Games you'd like Yahtzee to give ZP reviews on.

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acklumos

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Ratchet and Clank Future: Tools of Destruction, because I'm not sure he'd understand the whole story of A Crack in Time without playing the first game in the trilogy. Or for that matter, he could review the original Ratchet and Clank. I don't care, I'd just like to see him review a Ratchet and Clank game.
 

Cyberjester

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LordOfInsanity said:
I wanna see him do American McGee's Alice. Definitely that. But of retrograde games, it doesn't matter to me really. >_>
With Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, Planescape: Torment, Zork. Basically anything odd.
 

Lazy Kitty

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Dungeon Keeper 2
Age of Empires 2: Age of Kings
Command & Conquer 3

Anyway, some kind of RTS.

And
Evil Genius
 

Wintermoot

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The Orange Box
Elder Scrolls 4 Oblivion
Fallout 3
Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead 2
EDIT:
IDK what games he should review maybe Bayonetta when it comes out or any over rated game (IE COD6 GTA4 SSBB any of that sort of games I know he reviewed them but games like that)
 

Seras

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henritje said:
The Orange Box
Elder Scrolls 4 Oblivion
Fallout 3
Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead 2
o_O you have watched ZP right? their all there already o_o

OT: Borderlands gets my vote ^_^
 

AshuraSpeaks

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http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/xbx/breakdown

Breakdown. It's pitch perfect.

Even the bottomed out review of 30/100 states "And that's all it has going for it, a great sci-fi story."

The gameplay is hokey, but can be fun, especially since it balances between shooter (against the soldiers there to wipe out all the scientists and the experiment - hey, that's from Half-Life!) and hand-to-hand (you get a few story-imbedded sequences where you receive fist-based powers, like a bullet shield when you block).

It never leaves first-person, so it has that Half-Life-esque effect where you can't see yourself except when you walk past a mirror.

The game is challenging, but not Ninja-Gaiden, Nintendo Hard punishing.

The AI could use polish, but this was the same year you could beat the final boss of Dead Or Alive 3 by tapping the punch button.

The hands down best part is that it plays on the 360, so if you buy it and DL the backwards compatibility update (which I'm guess he has) it's right there, with no problems, so far as I've seen.

And it seems to be channeling Half-Life 1, and occasionally pre-cognitively 2, since your partner, Alex, can hold her own in a fight and is more of a companion than forced escort.

But instead of the usual Japanese nonsense, it's more in tune with F.E.A.R.'s weird happenstances, although the ones in Breakdown are explained by the end.

This is one of the games that I'm seriously considering reviewing myself just to get the word out.
 

Elburzito

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Eukaryote said:
Morrowind, though every fanatic of that game already could predict the flaws which would be joked about.
It's true

OT: hasn't this thread been done before? I'd like to see him review deus Ex.
 

Kud

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henritje said:
The Orange Box
Elder Scrolls 4 Oblivion
Fallout 3
Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead 2
He has done all of those
 

Flamezdudes

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AshPox said:
henritje said:
The Orange Box
Elder Scrolls 4 Oblivion
Fallout 3
Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead 2
He has done all of those, except for orange box
Yes, he has done The Orange Box. Go back a few pages on the Zero Punctuation page, its page 6.
 

Gather

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A naturally horrible game. Force him to play it for *at least* 12 hours

For example The Dark Legions or Militarism (I've got the games and am willing to send it to him if he so wishes. Heh)
 

sophieEM

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some shit (maybe, maybe not) game that comes free with a new phone

the game where you complain (not your style, sorry) about how nice the summer is in australia
 

Flutterbrave

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I'd like to see Yahtzee review Yahtzee. Come on, we all know it would be fun watching him rip apart himself. Better yet, get him to review The Escapist.