Gender Swapped for a month. Now what?
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I'll put something up other than the common slut/nymphomaniac response other people have done.
I'd see this as the perfect opportunity to become an assassin. To end and ruin other people's lives by killing, or at least severely maiming them.
But my targets aren't just anyone - These are people who deserve it. Execs who make massive amounts of money by doing nothing and just agreeing with their incompetent bosses. Lobbyists who have squandered tax dollars and bent the laws to favor their company. Government officials put into office through corporate interest and advantage. You know, figureheads who exploit people for their own personal gain, or to give a single for-profit organization an unfair advantage. And with an 11/10 body, some lives I can just ruin by having an affair with them. It'll be a busy month, probably extended a little more depending whose lives I ruin or end, but when time is up, I lose that identity, and nobody will ever suspect me.
...I guess you can call me Karma in that meantime.
I'd see this as the perfect opportunity to become an assassin. To end and ruin other people's lives by killing, or at least severely maiming them.
But my targets aren't just anyone - These are people who deserve it. Execs who make massive amounts of money by doing nothing and just agreeing with their incompetent bosses. Lobbyists who have squandered tax dollars and bent the laws to favor their company. Government officials put into office through corporate interest and advantage. You know, figureheads who exploit people for their own personal gain, or to give a single for-profit organization an unfair advantage. And with an 11/10 body, some lives I can just ruin by having an affair with them. It'll be a busy month, probably extended a little more depending whose lives I ruin or end, but when time is up, I lose that identity, and nobody will ever suspect me.
...I guess you can call me Karma in that meantime.
I just can't foresee anything involving sleeping with dudes, even as a female. I'd more likely befriend all the hot chicks I could, and set my male self up for success. Tell them all how great he is in bed, how perfect he was and how I wasn't woman enough for him, blah blah blah.
Then, when the month is over, go about and reap the fruits of my female version's labors.
(of course I'd also try to get out of speeding tickets, free drinks/$$$/whatever, and anything else that I've heard happens when you're female and hot.)
Then, when the month is over, go about and reap the fruits of my female version's labors.
(of course I'd also try to get out of speeding tickets, free drinks/$$$/whatever, and anything else that I've heard happens when you're female and hot.)
Pretty much that. I'd hit up a few bars, see if my bandmates think there's any difference in my playing skills. Apart from the terrible cramping, I think it'd be an interesting experiement.ravenshrike said:
I doubt I'd do anything all that weird.
I doubt being a guy would make me any less socially awkward.
I suppose it would be a good idea to store some sperm in case I'd like biological children at some point with my girlfriend.
I doubt being a guy would make me any less socially awkward.
I suppose it would be a good idea to store some sperm in case I'd like biological children at some point with my girlfriend.
How is that sexist? For a woman it would be turning to a guy.pretzil said:
This. And I would probably spend most of my time at school messing with my friends, doing really suggestive stuff and basically embarrassing everyone around me.KoudelkaMorgan said:
Probably take some pictures, considering it's only for a month. I'd manipulate guys into buying me stuff too. See, this is why I'll never see any midgets near moving buses. Too good to happen.
Day 1 : Masturbate, explore my new awesome woman's body.shadowstriker86 said:
Day 2 : Look for someone in the Porn industry who can get me immediate and high paying work for the month.
Day 3-31 : As much high paying porn as I can handle. Probably not going to care too much about the nastiness of it, just how much it will pay and how much my body can take. Hope for lots of lesbian stuff, cuz... well, yeah.
Day 32 : Go back to being regular dude. Pay off as much of my debt as possible with the proceeds from porn.
Day 33+ : Ponder the philosophical implications of masturbating to watching my own female pornography now that I am a male again.
You've got to love how you don't even stop at Day 33. No! Like a true philosopher, you continue to masturbate to yourself! For Day 33 and +! And while you do so, you shall write a book, or maybe a diary. Truly, human kind shall come to worship your god-like understanding of self-introversion!Tono Makt said:
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Or, you know, your best friend could catch you wanking to yourself. Either way.
I'd try to come up with some explanation that would get me out of work for the next month without getting me fired, not to mention a probably separate explanation that would get me out of seeing friends or family for a month without losing them. I would go out because I'd have to--I'd need food--but I'd be embarrassed of it because all of my clothes are for a very broad-shouldered man of average American male height and would look downright ridiculous on a woman, and I don't have the money to buy appropriate clothes that I will only be able to use for one month. I would spend a week or two absolutely wrecked with stress and fear as I wondered if the changes made to my brain will make my medications affect me differently than they do and if I'm in a dangerous position because of it.
