Geekiest thing you have said in public
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Fencing Last year,
we were doing an all in/protect your king play around game and I said
"I'll be the mage"
Warcraft is a terrible influence...
P.S. I do not condone the playing of Warcraft 3, W3: Frozen Throne or any other Warcraft/Blizzard products.
Remember kids Dungeons and Dragons will NOT make you cool
This has a been a pirate service annoucement
we were doing an all in/protect your king play around game and I said
"I'll be the mage"
Warcraft is a terrible influence...
P.S. I do not condone the playing of Warcraft 3, W3: Frozen Throne or any other Warcraft/Blizzard products.
Remember kids Dungeons and Dragons will NOT make you cool
This has a been a pirate service annoucement
was sitting with friends talking about star trek and she said 'i dont really like star trek or star wars' to which i basically shouted 'monk i need a monk' which, for those who dont know, is a phrase from age of empires online that one can say from typing /7 into the chat box...i think
that and the usual Warcraft stuff, no im not ashamed, im learned
that and the usual Warcraft stuff, no im not ashamed, im learned
When we were playing football in gym class, I made a touchdown.
I said to the other team "This must be Mario, because you just got 1-Up'd!"
I said to the other team "This must be Mario, because you just got 1-Up'd!"
Hmmm... Probably explaining to this girl the difference between Star Trek and Star Wars. Then telling her about pokemon and digimon.
I kept calling this guy with anger management issues FPSdoug when I was really drunk. He got it, I then proceeded to follow him screaming BOOM! HEADSHOT! He and I are friends so he didn't do anything about it 
Another great one:
I was installing a processor in computing class, this guy who gets top marks (shows how badly the course is designed from a practical point of view) comes up to me and says "I think the teeth face upwards". I nearly cried, and my friend was like "Oh, you did NOT just say that!"
Another great one:
I was installing a processor in computing class, this guy who gets top marks (shows how badly the course is designed from a practical point of view) comes up to me and says "I think the teeth face upwards". I nearly cried, and my friend was like "Oh, you did NOT just say that!"
ok, me and my good friend have a thing of relating everything in the world to DnD "checks" we were driving on the highway *he was I was the passenger* with his GF in the car, we saw a car hit the divider wall and spin out, his GF screams my friend swerves and barely misses the idiot, so he stops the car, and the first thing out of my mouth right after our shared near death experience was "nice Dex check save man." he looked at me, and said "also fortitude because I almost shat shat my pants." so we sat there for 20 min discussing if a pant shat check would be fortitude or will.
Once at a party some people were telling rude jokes when I walked by them *did not know these people and still don't* and I told the joke "what the diameter of a jack'o'latern divide by its radius?" these 20 something wannabe hipsters just gave me this look which happened to be a "fuck off douche look" at which I shouted PUMPKIN PIEEEE!!!!!!! and started to laugh sadistically my friend came over to round me up before the situation became physical. as we were walking off I stopped and said "being in the same room with Dipshits like that makes me wish Darwin was here with his chainsaw of natural selection." loud enough to where they heard me, I don't remember what happened next but I came to at a Denny's and my friend looked a little ruffled, and I noticed I had multiple bruises that I did not notice before.
Also at another party, the party was getting really good and some one dropped a case of glass bottled beers, which the whole party went silent, and I screamed at the top of my lungs "WE GOTS THE BIGGEST BOOMS."
Once at a party some people were telling rude jokes when I walked by them *did not know these people and still don't* and I told the joke "what the diameter of a jack'o'latern divide by its radius?" these 20 something wannabe hipsters just gave me this look which happened to be a "fuck off douche look" at which I shouted PUMPKIN PIEEEE!!!!!!! and started to laugh sadistically my friend came over to round me up before the situation became physical. as we were walking off I stopped and said "being in the same room with Dipshits like that makes me wish Darwin was here with his chainsaw of natural selection." loud enough to where they heard me, I don't remember what happened next but I came to at a Denny's and my friend looked a little ruffled, and I noticed I had multiple bruises that I did not notice before.
Also at another party, the party was getting really good and some one dropped a case of glass bottled beers, which the whole party went silent, and I screamed at the top of my lungs "WE GOTS THE BIGGEST BOOMS."
i was in florida in a water park aqutica and i said look at the dolphins there as small as a pichachu just sarcasism but weird