Gaming + Sex = Bad Sex Life?

[Moggeh]

Gaming + Sex = a great sex life.

My guy and I play games together all the time, and our sex life is awesome.

We even made ourselves on the Sims together, while we took turns building the house(then argued over the decoration). Life is pretty great when both sides of the relationship are into gaming(plus, beating each other in SC is pretty damn fun).

 

[Hey Joe]

What are you talkin' about? If you have any brains about you you'll realise that gaming is beneficial to your sex life.

Gamers more than likely have flexible fingers from all their time using controllers. Gamers are used to ignoring the body crying out for rest when they game, and thus should be able to ignore it when they are having sex.

Unfortunately though, there's no save point during sex.

*hangs head in shame*

 

[Duck Sandwich]

Gamers more than likely have flexible fingers from all their time using controllers. Gamers are used to ignoring the body crying out for rest when they game, and thus should be able to ignore it when they are having sex.

Wow. Just wow. This is awesome.

Yeah, gaming is, for me, a second priority to other things. However, I've occasionally decided to not get up to answer the phone when I'm in the middle of an online game of Starcraft. Then again, if the phone rings, it's usually not one of my friends.

 

[Wolfwind]

None of the girls I've been with have complained about my gaming. Yay Necrophilia!

Horrible jokes aside, gaming has never affected my sex life.

My sense of humor on the other hand....

 

[Wolfwind]

Got a question of my own. What gives when your playing a game, and suddenly your phone is ringing, there are people wanting favors, but as SOON as you shut the game off, said things go away?

You need to develop a "gamers shell". That's when you're playing a game and all your brain functions are diverted into what you need for gaming (your eyes, ears, and hands). The rest of you goes into auto pilot, where whenever anyone talks to you, you reply with "Yeah... uh-huh.... sure... sounds interesting.... I'll get right on that...." etc.

It works wonders.

 

[Yan-Yan]

My boyfriend and I live apart (he's in Europe, I'm in N. America), but when we do get together, sex is there. Which is not nearly often enough. He's a gamer too, though different to me. I like City of Heroes and Counter Strike Source, he likes to build a Mod with his team for Counter Strike. ESForces if I remember correctly (yup, just googled it). So when we game, we tend to game separately, except where there's overlap. Magic:TG, anything on the Wii, Starcraft, and occasionally basic Counter Strike.

But being Bisexual has a pretty nice twist to it, because there's a girl at work who's interested in me (who I've had to turn down), and I know there are a couple of guys at the bar who've actually asked me to cheat (once with my BF right there!). So.... yay me! I have a success story!

 

[Johnn Johnston]

What's my excuse?

All the hot girls are taken. Almost continually, every attractive girl I know is either dating or they are my friend. Seriously, you try asking your friend out. Mega-awkwardness ensues.

 

[Saskwach]

What's my excuse?

All the hot girls are taken. Almost continually, every attractive girl I know is either dating or they are my friend. Seriously, you try asking your friend out. Mega-awkwardness ensues.

Oh, I understand that pain (not personally, but by observation). There's only been two people in my group (myself and the other sane one) who haven't had a crush on someone else in the group.

 

[Moo64c]

Being a gamer doesn't mean you give up on your sex life. Any time you can take a small break from gaming, get a chick, and get back to gaming. Works for me.

 

[Kovash86]

While I myself don't have a sex life since I keep finding girls that are exemplars of what I don't want in a woman( I keep finding really really stupid women, they look ok not even good, just ok, but they are dumb as a box of rocks, last time I found a girl I liked that turned out to be fairly smart was in Jr. High when I didn't know what to do with girls.) many of my friends have very active sex lives, so much so that I often fear walking in on them whenever I'm at their houses.

 

[The Singularity]

=underage However it depends if your the gamer that spends 9+ hours on the comp or something that would probably maime your sex life unless she plays the games with you then its like*ok raid/mission/job over time for bed...*

 

[AnGeL.SLayer]

That and some people don't like their partner enjoying cheese as well as the pealsures of the flesh at the same time..... Somebody please tell me what's wrong with me. *sadness*

Wait... in order to get cheeze into a liquid, wouldn't you have to heat it up? If so, "there's yur problem"...

Who said I was using it in that way? You know there is a very convinient position wherein you can do the deed and eat fine cheeses off of a platter.... you guys are sick :3.... Though that just gave me the most AWESOME idea for replacing candle wax.

And now you're sick.

I would like the record to show that it was my sick ideal first. lol Come on guys, they make spray cheese for a reason...it was clearly never meant to be limited to crackers. Use your imagination once in awhile. lol


^_^

 

[Xanadu84]

Being a sane gamer who thoroughly loves his hobby, but is capable of getting off the couch/chair every one in a while will not have games cripple there sex life. It may be fun to blame it on video games. Some video gamers are even the type of people who are doomed to have a bad sex life to begin with. But if you are capable of moderation, video games will not interfere with any social life.

Now obsessive gamers are a different matter. I hate to throw out the cliche, but everyone likely knows of, "That weird WoW player who never logs off". The guy who failed out of school because he was always grinding rep or something. They probably have a bad sex life. In fact, they have bigger problems then a bad sex life. But that is an addictive person who has found an outlet for addiction, and you can't really blame the game for it.

 

[Shintenma]

I'm married and have had my wife interrupt Raid nights on numerous occasions with sexually explicit dress and behavior. So how do I answer my raid leader as to my extremely premature demise during Vashj attempts? Simple. I don't. I unplug my network and go to bed.

 

[Easykill]

Yeah well, I'm a virgin, but I think that has to do more with only ever talking to like two girls and my utter contempt for small talk.

 

[TheMadDoctorsCat]

Damn, I was quite enjoying this thread until it got to the kinky sex talk... and the cheese...

**shudders**

 

[electric discordian]

Hmmm, I am married so the inevitable comment is that that is what killed my sex life! But that is as bad a cliche as gamers not getting any. I find it quite kinky that my Mrs can wipe the floor with me at guitar hero!

And as to the cheese I am lactose intolerant

 

[death13245]

I'm a virgin and has been close to a sex life. But that still means no sex life but I am trying T.T

I play games a lot. But I do go outside!

 

[Dcarty745]

I got a feeling the ban hammer may come down on some people in this forum....