George Clooney flavored Tofu, I'm not making this up!

[Eric the Orange]

Human flavored tofu... er for cannibels(sp) I guess.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

Wow. I didn't think Tofu could get much grosser*... But apparently it can.

Watch for the new flavor next year: "Michael Jackson Rice Balls." And yes, I do have some jokes I could make, but there's no way I'm getting myself modded over sweat-flavored health foods.

*Tofu in Hot and Sour Soup is great, though.

 

[Helnurath]

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

Also Tofu is gross. I prefer my soy beans roasted and with salt, not in meat-jello-form.

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

George Clooney tofu? I think the real question here is... is it kosher? ba-dum-tish

 

[Helnurath]

George Clooney tofu? I think the real question here is... is it kosher? ba-dum-tish

I bet the Jerry Seinfeld tofu is.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

That is quite the... uh... Words fail me.

 

[Sparrow]

They could have at least gotten someone cooler. Like Chuck Norris or Samuel L. Jackson.

Chuck Norris flavoured products. Now theres a thought. Want to go into business together?

 

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

Surely eating this tofu would be a count of cannibalism?

 

[Arrers]

Eww... Clooney sweat. He was good in Burn After Reading, but still, who would actully eat sweat flavoured tofu.

You'd think the they couldn't make tofu worse, but they found away. Ba Dum Tish!

 

[Melancholy_Ocelot]

I think someone has just discovered a whole new market.

PETA never ceases to amaze me.

I can picture Celebrity Tofu Bars across the country. Mongolian BBQ style ... Would that extend to celebrities under 18? We could have Pedophile Fridays.

 

[Maddziller]

Considering what Tofu is used as slang for in asian cultures.....

Its white, its thick, its sticky and not quite solid. What do you think?

Oh dear.
And as a side note:
HOLY SHIT. You have a lot of posts, I'd like to point out.

 

[Flap Jack452]

I can imagine women actually buying that, which worries me.

 

[Pumpkin_Eater]

Considering how bland tofu is I'd consider buying it if I were ever going to serve a tofu dish.

 

[Flying-Emu]

George Clooney, eh?

Om nom nom.

No, this is stupid. They could have at least gotten someone cooler. Like Chuck Norris or Samuel L. Jackson.

Chuck Norris doesent sweat.

Actually, he sweats pure liquid nitrogen.

 

[Ronwue]

I always said PETA were deranged sadistic hypocrites but... hell... this goes further away than my imagination would have liked to imagine. I call that the time humanity will end... it will be because of PETA. I called it.

 

[xxDarlenexx]

"SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!"


Or at least, soy is now people flavored. But it's the next logical step, honestly.


I actually like tofu BECAUSE it doesn't taste like anything. It's a texture thing for me, plus it's extra protein (even though i do eat meat). Why would i want to mess that up with it tasting like gym sweat? *gag*