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"I'm gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum.. And I'm all out of bubble gum.."

Yes.. the picture was necessary.
Lol, it was necessary! "Eat shit and die!" lol, duke is great.:p
Of course he is, he's got balls of steel
and pec's of titanium....

and arms of platinum.. wait this is going to get very silleh
Yeah...we should probably stop now.......thighs of iron....
Indeed we should....shins of aluminium....and you cant even see the picture now
This is starting to get more and more homosexual.
Bingo!
Indeed it is
Nothing wrong with homosexuals.
Shoulders of Einstenium...
You had to google that didnt you XD
hands of germanium
Ok, you got me on that....
Toes of Promethium!!!
Oooh youre good

fingers of bronze
Into compounds now, are we?
You're on.
Marrow of Californium Dioxide!!!!
This is going to get silleh before it gets funny

bones of francium
Dammit I will not be defeated!
Larynx of Dysprosium Tribromide *****!!!!!!!
Skull of gold
They might have already used gold...
ahh, whatever.
Brains of Ununhexium!!!!
hair of magnesium
Feet of Seaborgium?
We must stop this soon.
One last shot: Spine of Ytterbium Dichloride!
Glasses of mercury (what its a metal)
Toenails of Sodium?
Eyeballs of Tungston!!!!!!
Christ!!! No mooorreee!!!
...Pharynx of Uranium...
Very silleh indeed... bladder of Cobalt...
...must...not....post.....
dammit! Liver of copper!
We should stop this now, shouldnt we?

heart of.. er um potassium
Just one more:
Spleen of Rubidium.
Ok. Done.
...Pancreas of Barium.
Quick! Kill me before I-

Lungs of Carbon!

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Don't worry, we already used Carbon.
Oh, thanks. Now I have to..noo..can't...
GAH! Aorta of Stronium!!!!!!!!!
Eyelashes of Sulfur!

PIC IS BACK!!!
You see that just kicks so much ass.
It kicks ass of....wait...sulfur's not a metal....
Oh whatever. Ass of cadmium.
Blood of Hydrochloric Acid.

Gettin' back into compounds, I guess...
Pelvis of Einstenium Trichloride
 

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xxhazyshadowsxx said:

"I'm gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum.. And I'm all out of bubble gum.."

Yes.. the picture was necessary.
Lol, it was necessary! "Eat shit and die!" lol, duke is great.:p
Of course he is, he's got balls of steel
and pec's of titanium....

and arms of platinum.. wait this is going to get very silleh
Yeah...we should probably stop now.......thighs of iron....
Indeed we should....shins of aluminium....and you cant even see the picture now
This is starting to get more and more homosexual.
Bingo!
Indeed it is
Nothing wrong with homosexuals.
Shoulders of Einstenium...
You had to google that didnt you XD
hands of germanium
Ok, you got me on that....
Toes of Promethium!!!
Oooh youre good

fingers of bronze
Into compounds now, are we?
You're on.
Marrow of Californium Dioxide!!!!
This is going to get silleh before it gets funny

bones of francium
Dammit I will not be defeated!
Larynx of Dysprosium Tribromide *****!!!!!!!
Skull of gold
They might have already used gold...
ahh, whatever.
Brains of Ununhexium!!!!
hair of magnesium
Feet of Seaborgium?
We must stop this soon.
One last shot: Spine of Ytterbium Dichloride!
Glasses of mercury (what its a metal)
Toenails of Sodium?
Eyeballs of Tungston!!!!!!
Christ!!! No mooorreee!!!
...Pharynx of Uranium...
Very silleh indeed... bladder of Cobalt...
...must...not....post.....
dammit! Liver of copper!
We should stop this now, shouldnt we?

heart of.. er um potassium
Just one more:
Spleen of Rubidium.
Ok. Done.
...Pancreas of Barium.
Quick! Kill me before I-

Lungs of Carbon!

