Geek My Baby!

[BGH122]

What's wrong with Girls?

Absolutely nothing!

Fathers just tend to fret terribly over their little girls to an extent they wouldn't over a boy. For some reason, girls turn fathers into over-protective dicks. I'd not like to be like that.

 

[Dectomax]

HOLD IT! I KNOW THIS!

Instant baby win. [http://www.jinx.com/minigeeks/baby/video_games/level_1_human_creeper.html?catid=1&cs=19&csd=baby]

It looks like this:

OMFG?! I am buying this. My little brother will wear and my parents are going to be helpless.

 

[Cheesus333]

*self-snip*

*not to be confused with self-harm*

This. This is exactly the type of thing I was looking for. Thank you so much!

Glad I could help

Saw it on J!NX ages ago, and thought "I'd better remember this, just in case." Looks like I was wise to do so

 

[emeraldrafael]

Could always go the extreme route and be Hindu, then have your baby work to achieve that dot marking on their head, except have it shaped like a Triforce.

 

[dragontiers]

Could always go the extreme route and be Hindu, then have your baby work to achieve that dot marking on their head, except have it shaped like a Triforce.

I don't know anything about the Hindu religion, but that seems like a lot of work for a very little payoff. Plus, I think my wife would freak if I tried something like that, being the good little Catholic schoolgirl she is. Although, if I was to ever get a tattoo myself, it would probably be a piece of the Triforce on the back of my hand.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Could always go the extreme route and be Hindu, then have your baby work to achieve that dot marking on their head, except have it shaped like a Triforce.

I don't know anything about the Hindu religion, but that seems like a lot of work for a very little payoff. Plus, I think my wife would freak if I tried something like that, being the good little Catholic schoolgirl she is. Although, if I was to ever get a tattoo myself, it would probably be a piece of the Triforce on the back of my hand.

well, that is why I said the extreme route.

 

[MarkusWolfe]

Could always go the extreme route and be Hindu, then have your baby work to achieve that dot marking on their head, except have it shaped like a Triforce.

I don't know anything about the Hindu religion, but that seems like a lot of work for a very little payoff. Plus, I think my wife would freak if I tried something like that, being the good little Catholic schoolgirl she is. Although, if I was to ever get a tattoo myself, it would probably be a piece of the Triforce on the back of my hand.

well, that is why I said the extreme route.

Lads, let's face it: newbies can't triforce, so it would be unfair to try to have his newborn son try to do it.

 

[Cowabungaa]

It is, but the child might be a bit scared of it...

Get 'im a bloody rubber crowbar to go with it. Now all we need is Baby's First Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator and we'd be good to go!

Naaaahhh, it's not like a newborn baby knows what a headcrab is. He's never been ninja-jumped by some in the actual game, he doesn't know they're horrible, tiny little bastards that need to be clubbed into a mush. Especially those goddamn poison ones...

*ahem*

Sorry 'bout that, had a little flashback there. Anyway, ThinkGeek has some cool dibs as well for around 7-8 bucks. That's doable I guess.

 

[dragontiers]

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It is, but the child might be a bit scared of it...

Get 'im a bloody rubber crowbar to go with it. Now all we need is Baby's First Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator and we'd be good to go!

I don't know, some of those plush monster toys just make them look really cute. I've seen plush Shoggoth, Nyarlethotep, and Cthuhlu before, and they don't look nearly as sanity draining in plush form.

 

[VanityGirl]

I get my nerdy things from thinkgeek.com

These are a bit pricey, being $18.99, but thinkgeek does sell quality products.

This bib is $7.99