Gaming quotes...

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

"Would You Kindly..."

 

[CitizenMac]

"Would you kindly?" Frank Fontaine/Andrew Ryan from Bioshock.

This.

God, yes!

Also: "Look behind you, a three-headed monkey!" Secret of Monkey Island, natch.

 

[NattyMichael]

gears of war 2 easter egg, the toaster convo aha

 

[riftinducer]

I liked some of the lines Sheogorath spouted in the Shivering Isles:

"I once dug a pit and filled it with clouds....or was it clowns.... come to think of it, it began to smell... must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell, they taste of butter. And tears."

"Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. I suppose that can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese, true?"

"Mountains will be moved! Movements will be mounted!"

"Aye, it is not a good sign. But do you know what is a good sign? 'Free Sweetrolls'! Aye, that's a very good sign."

"I'm so happy I could rip out your intestines and jump rope with them!"

 

[Vic Sage]

"I shot the sheriff, the deputy, AND YOU'RE WEE DOGGY TOO!"
Classic
Or
"I'd still take the tropical island right about now"

 

[Red Right Hand]

"Let the purgation begin." Grey Knight from Dawn of War

"We lost because you were all weak!" Priest from Dawn of War

 

[Gashad]

I'll go for a few more minsc quotes(they are all great):

"The bigger they are, the harder I hit"

"Go for the eyes Boo!"

"Hamsters and rangers everywhere rejoice"

 

[hondommond]

Team Rocket! its time to pull out!-pokemon diamond

 

[dontworryaboutit]

The fuck?

Sorry...that's just me taking the piss out of World of Warcraft.

 

[EightbitMailbox]

"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk...
Have at you!" Dracula - Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

 

[traceur_]

"My name is Alex Mercer, I'm the reason for all of this, they call me a killer, a monster, a terrorist, I'm all of these things." -Prototype

"Now I know... this hand was made for sending guys like you back to hell! And now...you...DIE!!" -Nero, DMC4

 

[Enigma Syndrome]

"YEAH!!"
the first real voice acting in a game if I recall. Wolfenstein 3D


Pretty much anything GLaDOS says.

 

[IceStar100]

We'll make them regreat the day they blew up delta squad.
Star wars Rogue commander

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

A lot of the stuff the Grunts say in Halo (the first one) is pretty funny.

An example (which I'm sure I heard)

Upon killing a grunt, another shouts 'He was my lover!'

Much lols were had by all.

LOL! "You killed Yipyap! Or was it Yapyip...no it was Yipyap. Dont tell me i dont know Yipyap! We went to nipple academy together!"
Classic grunt line.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

"YEAH!!"
the first real voice acting in a game if I recall. Wolfenstein 3D


Pretty much anything GLaDOS says.

The cake was a lie? NOOOOOOO! But its so delicious and moist!

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

gears of war 2 easter egg, the toaster convo aha

How do you find this? And love your avatar lol.

 

[Eatbrainz]

"This calls for a celebration CHEESE FOR EVERYONE! WAIT, scratch that, cheese for no one. though it can be just as much of a celebration if you dont like cheese. youve run a maze like a good little mouse, but no cheese for you, well, maybe a little." - Sheogarath, Oblivion

 

[Code Monkey]

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