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Don't worry, we already used Carbon.
Oh, thanks. Now I have to..noo..can't...
GAH! Aorta of Stronium!!!!!!!!!
Eyelashes of Sulfur!

PIC IS BACK!!!
You see that just kicks so much ass.
It kicks ass of....wait...sulfur's not a metal....
Oh whatever. Ass of cadmium.
Blood of Hydrochloric Acid.

Gettin' back into compounds, I guess...
Pelvis of Einstenium Trichloride
Tears of Nonixistine Imaginarium. ;)
 

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05rutterb said:
xxhazyshadowsxx said:

"I'm gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum.. And I'm all out of bubble gum.."

Yes.. the picture was necessary.
Lol, it was necessary! "Eat shit and die!" lol, duke is great.:p
Of course he is, he's got balls of steel
and pec's of titanium....

and arms of platinum.. wait this is going to get very silleh
Yeah...we should probably stop now.......thighs of iron....
Indeed we should....shins of aluminium....and you cant even see the picture now
This is starting to get more and more homosexual.
Bingo!
Indeed it is
Nothing wrong with homosexuals.
Shoulders of Einstenium...
You had to google that didnt you XD
hands of germanium
Ok, you got me on that....
Toes of Promethium!!!
Oooh youre good

fingers of bronze
Into compounds now, are we?
You're on.
Marrow of Californium Dioxide!!!!
This is going to get silleh before it gets funny

bones of francium
Dammit I will not be defeated!
Larynx of Dysprosium Tribromide *****!!!!!!!
Skull of gold
They might have already used gold...
ahh, whatever.
Brains of Ununhexium!!!!
hair of magnesium
Feet of Seaborgium?
We must stop this soon.
One last shot: Spine of Ytterbium Dichloride!
Glasses of mercury (what its a metal)
Toenails of Sodium?
Eyeballs of Tungston!!!!!!
Christ!!! No mooorreee!!!
...Pharynx of Uranium...
Very silleh indeed... bladder of Cobalt...
...must...not....post.....
dammit! Liver of copper!
We should stop this now, shouldnt we?

heart of.. er um potassium
Just one more:
Spleen of Rubidium.
Ok. Done.
...Pancreas of Barium.
Quick! Kill me before I-

Lungs of Carbon!

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Don't worry, we already used Carbon.
Oh, thanks. Now I have to..noo..can't...
GAH! Aorta of Stronium!!!!!!!!!
Eyelashes of Sulfur!

PIC IS BACK!!!
You see that just kicks so much ass.
It kicks ass of....wait...sulfur's not a metal....
Oh whatever. Ass of cadmium.
Blood of Hydrochloric Acid.

Gettin' back into compounds, I guess...
Pelvis of Einstenium Trichloride
Tears of Nonixistine Imaginarium. ;)
Into fake elements now?
Eyebrows of Diamondillium!!!!
 

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I'm obsessed with Starcraft so, "Power overwhelming" Protoss archon, never heard a unit in a RTS say a cheat code before, then again i don't have much experience with RTS, but after that i was suprised he didn't mention the lack of a cow level.
 

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05rutterb said:
xxhazyshadowsxx said:

"I'm gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum.. And I'm all out of bubble gum.."

Yes.. the picture was necessary.
Lol, it was necessary! "Eat shit and die!" lol, duke is great.:p
Of course he is, he's got balls of steel
and pec's of titanium....

