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LeQuack_Is_Back

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The guy that asked me "Why do you play Modern Warfare 2 if you don't quickscope?!" (After I'd mowed him down with an LMG, of course). Look, I think the entire concept is complete stupidity, created by 5-year olds with too much time on their hands, and guys like that only reinforce this line of thought. I understand that some people do it for the challenge, but almost every person I've seen doing does it so that they can claim to have something over me. Congratulations, you can exploit glitchy gameplay mechanics in a game that's virtually never patched. Bra- Freakin - Vo.
 

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For me it has to be Snow from FF 13.
Yes! Of all the characters in that game that I hated, Snow definitely took the cake. You hardly get to play him and when you can you already have a much better character/Sentry than he will ever be. He always makes things turn to s*** and just goes on like it's not his fault. When he actually realizes that he's been giant, irresponsible brat, he tries to redeem himself.

He doesn't and for large portions of the sequel, it looks like he'll make a disappearing act for most of the game.
 

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Pandabearparade said:
Radeonx said:
Gamers. We are pretty much all self entitled pricks who expect our every whim to be catered to all of the time.
...I just don't understand this mentality.

Gamers are customers, and have a right to get a product they want in return for their money. 'Entitlement' is a word that is thrown around by shills a lot these days, but that's just how business works. A restaurant makes money selling customers food they want to eat. A customer that orders steak is 'entitled' to a steak. The same goes for games.
There is a difference between being entitled to something and demanding a game to cater to your every whim. Most people should realize that games are trying to cater to (For the most part, anyways) either as many people as possible or to as big a niche as possible. It is natural to not share EVERYTHING in common with these niches/people, yet people seem to not recognize this and want ONLY themselves to be catered to.

Now, with that said, a lot of times this isn't everyone, but a vocal minority, but they are still douchey.
 

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ToastiestZombie said:
Your username is ScrewValve, really REALLY! How can you call steam a rental service, and say its turned into an xbox live. All it does is let you download games and let you chat with friends cross game there is nothing much to hate about it. You are seriously coming off as a troll. *hits report button*

OT: I would say Cliffy B, he just seems to bring the whole of gaming down with everything he says. Thinking PC gaming is for babies and saying people who gave gears 3 an 8 "haters".
Try selling off the steam games you own on steam, like you could do with boxed retail games, regardless of whether you would sell them or not. You cant, since you dont own them, you're just given a privilege to play them. You can chat with your friends without Steam, you dont need it to do that, there's plenty of free IM clients/overlays that let you do that. Steam is like the Xbox Live because it's a closed off gated infrastructure, from which you launch, update, and uninstall your games, like the xbox live on the consoles. And no, offline mode likes to go online without you telling it. There's no such thing as one-time activation only on steam. I'm not trolling. I do agree with you on CliffyB being a major douche.
 

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Jabberwock xeno said:
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Master Chief. Who are you to not break through entire bunkers and slaughter aliens as if it were a game? So what if the developers limited your actual suit capacity to zit, you should be ripping time and space in half!
This actual has some canonical merit.

The covenant aren't so much "Evil aliens" as "Misguided religious f antics lead by a evil alien leader"
The first one to know his Halo.
Good job!
 

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Seymour Guado. I wanted to punch him in the face the instant I first saw him and it only got worse from there. Then he turned out to be evil and I felt justified.
Totally agree. I do have to add Yuffie to this list though. I hate that ***** for so many reasons
 

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"I became a homicidal maniac because I was bored, so my Daddy took away all my powers. Oh how I've been wronged! I shall now kill all the gods creating apocalyptic scenario for the entire world, killing off most off most of the population! That'll show 'em!"
 

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screwvalve said:
you're just given a privilege to play them.
At a severely reduced price in most cases. But that's my only argument with your statement.

This is completely hypothetical But you could also 'cheat' the system and make an account for each game, then sell on that account on the vast interwebs. I don't actually do it nor condone it, but the idea just popped into my head.
 

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Pandabearparade said:
Radeonx said:
Gamers. We are pretty much all self entitled pricks who expect our every whim to be catered to all of the time.
...I just don't understand this mentality.

Gamers are customers, and have a right to get a product they want in return for their money. 'Entitlement' is a word that is thrown around by shills a lot these days, but that's just how business works. A restaurant makes money selling customers food they want to eat. A customer that orders steak is 'entitled' to a steak. The same goes for games.
Except that many times, some gamers don't just want a steak. They want a steak that is seared at exactly the right temperature, with the right balance of pink and brown, seasoned specifically and to perfection, and with the right kind of mashed potatoes - not too much gravy, not too runny, with a garnish with exactly three elements of green to it. Now multiply that by thousands, some of which actually like runny potatoes, hate any kind of pink in their steak, and think seasoned to perfection actually means light seasoning. Mix up the preferences. Tons of different iterations, right?

Then give each customer who gets served a steak a megaphone, and imbue a sense in all of them that their order can and should be executed exactly to their specifics, within days if not hours, without more than a general knowledge or understanding of how the restaurant makes their steaks.

That's where the "entitlement" thing comes from. And god help you if you replace their potatoes with something different, like broccoli. :)

Both sides have to give a little in order to not be douchey, to bring it back to the original topic. Devs have to not be douche enough to stubbornly stick to their design in the face of decently worded criticism or feedback, and players have to be not douche enough to know that mechanics, an engine, and resources sometimes prevent a steak from being exactly and totally perfect the first time.

Admittedly, both gamers and developers have the potential to be the biggest douches in gaming. I think we've all seen examples.
 

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"I, the great Mido, will never accept you as one of us!"

