Gaming Stereotypes

[Abbyrose07]

Every single character from every Tales of game...ever.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Gamers are all social outcasts that spend all day int eh basement. People who play popular shooters are all jocks and douchbags. Casual gamers are all middle aged women. Old games are better. PC gaming is dieing.

As for in game... Every hero in a shooter game must be a white dude with at least moderate muscle mass. Women can't be action hero unless they have big breast to ogle.

 

[White Deer]

Everyone who comes from behind the Berlin wall has a heavy Russian accent.

 

[Magicman10893]

All giant enemies are completely impervious unless attacked in a certain, specific way. Usually this means attacking a certain specific point that damages them heavily, in most cases this weak point glows a bright color that in no way fits with the rest of their color scheme in order for it to show up to even the most color blind gamer.

 

[Fernadette]

If you ever go on an adventure, you must be in a group of 3.

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

All American politicians are corrupt (see Metal Gear Solid, Splinter Cell: Conviction)

That one is actually absolutely true. All American politicians are corrupt, their corruption levels just vary from being mostly harmless to being Mitt Romney.

 

[Episode42]

Oh my god, this field is surrounded by a two foot plywood fence, i'll never be able to jump over that!

 

[northeast rower]

All American politicians are corrupt (see Metal Gear Solid, Splinter Cell: Conviction)

That one is actually absolutely true. All American politicians are corrupt, their corruption levels just vary from being mostly harmless to being Mitt Romney.

Wow, really? Trying to derail the thread for your political beliefs?

 

[Colonel Mustard]

If you ever get in a helicopter, ever, it will always crash and you will get knocked unconcious. The survival of squadmates is not mandatory.