I would probably give jilling off a try--after all, if I'm going to stay locked up in my house for a month, I gotta do something to pass the time--but the idea of going out and inviting people to treat me like a slut is not an experience I want or need: I'm not into casual sex, and that's that, even before we think about the risks of someone of my suddenly much-reduced physical strength being in a position of vulnerability to someone I don't know or have any reason to trust. I would be mildly interested to see if my sexual orientation as a woman would be straight (because I'm straight) or gay (because I like women), but only mildly, since I don't mean to do anything with that information either way.
I might, around week two or so, get so bored of my self-imposed house arrest that I'd overcome my financial burdens long enough to get some actually appropriate clothing and just kind of head out for a while to test certain observations of mine regarding the treatment of women in America, and in fact after a while I'd talk myself into it by saying I have an ethical obligation to either verify or disprove my beliefs in such a way.
At some point in there it would occur to me that I live in a universe of magic populated by spiteful gods who think having a vagina is punishment and who believe they have the right to take my body away from me at a whim, and that I have no defense against the predation of such beings. I have no idea what such knowledge would do to me, but I doubt I'd ever get over the PTSD of it.
I would probably give jilling off a try--after all, if I'm going to stay locked up in my house for a month, I gotta do something to pass the time--but the idea of going out and inviting people to treat me like a slut is not an experience I want or need: I'm not into casual sex, and that's that, even before we think about the risks of someone of my suddenly much-reduced physical strength being in a position of vulnerability to someone I don't know or have any reason to trust. I would be mildly interested to see if my sexual orientation as a woman would be straight (because I'm straight) or gay (because I like women), but only mildly, since I don't mean to do anything with that information either way.
I might, around week two or so, get so bored of my self-imposed house arrest that I'd overcome my financial burdens long enough to get some actually appropriate clothing and just kind of head out for a while to test certain observations of mine regarding the treatment of women in America, and in fact after a while I'd talk myself into it by saying I have an ethical obligation to either verify or disprove my beliefs in such a way.
At some point in there it would occur to me that I live in a universe of magic populated by spiteful gods who think having a vagina is punishment and who believe they have the right to take my body away from me at a whim, and that I have no defense against the predation of such beings. I have no idea what such knowledge would do to me, but I doubt I'd ever get over the PTSD of it.
Probably wouldn't slut around all that much, because I highly doubt I'd enjoy the company of the types I could pick up that way. Oh, by the way, does my identity remain known after the switchback? Just asking. I would in no way consider doing anything shady to get money. Nope nope nope. *shifty eyes* 'specially since the tax office would have a field day pressing me on where all that money came from.
But, more seriously, for shits and giggles I'd try to go for the likeness of one of my original characters, classy intellectual sexy-yet-an-ice-queen type. I already have glasses, anyway.
But, more seriously, for shits and giggles I'd try to go for the likeness of one of my original characters, classy intellectual sexy-yet-an-ice-queen type. I already have glasses, anyway.
... book deals... oh man, I didn't even think of that aspect. Book deals, movie deals, serialized porn that can go on almost indefinitely - that could be one hell of a gold mine! Deep Throat + Soap + Big = a comfortable income for many years to come.Lil_Rimmy said:
Woot!
I'd either spend the time mourning the loss of my facial hair, or wondering how I could be an 11/10 woman with a beard.
Feel both trepidation and curiosity as to what going through menstruation actually feels like. I know it's, to put it lightly, a bit of a faff, but whenever I sympathise with my girlfriend when its her time of the month I always feel insincere because I don't actually know what she's going through
Well I'll be totally honest in that it wont matter what the hell I want to do for the next month because I'll be in jail for attempting to kill/killing someone. Although the chances of me being in a situation to even kick a midget into a bus are pretty crap in the first place.
Play games with mic for a month! Make nerdy friends without facing the Nerdish Inquisition! Walk around game shops like I own the place!
Other than that, probably not much.
Maybe go find the dudes who turned into ladies and console them through their first period. Or have a little giggle about it.
Other than that, probably not much.
Maybe go find the dudes who turned into ladies and console them through their first period. Or have a little giggle about it.