I did it.
I beat Castlevania.
Fuck Dracula. Fuck Death. Fuck those hunchbacks, fuck Igor, fuck Frankenstein.
What's that? Frankenstein is the name of the doctor, not the creature? Great. That's nice to know. I'll file it under "fuck!"
Y'know how people are suggesting Castlevania could be given the Dark Souls treatment? Well, after having my arse handed to me for hours on end, I can see why.
A lot of the game is fun, but shit, is it hard. Also doesn't help that of the six bosses, half of them require the same tactics - get holy water, spam holy water, 'rinse and repeat,' and wait for them to go down. Yes, I know there's other ways you can beat them, but it's the only way I could beat Frankesntein, the only way I could beat Death, and the only way I could beat Dracula's second form.
Well, anyway, it's nice to know that Dracula's dead, and will never return to plague the world...again...maybe...
Fuck, I'm tired.