There have been many, many debates about gaming. Some people say it makes our kids into murders and rapists, others that it causes obesity and poor eyesight. Gaming has had so many faults placed at its doorstep that even Gamers themselves cannot resist hammering it.
How many of you have heard something like this...
"Oh my god! I hate you console retards! It's because of fuckers like you PC gaming is full of dumb-as-shit games now!"
Yes, it's time to play the age-old Cliché of "Blame Halo" once again!
The thing is, for once, Halo isn't to blame. Halo is successful not because it is a great game (it isn't), not because all 360 owners are retards (they aren't), Halo is popular because it is short.
Allow me to explain with a story...
What Wargamer Did Last Night:
It's half past eight. At nine o'clock, there's a really good show on TV. For now, though, it's all re-runs, crap, and re-runs of crap. The TV is most decidedly off for now.
Half an hour to kill... I'd go talk to someone, but the only people in the house are the pets, and cats don't hold a good conversation. I could walk the dog, but it's cold and dark and probably pissing it down again. Besides, she's had a walk not ten minutes ago.
My bedroom beckons. I survey my desk for a source of entertainment. The PS2 squats there with its broken disk-drive, reminding me I need a new one. Then there's the Gamecube, surrounded by Zelda games. Wind-Waker is always good, and it's about to get really good, but I want a few hours of 'quiet time' with the Gamecube; I really don't like being interrupted during a major turning point of the fate of Hyrule. There's a bonus disk in the machine with Zelda 1 on it, but by the time I figure out where Level 7 is, and figure out how to beat that bloody dungeon, the sun will be up.
LittleBigPlanet is currently in the disk drive of the PS3. Extremely tempting, but once again time's the issue; I spent two and a half hours on it last weekend adding to my custom level, and it is still not finished!
I settle on Resistance 2. Game boots up, Co-Op begins, all hell breaks lose. 25 minutes later the PS3 is off and I'm settled in front of the TV in preparation for an hour of enjoyment, with ale and cookies for company.
What's the point of that story?
Are the Zelda games bad? No. Is LBP bad? No. Why did Resistance 2 win out? Because I only had half an hour.
This is why the gaming world is being simplified. Between work, friends, family, pets, hobbies, obligations, compulsory shopping, spontaneous shopping, days out, weekends away and everything else in my life I really don't have time to complete an RPG a night. I really enjoy a lot of the more 'arty' games, but to really appreciate them you have to settle down and give them the time they deserve.
It's no different to television; it takes a lot more forward planning to watch Lord of The Rings than it does to watch The Simpsons. The former's a multi-hour epic, the latter's a half-hour of simple fun.
I want intelligent games. I want gripping story-lines. I want vast, open worlds where you can spend hours wandering in the wilderness. The problem is, I don't want to play them of an evening when I need something to do between coming home from work and dinner being ready. These 'High Class' games are for the weekend, when it's just me, the PS3 and three-to-six hours of peace and quiet. I want to be absorbed into the game, to savour every nuance as if it were fine wine... and you can't do that on the fly.
So, to those who continually ***** about how gaming is going to hell, consider this; would you enjoy your 'superior' game half as much if you only had thirty minutes a day to play them? Thirty minutes on Halo 3 might be as intellectually stimulating as cranial trauma, but at least you can get a couple of rapid-fire games off before you have to leave.
How many of you have heard something like this...
"Oh my god! I hate you console retards! It's because of fuckers like you PC gaming is full of dumb-as-shit games now!"
Yes, it's time to play the age-old Cliché of "Blame Halo" once again!
The thing is, for once, Halo isn't to blame. Halo is successful not because it is a great game (it isn't), not because all 360 owners are retards (they aren't), Halo is popular because it is short.
Allow me to explain with a story...
What Wargamer Did Last Night:
It's half past eight. At nine o'clock, there's a really good show on TV. For now, though, it's all re-runs, crap, and re-runs of crap. The TV is most decidedly off for now.
Half an hour to kill... I'd go talk to someone, but the only people in the house are the pets, and cats don't hold a good conversation. I could walk the dog, but it's cold and dark and probably pissing it down again. Besides, she's had a walk not ten minutes ago.
My bedroom beckons. I survey my desk for a source of entertainment. The PS2 squats there with its broken disk-drive, reminding me I need a new one. Then there's the Gamecube, surrounded by Zelda games. Wind-Waker is always good, and it's about to get really good, but I want a few hours of 'quiet time' with the Gamecube; I really don't like being interrupted during a major turning point of the fate of Hyrule. There's a bonus disk in the machine with Zelda 1 on it, but by the time I figure out where Level 7 is, and figure out how to beat that bloody dungeon, the sun will be up.
LittleBigPlanet is currently in the disk drive of the PS3. Extremely tempting, but once again time's the issue; I spent two and a half hours on it last weekend adding to my custom level, and it is still not finished!
I settle on Resistance 2. Game boots up, Co-Op begins, all hell breaks lose. 25 minutes later the PS3 is off and I'm settled in front of the TV in preparation for an hour of enjoyment, with ale and cookies for company.
What's the point of that story?
Are the Zelda games bad? No. Is LBP bad? No. Why did Resistance 2 win out? Because I only had half an hour.
This is why the gaming world is being simplified. Between work, friends, family, pets, hobbies, obligations, compulsory shopping, spontaneous shopping, days out, weekends away and everything else in my life I really don't have time to complete an RPG a night. I really enjoy a lot of the more 'arty' games, but to really appreciate them you have to settle down and give them the time they deserve.
It's no different to television; it takes a lot more forward planning to watch Lord of The Rings than it does to watch The Simpsons. The former's a multi-hour epic, the latter's a half-hour of simple fun.
I want intelligent games. I want gripping story-lines. I want vast, open worlds where you can spend hours wandering in the wilderness. The problem is, I don't want to play them of an evening when I need something to do between coming home from work and dinner being ready. These 'High Class' games are for the weekend, when it's just me, the PS3 and three-to-six hours of peace and quiet. I want to be absorbed into the game, to savour every nuance as if it were fine wine... and you can't do that on the fly.
So, to those who continually ***** about how gaming is going to hell, consider this; would you enjoy your 'superior' game half as much if you only had thirty minutes a day to play them? Thirty minutes on Halo 3 might be as intellectually stimulating as cranial trauma, but at least you can get a couple of rapid-fire games off before you have to leave.