and arms of platinum.. wait this is going to get very silleh
Yeah...we should probably stop now.......thighs of iron....
Indeed we should....shins of aluminium....and you cant even see the picture now
This is starting to get more and more homosexual.
Bingo!
Indeed it is
Nothing wrong with homosexuals.
Shoulders of Einstenium...
You had to google that didnt you XD
hands of germanium
Ok, you got me on that....
Toes of Promethium!!!
Oooh youre good

fingers of bronze
Into compounds now, are we?
You're on.
Marrow of Californium Dioxide!!!!
This is going to get silleh before it gets funny

bones of francium
Dammit I will not be defeated!
Larynx of Dysprosium Tribromide *****!!!!!!!
Skull of gold
They might have already used gold...
ahh, whatever.
Brains of Ununhexium!!!!
hair of magnesium
Feet of Seaborgium?
We must stop this soon.
One last shot: Spine of Ytterbium Dichloride!
Glasses of mercury (what its a metal)
Toenails of Sodium?
Eyeballs of Tungston!!!!!!
Christ!!! No mooorreee!!!
...Pharynx of Uranium...
Very silleh indeed... bladder of Cobalt...
...must...not....post.....
dammit! Liver of copper!
We should stop this now, shouldnt we?

heart of.. er um potassium
Just one more:
Spleen of Rubidium.
Ok. Done.
...Pancreas of Barium.
Quick! Kill me before I-

Lungs of Carbon!

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Don't worry, we already used Carbon.
Oh, thanks. Now I have to..noo..can't...
GAH! Aorta of Stronium!!!!!!!!!
Eyelashes of Sulfur!

PIC IS BACK!!!
You see that just kicks so much ass.
It kicks ass of....wait...sulfur's not a metal....
Oh whatever. Ass of cadmium.
Blood of Hydrochloric Acid.

Gettin' back into compounds, I guess...
Pelvis of Einstenium Trichloride
Tears of Nonixistine Imaginarium. ;)
Into fake elements now?
Eyebrows of Diamondillium!!!!
Actually, it was a "Duke Nukem doesn't cry" joke; but if you want...

Ear Lobes of Electromatter.
 

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"War doesn't determin whos right, only whos left!"
No actually quote, but it's on the death screen of COD4 ;)))))))))))))))))))))
 

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Oh well I live under a rock.
Nose Hairs of diamondium.
Edit: That was supposed to be a response to those Duke Nukem/random element quotes.
 

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these...

there we go!

I personally like these three:

"If all on Olympus would deny me my vengence, then all on Olympus will die!" Kratos (God of War II)

"Check out the big gun thing! How spaced out is that?!" Zip (Tomb Raider: Legend)

"Anyone between me and that stone dies!" Lara Croft (Tomb Raider: Legend)
 

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"I've got Balls of Steel!!!" -Duke Nukem (Duke Nukem)
"I'm gonna get'cha you big bully!" -Covenant Grunt (Halo 3)
"Make your mark on history!" -Redmond 'Billy Dee Williams' Boyle (C&C3: Tiberium Wars)
"We're screwed! We're screwed, man!" -Random marine (Halo 1)
 

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Sh0ckFyre said:
"I've got Balls of Steel!!!" -Duke Nukem (Duke Nukem)
I'd recommend you read through this topic. We've covered... well, a lot of his body parts.
 

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thisnameistaken2 said:
05rutterb said:
xxhazyshadowsxx said:

"I'm gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum.. And I'm all out of bubble gum.."

Yes.. the picture was necessary.
Lol, it was necessary! "Eat shit and die!" lol, duke is great.:p
Of course he is, he's got balls of steel
and pec's of titanium....

and arms of platinum.. wait this is going to get very silleh
Yeah...we should probably stop now.......thighs of iron....
Indeed we should....shins of aluminium....and you cant even see the picture now
This is starting to get more and more homosexual.
Bingo!
Indeed it is
Nothing wrong with homosexuals.
Shoulders of Einstenium...
You had to google that didnt you XD
hands of germanium
Ok, you got me on that....
Toes of Promethium!!!
Oooh youre good

fingers of bronze
Into compounds now, are we?
You're on.
Marrow of Californium Dioxide!!!!
This is going to get silleh before it gets funny

bones of francium
Dammit I will not be defeated!
Larynx of Dysprosium Tribromide *****!!!!!!!
Skull of gold
They might have already used gold...
ahh, whatever.
Brains of Ununhexium!!!!
hair of magnesium
Feet of Seaborgium?
We must stop this soon.
One last shot: Spine of Ytterbium Dichloride!
Glasses of mercury (what its a metal)
Toenails of Sodium?
Eyeballs of Tungston!!!!!!
Christ!!! No mooorreee!!!
...Pharynx of Uranium...
Very silleh indeed... bladder of Cobalt...
...must...not....post.....
dammit! Liver of copper!
We should stop this now, shouldnt we?

