Gender Swapped for a month. Now what?

[Yuuki]

I'd probably go insane by Week 3...it'd be interesting to experience being female for just a couple of days, 1 week MAX, but any longer than that would probably result in me sitting in my room and not leaving till the month is up.
The harsh truth is that I don't know anything about women's fashion, shoes, celebrity/beauty magazines, "hot guys" and whatever else they tend to be interested in and gossip about all damn day. At least that's the impression I've got from the handful of girls in the office aged between 19-28.

Not to mention I wouldn't even know what to tell my groupies who would inevitably start nagging me to come and play a few games of rugby/touch with them (or meet at the gym) because they haven't seen me in weeks, having to put all that on hold would plain suck.

And finally, that menstruation cycle. I know it affects different women to varying degrees (from "hardly" to "really bad") but having to deal with something like that AT ALL just sounds like a colossal pain in the...err...ass, even if it's only once in the month

 

[FPLOON]

So lets say you kicked a midget into a street and it got hit by a bus. Karma got a big laugh out of it unfortunately shit needs to be balanced. So for one month your gender gets switched. And just for shits and giggles you're an 11/10.

So how do you spend the next month?

Well, first off, it was a bet and, initially, I won... so, not only am I a female for a month, I also have an extra 20 dollars for kicking a midget into a street... (The bus thing was not planned, mind you... *shiftyeyes*)

Anyway, I can see this being played out in three different ways:

1. It would turn into the general synopsis plot of Takumi Ga Seitenkan shite Fuck sare makuru (aka TSF Monogatari) after the genderswap (but without the "happy ending", given this will only last for a month...)
2. I would begin to slowly hit on all of my friends... which may or may not lead to the taking of one's virginity... multiple times over...
3. I live out the month the same way I always do... while wishing for a Kashimashi-like scenario to happen... ("Why did my crush had to be a lesbian?" LOL)

Other than that, I would still be the most random 11/10 female to try to get to know before sex... only with more sex... and less midget encounters... and about the same amount of "general" touching...

 

[Evonisia]

Seriously, how do women not play with their hair all day???

It's not exclusive to women you know, well, at least I don't think so. *touches own hair*

On-topic: Probably take advantage of the superior female figure, see what that Vagina thing is all about when you own one, probably act sexual without whoring myself for the giggles.

 

[DeepReaver]

Find a way to make it permanent then give the discovery free of charge to the transgender community. Such a magical thing would be a godsend to many people and after i figured that out, i dont know, maybe see how the world looks at me different, get an insight to how people would act around a woman who is that good looking and a total nerd. I have a feeling i would be condemned by friends if they did not know who i was as one of those 'gamer gurls'

 

[Childe]

I don't know about you but after being a man the thought of having a guy stick into me is extremely horrifying. So if this happened to me since its only for a month i would not do anything sexual lol

 

[Jux]

Off topic: is that noddy holder?

I don't think so. I've seen this gif plenty of times before, I'll have to go look up the source. Seems to me it would be a B movie from the 60's or 70's.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Hmm, I'd be an 11/10 woman?

...try my luck at being a lesbian

That's exactly what I was thinking.
Getting the basics out of the way, getting some ladies underwear and some tighter pants.
Assuming nothing about my personality changes, find a cute girl and see how things go.
Oh, wait a sec, just because I'm a hot babe doesn't mean I'll get any better at talking to them.
Well, then I guess I'd just go masturbate and hopefully discover why the female orgasm is such an elusive beast.

 

[D-Class 198482]

In the beginning of this thread
This thread was 4chan
OT: Looking at self naked
Generic dark-haired blue-eyed British guy is now generic dark-haired blue-eyes British girl
Thus boobs.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

I'd get that promotion I have been chasing for the last few weeks...

Then I would curl up on the sofa and watch movies with ice cream... without feeling a bit queer doing it!

I would avoid sex at all costs...

 

[KOMega]

Play with my new parts.
Then see if I can mess with people.

Also...

I'd keep kicking that asshole every month for starters.

Experimenting would be point 1 on my agenda then.

Isn't it obvious? I would spend the entire month playing with my long hair, and nothing else would get done.

Seriously, how do women not play with their hair all day???

Dudes with long hair do it aswell, at least I do that

Long hair is so comfortable. At least down to the base of the neck.
It's like soft pillows attached to your head.

You can also do that dramatic flip hair back thing.

 

[Mcupobob]

I would pick up stripping, make fat stacks of quick cash. That would prolly be it, check out if chocolate taste any different like one user said. My Girlfriend goes freaking nuts over chocolate.

 

[pretzil]

Yeah but if you're a woman it turns you into a man so it's totally equal ops.

Do people even stop to think before winging out the sexist/racist/whatever-ist comments these days? The desperation to shoehorn "-isms" into every single topic seems borderline Pavlovian.

OT - I'd use my new found form to find out what it's like to be the other sex, you'd have no choice anyway.

Hardly, a woman gets to be a man for a whole month, so as usual she is rewarded whereas a man would be punished, its typical of our justice system. Its bloody sexist if you ask me!

 

[Grach]

1st: Be asbolutely amazed that something like this happened.
2nd: Masturbate.
3rd: Start using even baggier clothes to hide the fact that I'm attractive.
4th: Try to hide it somehow.

 

[Snowbell]

hell i'll try my hand at an ASexual!

Um, so you'd do what with them exactly? Asexuals are kind of not interested in sex...

If I became a man for a month I'd probably try masturbation, see if it does anything for me. Then I'd probably tell everyone that I'm my own brother, explain that the real me has been put in hospital and can't work for a month then sit around doing what I do every day; video games. I'd also try to stop my boyfriend from freaking out about my newly acquired penis.

 

[DarthSka]

Isn't gender an "in your mind" thing nowadays? In that case, I would simply decide to be a guy again. Checkmate karma.

 

[scorptatious]

Well the first thing I'm going to do is:


After that, I'll probably find some lesbians and flirt with them. Maybe even have sex with a few.

Then I'll find some rich millionare, seduce him, murder him before the end of the month, steal his fortune, turn back into a guy and no one would suspect me.

 

[krazykidd]

hell i'll try my hand at an ASexual!

Um, so you'd do what with them exactly? Asexuals are kind of not interested in sex...

If I became a man for a month I'd probably try masturbation, see if it does anything for me. Then I'd probably tell everyone that I'm my own brother, explain that the real me has been put in hospital and can't work for a month then sit around doing what I do every day; video games. I'd also try to stop my boyfriend from freaking out about my newly acquired penis.

That's the joke . I'd be so promiscuous , trying different things , that i would even TRY to get an Asexual interested in having sex with me .

Which makes me curious . CAN Asexuals have sex? Or if they do have sex they are no longer Asexuals . Because people usually say they aren't interested in sex , but even if they are "interested" are they still able to perform the act even if it gives them no pleasure?

 

[Snowbell]

Which makes me curious . CAN Asexuals have sex? Or if they do have sex they are no longer Asexuals . Because people usually say they aren't interested in sex , but even if they are "interested" are they still able to perform the act even if it gives them no pleasure?

Well sir, you've come to the right person!

Of course asexuals CAN have sex, as with any sexuality it's not necessarily affected by their parts or a lack thereof. Sex for an asexual is like a hetero person having sex with someone of the same sex or a homosexual having sex with someone of the opposite sex. It happens, we just don't enjoy it or seek it out.