost Odyssey, Metal Gear Solid 3 or Final Fantasy 7, just in case I end up thinking that he has a point and my view of those games would be ruined.

 

[AssassinJoe]

Star Craft 2

I just know he'll tear it to shreds.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Why would I not want him to review something? Its all in good fun and if it makes me laugh, then it was worth it.

 

[brodie21]

any game that he couldnt make jokes out of

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I hope to god that he never reviews Vanquish. I don't think that he'd "get it".

 

[subject_87]

Not really; even for games you really like, it's good to hear a viewpoint you don't agree with, and his criticisms of it will likely be spot-on.