Gender Swapped for a month. Now what?

[Mossberg Shotty]

Dudes with long hair do it aswell, at least I do that

I always had my suspicions. Ugh, it must be nice.

Long hair's a *****, let me tell you. Mine's almost down to my butt and thick and curly. I have to wash it daily or it gets greasy, and it gets tangled and it itches my back if it gets under my collar. And if I play with it I end up getting foot long strands in my fingers and I have to find a garbage to throw it all out in.

That sounds wonderful, who wouldn't want what you just described?! Most people wash their hair daily anyways, and long hair is just sexy, whether it's on a male or a female.

Right now I'm in the process of growing mine out really long, and I've still got a ways to go. But it's longer than it's ever been before, so there's that.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

Well I wouldn't slut around as much as some dudes but I would try sex as a lady, see what I'm missing. I'd probably start by explaining this to my friends and getting my female friends to give me some advice and apart from that I'd be my normal self. Maybe try and make a few friends...

If the opportunity arose to be with another woman I would very much take it.

Wait, do people know I'm me when my Gender is swapped? If not on the last day of my time as an 11/10 lady I'd rob a bank.

 

[Ratties]

I would do all the slut bull crap that women pull at the bars. I would flirt with multiple guys and make them think they have a chance. I would constantly say annoying women phrases such as, "oh my god that is so cute." Every sentence out of my mouth with start with, "oh my god." I would constantly text everybody. I would bump and grind on some random dude, then when he went to the bathroom, I would pretend like he did something wrong and ignore him.

 

[Random berk]

Isn't it obvious? I would spend the entire month playing with my long hair, and nothing else would get done.

Seriously, how do women not play with their hair all day???

Yeah, I'd do that if I could grow long hair without it curling and making me look feminine even with the beard. I'd probably also have serious neck problems from all the compulsive headbanging I'd be doing.


Anyway, on topic... Well, I'd undoubtedly do the sex stuff, like most people. If for no other reason, it'd be the only chance I'd ever have to try that out. I don't know if I'd stick to females or not though. I wouldn't have a problem with the people I'd be with either way. As it stands, I rarely find women that I both like and am attracted to and have to settle for one or the other. One person mentioned the risk of being assaulted and having dramatically reduced strength, but that wouldn't bother me. In a self-defence situation I'd rely on surprise and precise strikes over brute strength anyway.

Outside of sex, yeah, I'd most likely take advantage of the change in identity, in various illegal ways. Thieving, rather than assassination. Well, maybe just a little bit of assassination...

Another person mentioned the issue of clothing no longer fitting. I have enough female friends that I could undoubtedly borrow stuff of of them I'd have to explain the situation to them and would get some serious ribbing, but I get that from them anyway. Besides, I wouldn't be able to go a month without running into a load of them.

 

[theheroofaction]

Lets see, a different body for a month.

Kinda makes you unaccountable for actions that happen during said month.

So theft, lots of theft.

I'd have to make sure security cameras see me though.

 

[electric_warrior]

Hit the lesbian bars, get me some saphic action.

Maybe film it for later

 

[VodkaKnight]

Go about acting really weirdly to see if it's different when a woman does it.

 

[Silvianoshei]

Get some clothes from my sister so I could go to work. Play video games. Spend time with family.

I don't think I'd care. I'd just be glad to be alive.

 

[Vault Citizen]

Probably a lot of sex stuff to see what it feels like in a woman's body, and then see what other ways I could make the most of the month, but I can't think of much else besides cloning.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'd probably take time off work for starters and luckily I don't begin school yet.
Next I'd probably see what my new voice sounds like when doing Let's Plays, and finally same as most others here would and that would be exploring my new body...>.>

 

[Lightknight]

I guess I'd get free drinks at a bar in order to mock men. Of course, that assumes I'd be a pretty woman. There's still the fear that my new weaker woman body wouldn't be able to hold its liquor and I'd wake up with a dude...

 

[Eddie the head]

Same thing I do now. Sit around a lot and go for random walks. I don't like people, if I was female I still wouldn't like people.

 

[Ryan Minns]

I'd probably enjoy having a much easier life for those 30 days. Though unless my actual mind changed I'd probably mourn the sudden unexpected loss of my penis

 

[Syzygy23]

So lets say you kicked a midget into a street and it got hit by a bus. Karma got a big laugh out of it unfortunately shit needs to be balanced. So for one month your gender gets switched. And just for shits and giggles you're an 11/10.

So how do you spend the next month?

Masturbate.

Furiously and thoroughly.

I imagine I'd spend a lot of time in front of a mirror.

Also, I'd probably hit the clubs up and find out about this 'female orgasm' thing.

Wait, what happens if you get pregnant and then you change back to being a man? Do you just have a dead fetus stuck inside your... I dunno, prostate? That's the guy version of the womb, right?

 

[SinisterDeath]

After 30 days, does everyone remember us as being male, as if we never swapped during that month? Cause.. That could both be awesome, and.. well, the opposite there-of depending on what exactly it was, that you did do.

By swapping genders, I'm assuming the basis of who we are would remain the same. But the way we think, would change because of the gender.

Example:
I imagine lots of sexless-nights due to having a headache.

 

[Miyenne]

That sounds wonderful, who wouldn't want what you just described?! Most people wash their hair daily anyways, and long hair is just sexy, whether it's on a male or a female.

Right now I'm in the process of growing mine out really long, and I've still got a ways to go. But it's longer than it's ever been before, so there's that.

I admit I go into this totally calm and happy state when someone else is brushing or playing with my hair, but dealing with it myself usually ends with me swearing. So difficult to keep it untangled, straightened enough that I don't look weird and dealing with all the split ends. I'm just lucky my best friend is a hair stylist. It's just such a hassle.

I'd totally love to be a guy and have short hair and it not look weird. Instead of a 45 minute shower and another 15-20 minutes of blowdrying/styling (that's basic make it not look like shit, not even curling it or anything) I could wash in 5 minutes and go. Short hair does not suit my round face as a female.

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

I'll work off this assuming it is the start of next month.

Now I'm not sure why I would have kicked the guy in front of a bus. Either he did something really bad to deserve it or I was possessed by some malevolent force. Anyway assuming the guy is still alive I would go apologise to him for what happened. I'd probably prefer being a really attractive female than just an average looking male.

Anyway college doesn't start until September, so I wouldn't have to deal with that. First thing I would do is tell people close to me what happened. Then I'd get new clothes. I'd make sure to keep a journal of my experiences. I'd put it up on the internet in time. One thing is I have a dance to go to with my girlfriend at the end of next month. Not sure if she will still want me to go with her. And if she does if I would have to get a dress. Anyway for the most part I would just be doing the same things I normally do.

 

[Erttheking]

Sit on my ass and play video games, same as always.

 

[BlazeRaider]

Hmm, I'd be an 11/10 woman?

...try my luck at being a lesbian

 

[Queen Michael]

I'd go to a lesbian bar. And then I'd have what we Swedes call "ilsken pingvin."