heart of.. er um potassium
Just one more:
Spleen of Rubidium.
Ok. Done.
...Pancreas of Barium.
Quick! Kill me before I-

Lungs of Carbon!

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Don't worry, we already used Carbon.
Oh, thanks. Now I have to..noo..can't...
GAH! Aorta of Stronium!!!!!!!!!
Eyelashes of Sulfur!

PIC IS BACK!!!
You see that just kicks so much ass.
It kicks ass of....wait...sulfur's not a metal....
Oh whatever. Ass of cadmium.
Blood of Hydrochloric Acid.

Gettin' back into compounds, I guess...
Pelvis of Einstenium Trichloride
Tears of Nonixistine Imaginarium. ;)
Into fake elements now?
Eyebrows of Diamondillium!!!!
Actually, it was a "Duke Nukem doesn't cry" joke; but if you want...

Ear Lobes of Electromatter.
Oh well I live under a rock.
Nose Hairs of diamondium.
Ear hair of Californium!!!

IT'S BACK, BABY!!!!!!!!!
 

DementedSheep

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"Every time I yank a jawbone from a skull and ram it into an eyesocket, I know I'm building a better future."
 

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apsham said:
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BolognaBaloney said:
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BolognaBaloney said:
thisnameistaken2 said:
05rutterb said:
xxhazyshadowsxx said:

"I'm gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum.. And I'm all out of bubble gum.."

Yes.. the picture was necessary.
Lol, it was necessary! "Eat shit and die!" lol, duke is great.:p
Of course he is, he's got balls of steel
and pec's of titanium....

and arms of platinum.. wait this is going to get very silleh
Yeah...we should probably stop now.......thighs of iron....
Indeed we should....shins of aluminium....and you cant even see the picture now
This is starting to get more and more homosexual.
Bingo!
Indeed it is
Nothing wrong with homosexuals.
Shoulders of Einstenium...
You had to google that didnt you XD
hands of germanium
Ok, you got me on that....
Toes of Promethium!!!
Oooh youre good

fingers of bronze
Into compounds now, are we?
You're on.
Marrow of Californium Dioxide!!!!
This is going to get silleh before it gets funny

bones of francium
Dammit I will not be defeated!
Larynx of Dysprosium Tribromide *****!!!!!!!
Skull of gold
They might have already used gold...
ahh, whatever.
Brains of Ununhexium!!!!
hair of magnesium
Feet of Seaborgium?
We must stop this soon.
One last shot: Spine of Ytterbium Dichloride!
Glasses of mercury (what its a metal)
Toenails of Sodium?
Eyeballs of Tungston!!!!!!
Christ!!! No mooorreee!!!
...Pharynx of Uranium...
Very silleh indeed... bladder of Cobalt...
...must...not....post.....
dammit! Liver of copper!
We should stop this now, shouldnt we?

heart of.. er um potassium
Just one more:
Spleen of Rubidium.
Ok. Done.
...Pancreas of Barium.
Quick! Kill me before I-

Lungs of Carbon!

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Don't worry, we already used Carbon.
Oh, thanks. Now I have to..noo..can't...
GAH! Aorta of Stronium!!!!!!!!!
Eyelashes of Sulfur!

PIC IS BACK!!!
You see that just kicks so much ass.
It kicks ass of....wait...sulfur's not a metal....
Oh whatever. Ass of cadmium.
Blood of Hydrochloric Acid.

