Gaming quotes...

[Captain Pancake]

L4D, Francis: I hate *insert ANYTHING here*

didn't make me *eargasm*, but i found it amusing...

Oh yeah, and: You want to go see those big american titties i tell you about?

 

[iJosh]

Blow it out your ass - Duke Nukem

 

[Mykonos]

"If I get infected, I want one of you to shoot me." - Bill

"If your beard get's infected, can I shoot that?" - Francis

 

[beholdmycape]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDREg5nRCbs

 

[BolognaBaloney]

"If I get infected, I want one of you to shoot me." - Bill

"If your beard get's infected, can I shoot that?" - Francis

Haha I love that one

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

"There's no point in hiding!" -Albert Wesker

"THERE YOU ARE!" -Albert Wesker

"You're only post-poning the inevitable!" -Albert Wesker

"...complete. Global. Saturation." -Albert Wesker

"CHRIIIIIIIIIS!" -Albert Wesker

"Disappointing IN-DEED!" -Albert Wesker


You can see a trend emerging here.

 

[Scythos]

I love it in a game when someone gets above their post and shouts "use the search button"
always makes me chuckle at the least.

 

[Captain Pancake]

I love it in a game when someone gets above their post and shouts "use the search button"
always makes me chuckle at the least.

One thing i don't like about the escapist is the ever vigilant "double posting police". it doesn't really matter if someone double posts about something off topic, it's only a problem on FAQ websites. If a topic is good, it will continously crop up in the future, in the end it just helps people start a good online conversation.

 

[WittyName]

"Would you kindly?" Frank Fontaine/Andrew Ryan from Bioshock.

This.

 

[Julianking93]

Anything Drebin Says from MGS4

 

[Christemo]

ill make a few.

"Me busy, leave me alone" Peon in warcraft 3.

"all your base are belong to us" cats, from you-know-what.

"someone set up us the bomb" mechanic from you-know-what.

"FALCON PAWNCH" you know who.

"im gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck" the duke.

"oh what perfect timing, i was just about to put the kettle on". Kha-Baleth in Heroes of Might and Magic 5. that demon sovereign has a sense of humor.

 

[Extravaganza]

Nuclear Launch detected.

 

[leirbag]

"What can change the nature of a man?", from Planescape Torment, is the best gaming quote EVER. Can't believe nobody mentioned that one yet.

I also love the robotic "Goliath online" from SC, it just sounds so damn badass.

Also, pretty much everything said by a character voiced by the late Tony Jay (Fallout's Mutant Lieutenant comes to mind) kicks an incredible amount of ass.

 

[PirateKing]

"Tch, monsters. After this, there'll just be one less to worry about." Leon S. Kennedy

 

[HaussVonHorne]

"I'm gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum.. And I'm all out of bubble gum.."

Yes.. the picture was necessary.

You win... This cannot be beaten. X3

 

[Padfoot13]

XMEN! WELCOME TO DIE!

-Magneto, xmen arcade beat-em-up

 

[achilleas.k]

AmrasCalmacil: Love the Deus Ex quotes!!!

I'm going to have to go to WarCraft for my quotes though:

"MORTAAAAAAAAAAAAAR COMBAAAAAAAAAAT"
and of course,
"They came from... BEHIIIIIND!"


EDIT: Sorry for being pedantic but I seem to recall Duke's quotes as:
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum" (and if I remember correctly, he says it right at the beginning of the first stage of the third chapter) and

"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck" (which he says as soon as the first chapter boss encounter starts, and then he actually does it once you kill him)

 

[PhantomCritic]

"The cake is a lie"

 

[D-warrior]

Not an eargasm one, but the trauma caused by this makes it classic: "Hey! Listen!"
"

another traumatic one:"hero your health is low" from fable
it was hilarious in fable 2 when in the loading screen it said that the guild master was found dead with the words "your health is low" carved into his head

 

[ucciolord1]

"I'm gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum.. And I'm all out of bubble gum.."

Yes.. the picture was necessary.

Lol, it was necessary! "Eat shit and die!" lol, duke is great.

Of course he is, he's got balls of steel

and pec's of titanium....

and arms of platinum.. wait this is going to get very silleh

Yeah...we should probably stop now.......thighs of iron....

Indeed we should....shins of aluminium....and you cant even see the picture now

This is starting to get more and more homosexual.

Bingo!

Indeed it is

Nothing wrong with homosexuals.
Shoulders of Einstenium...