-Secret plot!-
After the press of the suspiciously placed "Self Destruct button", Izumi was teleported with his companions.
At least, he initially thought.
Izumi was actually teleported into a SECRET BASE, by the help of the Gardevoir he met earlier.
She looked angry.
"Did you just trigger the self destruct button of this base!?" she asked angrily.
"No..." Izumi answered, "That was Steve."
"Why the Magmar would you do that!?" she asked... angrily.
"Again, that was Steve. All that donuts must've gone into his head..."
"Do you know what you've done!?" she said... in an angry tone... NOT realizing that it was NOT him.
"I think the better question is, 'Who in their right mind has a Self Destruct button*!?
The Gardevoir facepalmed herself. "It was in case idiots like you entered the base so they wouldn't steal the secret documents."
"Well good thing he pressed it then," Izumi smiled, "I mean, we DID enter the base."
"Yeah..." she replied, "And now you ruined my chance at GETTING THEM! Why do you think I would wear this tacky red R on my chest!?"
"I just thought it was mentioning your cup size... I mean... wow... it looked like some pervert drew you*..."
Izumi tried to fix this.
"Well, can't we stop it!?"
"No... if we can stop it, then why even HAVE the button in the first place!?"
"Well, what do ya want me to do!?"
The Gardevoir smiled deviously.
"You're going to get them."
"Say-"
He was teleported into the EXPLODING base.
"What?"
"What," the voice snickered.
Izumi just stood there.
"What? We were gonna die anyway... might as well get one in."
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*Reference to BoosterGold's post
*Anyone who seen a fanart of Gardevoir realizes the reference (4th wall)