Gaming's best melee weapon

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Dr. Love

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Evilbunny said:
Tiny chainsaws on dead rising. I went through the game once without the chainsaws just to see what it'd be like, and holy crap are psychos hard to kill. It really isn't fair that you're allowed to have these things. They're a magical "I win" button.
This 20X over, the psychos are a ***** without em, but once you get them and the three books that boost their longevity through the roof, you can pick up a pair on the first day and never need another weapon til you beat the game no exaggeration.
 

Kuchinawa212

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delta4062 said:
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Pain_Inflictor said:
Gordon Freeman's crowbar.
I have to agree. I mean lightsabers and chainsaws are fine and all. But he fights a whole damn army with a crowbar!
No...he doesnt
Jedi's fight whole armies with Lightsabers, Gordon has his crowbar as a back up weapon.
Sure he does...at least for me. I run outta bullets fast XD
 

Projo

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Chainswords. What better way to spread the Word of the Emperor than grinding it into a Heretic's innards and then swinging it around into the next treasonous filth to come your way?

And if you're really cool, chainfists.
 

Eclectic Dreck

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In terms of satsifaction when used:

5) Healing Axe (Team Fortress Quake) - infected enemies with a communicable DOT that could only be healed by a friendly healing axe. An easy way to spread panic and chaos among the ranks

4) Lancer (Gears of War)- Because we don't get a game with a chainsword, a chainsaw bayonet is going to have to do.

3) Gravity Hammer (Halo 2, 3, ODST) - Sure the energy sword is the better weapon in general, it's just the size, AOE and the ragdoll effect make up for it.

2) Sledgehammer (Red Faction: Guerilla) - A hammer that even Thor would envy, the weapon, especially in multiplayer, serves well in the place of a more sterotypical explative when confronting a problem.

1) Katana (Conkers Bad Fur Day) - probably one of the most overpowered weapons in multiplayer game history, the katana could easily lop your opponent in two. If you juxtapose the brutality of the slaughter with the cuddly nature of the games characters, you have a recipe for joy. If there were a reason this tops the list, it's thanks to the CTF game mode. There was just nothing quite like being chased by the opposing team while carrying the flag only to jam the flag down and whip out a Katana, flip out and totally murder your pursers, then picking up the flag and carrying on about your day.
 

Lord Thodin

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Nightmares sword from ANY soul calibur. Lets be honest folks, neither cloud nor sephiroth nor ANY giant sword toting person had a sentient blade able to control the world.