-Forbids passage to let you pass to see the Great Deku Tree until you acquire a proper sword and shield.
-Baffled at the mere notion that you were able to obtain said sword and shield.
-Begrudgedly lets you pass.
-Later, when you return, blames you for the Great Deku Tree's death.
-Jealous of the fact that Saria likes you better than he.
-Refuses to accept you as one of the Kokiri, no matter what you do for their people.

...dude, you're a douche.
 

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screwvalve said:
ToastiestZombie said:
Your username is ScrewValve, really REALLY! How can you call steam a rental service, and say its turned into an xbox live. All it does is let you download games and let you chat with friends cross game there is nothing much to hate about it. You are seriously coming off as a troll. *hits report button*

OT: I would say Cliffy B, he just seems to bring the whole of gaming down with everything he says. Thinking PC gaming is for babies and saying people who gave gears 3 an 8 "haters".
Try selling off the steam games you own on steam, like you could do with boxed retail games, regardless of whether you would sell them or not. You cant, since you dont own them, you're just given a privilege to play them. You can chat with your friends without Steam, you dont need it to do that, there's plenty of free IM clients/overlays that let you do that. Steam is like the Xbox Live because it's a closed off gated infrastructure, from which you launch, update, and uninstall your games, like the xbox live on the consoles. And no, offline mode likes to go online without you telling it. There's no such thing as one-time activation only on steam. I'm not trolling. I do agree with you on CliffyB being a major douche.
You could never sell off most PC games before steam because they normally had a CD key or something like that that made it so you couldn't just sell it off to other people. On steam you will always have the game, if Valve ever goes bust then all of your games will be free of any DRM (not like thees much anyway). Offline mode never goes online without you knowing because it is offline mode, its for people who have frequent downtime with their internet or are travelling. Comparing Steam to Xbox Live is like comparing a dogs dinner with a gourmet meal, Steam doesn't make you pay for online and most of the DLC on there is free, Xbox live doesnt have deals where games go down by 75% off, Steam gives you automatic updates and a place to keep all your games and free things! Also, there is no possible way to sell something that isn't real because then that would increase piracy by a lot, and on steam you do OWN the game; Valve will never take your game away for no reason. You people should stop thinking that Valve is some sort of evil corparation that just wants your money, Steam is just a place where you keep your games and unlike Origin there is no stupid terms that spy on you when youre not knowing.

PS: Calling yourself ScrewValve and then making hateful comments towards them is what made you seem like a troll.
 

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I agree with the claim stating the answer is gamers. Especially PC Gamers.

But if we have to put in a game character...
well, Johnny Cage was designed to be a douche, if not at first, then at least at some point they decided to do that. Especially in the new reboot. But it works.
 

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I have to agree Baird is a bit of a douche (I think that might just be the first time I have ever typed that word!) but he is also funny and sarcastic plus has a (brief) moment in gears 3 when he shows a different side so that makes him awesome as well.

Also how can people complain about mass effect 3 when A - it will be awesome and B - it's not out for another 6 months!
 

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ToastiestZombie said:
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You could never sell off most PC games before steam because they normally had a CD key or something like that that made it so you couldn't just sell it off to other people. [...]
Back in the days you could sell games, even if they had a CD-Key. You couldn't play online with one CD-Key, while someone else with the same key was playing online, but when you sell a game this shouldn't be an issue.
But then those Fucknuggets of publisher established bullshit like registring your cd-key to your computer or using Steam as DRM. And this is, my children, how our kind, the proud people of PC-Gaming, begone our journey in the ghetto that is PC-Gaming these years. Only respected and supled with games by a few, while the majority just despises and insults us, while trying to keep us quiet with buggy console ports and fucking casuel bullshit.

BTT: I second on Bobby Cottick, CliffyB and also "some gamers" (should be clear which I mean)

Also: EA, as a whole. With a special golden douche for those blokes at marketing and thos jerks responsible for origin (whoever this may be exactly)
 

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ToastiestZombie said:
You could never sell off most PC games before steam because they normally had a CD key or something like that that made it so you couldn't just sell it off to other people. On steam you will always have the game, if Valve ever goes bust then all of your games will be free of any DRM (not like thees much anyway). Offline mode never goes online without you knowing because it is offline mode, its for people who have frequent downtime with their internet or are travelling. Comparing Steam to Xbox Live is like comparing a dogs dinner with a gourmet meal, Steam doesn't make you pay for online and most of the DLC on there is free, Xbox live doesnt have deals where games go down by 75% off, Steam gives you automatic updates and a place to keep all your games and free things! Also, there is no possible way to sell something that isn't real because then that would increase piracy by a lot, and on steam you do OWN the game; Valve will never take your game away for no reason. You people should stop thinking that Valve is some sort of evil corparation that just wants your money, Steam is just a place where you keep your games and unlike Origin there is no stupid terms that spy on you when youre not knowing.

PS: Calling yourself ScrewValve and then making hateful comments towards them is what made you seem like a troll.
First off, im not making hateful comments, I'm only not drinking the Valve/steam cool-aid. I havent made any more hateful comments towards Steam than all the hateful comments everyone else has made here towards EA. You can buy and sell games with the cdkey included, i have bought lots of used boxed games this way, with the CDkey included. Steam will go online even if it's offline when it wants to update, and it will stay online, you'll have to revert it back to offline.
 

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sravankb said:
xXDeMoNiCXx said:
sravankb said:
David Cage.

He seems to think that his "games" are God's gift to mankind and no one can or should criticize them.
Never heard of him

I personally hated that General guy from Bulletstorm. Tries and acts so tough but he hits enemies softer than a mother's kiss on her baby's cheek.
He's the dude who made Heavy Rain, and he cannot take criticism to save his life.
Ah yes, I can remember reading a bit about him. Though that kind of attitude I've seen in most people 16-25 these days and it's pathetic. Though for him to be like that is pretty unprofessional.