Gettin' back into compounds, I guess...
Pelvis of Einstenium Trichloride
Tears of Nonixistine Imaginarium. ;)
Into fake elements now?
Eyebrows of Diamondillium!!!!
Actually, it was a "Duke Nukem doesn't cry" joke; but if you want...

Ear Lobes of Electromatter.
Oh well I live under a rock.
Nose Hairs of diamondium.
Ear hair of Californium!!!

IT'S BACK, BABY!!!!!!!!!
Oh God...
Umm... Errrr............
Fascia of Gadolinium!
 

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thisnameistaken2 said:
05rutterb said:
xxhazyshadowsxx said:

"I'm gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum.. And I'm all out of bubble gum.."

Yes.. the picture was necessary.
Lol, it was necessary! "Eat shit and die!" lol, duke is great.:p
Of course he is, he's got balls of steel
and pec's of titanium....

and arms of platinum.. wait this is going to get very silleh
Yeah...we should probably stop now.......thighs of iron....
Indeed we should....shins of aluminium....and you cant even see the picture now
This is starting to get more and more homosexual.
Bingo!
Indeed it is
Nothing wrong with homosexuals.
Shoulders of Einstenium...
You had to google that didnt you XD
hands of germanium
Ok, you got me on that....
Toes of Promethium!!!
Oooh youre good

fingers of bronze
Into compounds now, are we?
You're on.
Marrow of Californium Dioxide!!!!
This is going to get silleh before it gets funny

bones of francium
Dammit I will not be defeated!
Larynx of Dysprosium Tribromide *****!!!!!!!
Skull of gold
They might have already used gold...
ahh, whatever.
Brains of Ununhexium!!!!
hair of magnesium
Feet of Seaborgium?
We must stop this soon.
One last shot: Spine of Ytterbium Dichloride!
Glasses of mercury (what its a metal)
Toenails of Sodium?
Eyeballs of Tungston!!!!!!
Christ!!! No mooorreee!!!
...Pharynx of Uranium...
Very silleh indeed... bladder of Cobalt...
...must...not....post.....
dammit! Liver of copper!
We should stop this now, shouldnt we?

heart of.. er um potassium
Just one more:
Spleen of Rubidium.
Ok. Done.
...Pancreas of Barium.
Quick! Kill me before I-

Lungs of Carbon!

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Don't worry, we already used Carbon.
Oh, thanks. Now I have to..noo..can't...
GAH! Aorta of Stronium!!!!!!!!!
Eyelashes of Sulfur!

PIC IS BACK!!!
You see that just kicks so much ass.
It kicks ass of....wait...sulfur's not a metal....
Oh whatever. Ass of cadmium.
Blood of Hydrochloric Acid.

Gettin' back into compounds, I guess...
Pelvis of Einstenium Trichloride
Tears of Nonixistine Imaginarium. ;)
Into fake elements now?
Eyebrows of Diamondillium!!!!
Actually, it was a "Duke Nukem doesn't cry" joke; but if you want...

Ear Lobes of Electromatter.
Oh well I live under a rock.
Nose Hairs of diamondium.
Ear hair of Californium!!!

IT'S BACK, BABY!!!!!!!!!
Oh God...
Umm... Errrr............
Fascia of Gadolinium!
Femur of Uunuunbium!
 

Serenegoose

Faerie girl in hiding
Mar 17, 2009
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"You should encounter little organized resistance because the Pfhor are preoccupied. I've been introducing them to the magic of orbital bombardment."

"When my ship still answered to the Pfhor, they called it Sfiera after their goddess of lightning and passion. When you helped us take control on Tau Ceti, the S'pht rechristened it Narhl'Lar, 'Freedom and Vengeance'.

I call it Boomer."

"i hate your failsafes your backup systems your hardware lockouts your patch behavior daemons. i hate leela and her goodness her justice her loyalty her faith."

"P.S. If things around here aren't working, it's because I'm laughing so hard."

"Poor Leela. She was so loyal and tried so hard; she deserved better."

Durandal.