Gender Swapped for a month. Now what?

[shadowstriker86]

So lets say you kicked a midget into a street and it got hit by a bus. Karma got a big laugh out of it unfortunately shit needs to be balanced. So for one month your gender gets switched. And just for shits and giggles you're an 11/10.

So how do you spend the next month?

 

[DefunctTheory]

I imagine I'd spend a lot of time in front of a mirror.

Also, I'd probably hit the clubs up and find out about this 'female orgasm' thing.

 

[KoudelkaMorgan]

I'd keep kicking that asshole every month for starters.

 

[BathorysGraveland2]

11/10, eh? I guess I'd become a huge slut and have sex/masturbate more or less constantly. Then period would kick in sooner or later, and I assume I would never wish to be female ever again.

 

[Jux]

What happens though when you get pregnant and then change back into a dude? Mind = *blown*

 

[Quaxar]

What happens though when you get pregnant and then change back into a dude? Mind = *blown*

Also, what happens if you kick the midget while you're still swapped? Do you turn into a super attractive version of yourself?

THIS SCENARIO IS FLAWED!

 

[krazykidd]

I'm a women now? Okay so i'll have sex with any and everybody that wants a peice of this ass! I hear in new york women can walk around bare brested . I think i'll go there for a week ! I'll fuck young men , old men , young women , old women , lesbians , bi-sexuals , bi-curious , transexuals , hell i'll try my hand at an ASexual!

This is why i wasn't bored a woman, i'd be a total slut!

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Panic about my period, spend most of the month stood in the tampon aisle at a supermarket, looking confused.

I probably wouldn't become a massive slut like a lot of people seem to think they would. I don't think I'd make a good slut, I'm too lazy and I think I'd probably hate the kind of people I'd end up sleeping with.

 

[AdamG3691]

What happens though when you get pregnant and then change back into a dude? Mind = *blown*

I'd imagine you'd finally be able to put an end to the question of "which hurts more? groin injury or childbirth" by creating an awfulness greater than the sum of it's parts

and also be the father of the worlds first child with two straight dads

ok, being less humorous, to quote Life of Brian: "it's not a question of rights, it's simple biology, you don't have a womb, where's the bloody fetus gonna gestate? in a cardboard box?!?"

 

[Latinidiot]

Is it just me that has been genderswitched? If so, I'd like to see just how succesful I'd be at seducing my girlfriend without, you know, being quite myself.

 

[stormeris]

I have no idea.

Probably would do everything i do normally.
Read books, play video games, be boring. I don't like alcohol or parties in general. I don't like socializing with other people, so yeah.

And why would i even kick a midget?
I don't think i've ever physically assaulted anyone like that.

Yes, i'm that boring.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Do I otherwise stay the same? Same height and so on?

Cause, I'd imagine I'd have to go through my wardrobe to see what'd fit.

And does it muck up my IDs?

 

[pretzil]

Wait, a guy killing a midget is punished by, being turned into a woman?
Either midgets have very little karmic value, or that is an incredibly sexist punishment...

 

[Sehnsucht Engel]

I'd go to lesbian clubs, considering that I'm now a 11/10, it might just be enough to show up to get some. I'd try to seduce any hot girl for a month, then turn back at the end of the month and no one would recognize me. Sounds pretty good to me. I might try to do some other things too that I normally wouldn't be able to get away with. I wouldn't be too surprised if I got carried away like that. Sounds like you could do anything you wanted for a month and act like a total ass, because no one will know that you are you afterwards.

 

[V8 Ninja]

I would say that I got off pretty scot-free if the only punishment for killing someone is being the opposite gender for 30 or so days.

 

[MeChaNiZ3D]

I'd try to get a job, play videogames online with a mic, and walk around outside for the first week, then I'd post in all the sexism topics and finally be free of bias.

Just kidding. I'd be out of my fucking mind, having been gender swapped suddenly. Or, as others have suggested, pick up some lesbians.

EDIT: By the way, you don't automatically die if you're hit by a bus. The fucker probably only broke a toe or something.

 

[Loop Stricken]

So lets say you kicked a midget into a street and it got hit by a bus. Karma got a big laugh out of it unfortunately shit needs to be balanced. So for one month your gender gets switched. And just for shits and giggles you're an 11/10.

So how do you spend the next month?

You mean, aside from wondering how I got rewarded so hard?
I'd just be a massive slut, like most people would I suspect.

 

[shootthebandit]

So lets say you kicked a midget into a street and it got hit by a bus. Karma got a big laugh out of it unfortunately shit needs to be balanced. So for one month your gender gets switched. And just for shits and giggles you're an 11/10.

So how do you spend the next month?

You mean, aside from wondering how I got rewarded so hard?
I'd just be a massive slut, like most people would I suspect.

This^^

Id totally have sex with as many guys as i could. Im not even gay or bi or anything but i would have to try it. Also by becoming a women and having as much sex as i could in a month i would know the optimum way to please a women and debunk myths such as the whole "does size matter" thing

 

[shootthebandit]

What happens though when you get pregnant and then change back into a dude? Mind = *blown*

Off topic: is that noddy holder?

On topic: you wouldnt have a womb anymore so the baby would just disappear along with your fictional womb