Games you refuse to play

[k-ossuburb]

I refuse to play any of those dancing games that require you to... well, dance. I can't dance, I've got the coordination of a drunk spider in scuba flippers. The same goes for singing games, I can't sing either.

 

[k-ossuburb]

Duke. Nukem. Forever. I had a tiny feeling that game was a bit overhyped, and once it was released, the reviews came in. It sucked. Miracle of Sound made a song of how much it sucked. It got an average score of 48 on metacritic. It had shit-throwing. Boob-slapping. The graphics looked terrible. I could go on, but I've never and never will play that game.

It was unintentionally funny though. None of the so-called immature "jokes" made me laugh, but watching the shitty character animation, objects no-clipping through the floor, the horrible character models and the shitty texturing, I was literally laughing my ass off.

I couldn't play past the first level because of how terrible it was, but it was pretty damn funny when even the simplest stuff you take for granted is so messed up, like watching the doors teleport in front of me every time I went around a corner, you just have to laugh.

 

[GrungyMunchy]

How can you talk about the story of games you refuse to play? You didn't play them right?

Wiki the story, watch playthroughs on youtube, etc. There are various ways to find a story without actually playing.

That's an awful lot for people who're actively refusing to play the games. Not to mention plain weird.

 

[Fanfic_warper]

How can you talk about the story of games you refuse to play? You didn't play them right?

Wiki the story, watch playthroughs on youtube, etc. There are various ways to find a story without actually playing.

That's an awful lot for people who're actively refusing to play the games. Not to mention plain weird.

I don't like to spend time or money playing games for a crap ending or story all round. I like to know what I'd be getting myself into before actaully getting a game. It's rare that I get a game in it's release week since it takes a while for a good walkthrough to get posted.