George Clooney flavored Tofu, I'm not making this up!

[elricik]

Alright tonight on the Bob and Tom show I heard one of the weirdest things that I have ever heard in my life. PETA (aka animal lovers, people haters) contracted George Clooney to use as a flavor for a new tofu. How did they get his flavor you ask, by taking sweat from his gym rag. That's right, sweat from his gym rag, read it again if you don't believe. Real human flavors, I guess PETA would rather you eat people, than animals. As for me, this is just one more reason why tofu will never touch my lips. But I guess some women (and men) will be really happy to finally be able to taste George Clooney. By the way, what would he taste like? Heres the link for the full story.

http://www.slashfood.com/2009/03/12/george-clooney-flavored-tofu/

 

[mokes310]

I can't remember where I heard that story before, but I was totally grossed out. I'm not a fan of tofu to begin with, and a flavor based off of a movie star certainly isn't #1 on my list.

 

[Flying-Emu]

George Clooney, eh?

Om nom nom.

No, this is stupid. They could have at least gotten someone cooler. Like Chuck Norris or Samuel L. Jackson.

 

[Ridergurl10]

That's a little crazy, but honestly I think PETA is a little crazy. They do things like this just to get publicity. I wouldn't touch George Clooney flavored tofu . . . actually I think tofu is pretty nasty in general, but that's just me!

 

[13lackfriday]

Christ, this just gives women another reason to go vegan.

 

[Shade Jackrabbit]

You know I've had tofu like once before, and it wasn't that bad. Then again I also love soy beverages so I'm a bit weird that way...

Anyways, now I will make sure to check all packaging and ask about contents ahead of time so I don't ingest the Clooney. Thanks PETA!

 

[Erana]

How DARE they fuck with Tofu!
That's it, I'm gonna kick PETA in the shin.

 

[Jamash]

I bet it tastes smug.

 

[Acaroid]

How DARE they fuck with Tofu!
That's it, I'm gonna kick PETA in the shin.

It is true, tofu is great!!
why would I want man sweat flavor on it *pukes*

mind you eating humans would fix some of our world problems *ponders this*

 

[Jamash]

I bet it tastes smug.

It probably tastes old. And sweaty.

Yeah, and I suspect it's made from has-bean curd.

 

[Reep]

I bet it tastes smug.

bahahaha, nice

i hope im not the only one who got that reference

 

[elricik]

I bet it tastes smug.

bahahaha, nice

i hope im not the only one who got that reference

South Park, I think.

 

[Graustein]

How DARE they fuck with Tofu!
That's it, I'm gonna kick PETA in the shin.

Does PETA have a collective shin for you to kick?

If they don't, I will join Erana in kicking the individual shins of each and every PETA member.
Not that I have any strong feelings either way regarding tofu, but the implication that eating something made from the sweat of a human being is preferable (both morally and in the sense of how much disgust either elicits) to eating the flesh of a herbivore is just too stupid for me to bear. Seriously, this is sea-kitten level stupid.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

Surely when some nutter abducts, kills and eats George Clooney, we can then all blame PETA.

Unless the psychopath has a copy of GTA, then its us who are fucked.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Sweaty tofu? That's.. GENIUS! *Cough*

 

[Vern]

I'm just glad that we have celebrities, otherwise I might have to pay attention to my life. And yes, the Sea-Kitten idea that PETA started was directed towards my former high-school. Apparently they had a problem with the name Spearfish high school, which is the name of the town, which came from the fact that there is a fairly fish populated river that runs through it, which means it provided life and sustenance for the settlers that moved there, and the native Americans who had occupied that are for thousands of years. As soon as all Peta members shoot themselves in the head so that all the animals may feast upon their corpses, or benefit from their corpses fertilizing the ground so that animals may feast upon the shoots that sprout, then I'll give some credence to their viewpoint. Until then, I'll believe that the major factor in humans, and other predatory animals evolving complex brains that are capable of thought and planning is the fact that we consume complex proteins only obtained from animals. Look at a cow, and look at a cougar. Which one seems more intelligent to you?

 

[Graustein]

I would eat the fuck out of something called a "sea-kitten," just to piss off the people who named it.
I love fish.

It is rather stupid, is it not? But be careful: They might throw paint on you.

Oh no. Paint. I will be inconvenienced for a day.

I've said it before (not on here, because I don't often discuss PETA here) and I will say it now: PETA are complete and utter morons who fail to see how bloody stupid their methods are.
What the fuck is throwing red paint on people going to tell them? That fur is murder? Or that PETA are idiots who think throwing red paint at someone is a valid argument?
I've got nothing against animal rights activism on its own, but do these people honestly think that their tactics don't make people think "what a bunch of retards, let's disregard them and their cause by association"?

Sorry. Got a little carried away there. *deep breaths*
I'm ok.