Games you'd like Yahtzee to give ZP reviews on.

[almostgold]

I swear that i get a boner thinking about him ripping World of friggin Warcraft apart.
Dont get me wrong, i spent almost 2 years in azeroth, but the screaming of the fanboys is like music to my ears.

Im pretty sure hes mentioned that he used to play it? I remember him complimenting its visuals and environments in some other review....

(I completely agree with you btw, I used to play it as well but stopped when I realized everyone else who played it was fucking obsessive. I want to see those people contend with being the subject of a ludicrous amount of creatively introduced dick jokes)

 

[ZeroDotZero]

1. Keep in mind that BioWare has made RPG's for PC and consoles with a LOT more hardware than a DS. And again, Indie developers don't have deadlines to deal with (and the majority of Indie mobile games are never-ending puzzle games).
2. Yet the story is the exact same.
3. Um, yeah it does.
4. You mean the cliffhanger that perfectly sets up a sequel that WILL come? You mean the cliffhanger that BREAKS THE FOURTH WALL for shits and giggles? I don't see how that is a problem. BioWare will make a sequel.
5. So you'd prefer to just sit there and WATCH the final battle than take part in it? Keep in mind that if you screw up the QTE's YOU LOSE.

1) Well obviously, but a little padding out would be nice.
2) What's that got to do with anything at all?
3) Well, I expect a DS game to use the Touch Screen, but it doesn't need a Touch Screen gimmick. I think a straightforward TBS RPG would have been fine, there was no need for those QTEs.
4) I had to watch the last cutscene again to refresh my memory of this Breaking of the Fourth Wall, and I fail to understand how exactly it does. I don't see any confirmation of a sequel either.
5) Well, an interactive cutscene obviously. If your entire fight is a QTE, then make it interesting instead of just having one camera angle for the whole thing. I always wanted a battle between Super ####### and Super Bad Guy at the end of a Sonic game, but this seems to be a case of 'Be careful what you wish for because you just might get it', as this is just about as far from my vision as it gets.

If you want Yahtzee to review Sonic Chronicles, he's going to hate on it.

 

[Tiny116]

I'd like to see him review Alien v Predator when it comes out, and knowing him he'll give a good history on the subject.
older games,
Parasite eve
Eternal Dark
Toy story 2 (My sister favourite game in history, I'd love to see her face fall at a Yatzee review!)

 

[geon106]

World of Warcraft, he mentions it a few times but thats it

and perhaps the original Quake cuz its epic

 

[MercurySteam]

Saboteur definitely

He has now.

 

[Stein Inge]

"The Gregory Horror Show". That game scares me... Mostly because Death wear a pope hat with the Swedish national colors.
Has anyone played this game by the way? I´ve only met one guy who has heard of it.

 

[willard3]

Morrowind, though every fanatic of that game already could predict the flaws which would be joked about.

He gives a retrospective on Morrowind in his Oblivion review...definitely not a full review, but he mentions some of its flaws.

I want to see Deus Ex. Borderlands would be pretty hilarious too.

 

[Ryuk2]

I would like him to review Gothic or Gothic 2. He could really make a lot of jokes about the bugs and maybe he would even say something good about it to make more people buy the game.

 

[the-darkness]

I would like Yahtzee to review Borderlands, DJ Hero and Avatar. Oh sorry, it's James Cameron's Avatar: The Video Game.

 

[ribonuge]

Conker's Bad Fur Day and Timesplitter 3 : Future Perfect. Two games I think he'd really enjoy.

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

The Warriors
Tenchu: Stealth Assasins
Vigilante 8 and Vigilante 8 Part 2
Battle Arena Toshinden and Battle Arena Toshinden 2
Marc Ecko's - Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure
Apocalypse starring Bruce Willis
Parappa the Rapper and/or Um Jammer Lammy
Jet Grind Radio and/or Jet Set Radio Future
Sword of the Berserk: Guts' Rage, Rival Schools and/or Project Justice
Plants vs. Zombies


any Mobile Suit Gundam games but most preferably Gundam vs. Zeta Gundam because it also has Federation vs. Zeon game modes and mobile suits.

 

[WorldCritic]

Silent Hill Shattered Memories. I hope he does this one, his Silent Hill reviews have all been funny before.

 

[Pescetarian]

Katamari Damacy. It's like an up-to-date FANTASY WORLD DIZZY, one of his fave games.

 

[Ultress]

I'd love to see him do SMT Strange journey just to see his reaction to a JRPG that doesn't follow his stereotypes.

 

[Galimor]

Shadow of the colossus, The longest journey ( NOT Dreamfall)

 

[ROTMASTER]

naughty bear
because it differant thn mainstream and to be honest i think yatzee would enjoy making a bunch of teady bears his *****

 

[ROTMASTER]

also since he likes stealth based games i a good stealth based series he would enjoy the sly cooper series not so much 1 but 2 and 3 he would probably enjoy

 

[Thedayrecker]

Why has this thread popped up again? Somebody been doin some Necroposting?

Aww what the Hell. I'd like to see him review the first Mafia. He'll probably make a few passing jabs at it during his inevitable review of Mafia II.