German Police Training Vultures To Locate Corpses

[Internet Kraken]

My brain rejects the possibility that vultures could be useful. Fuck those things.

I don't think the vultures would appreciate you engaging in sexual activities with them.

To bad fuck has multiple meanings and uses so that joke doesn't work at all :/

To be serious, I'm really wondering how they'll manage to train the vultures to not eat the corpses.

 

[Daverson]

All I can imagine now is a vulture wearing a little police uniform, like the dogs do.

This is both:
1. Hilarious!
2. Adorable!

(How smart are vultures, anyway? I know crows are pretty smart, so I can only imagine they're smarter then we'd think. Though, crows might be the exception, rather than the rule)

 

[TheIronRuler]

This is insanely helpful, I can now base a story on actual events!
Hail the Germans!
Erm... wait.... I said nothing.

 

[JokerboyJordan]

My brain rejects the possibility that vultures could be useful. Fuck those things.

I don't think the vultures would appreciate you engaging in sexual activities with them.

Too* bad fuck has multiple meanings and uses so that joke doesn't work at all :/

Actually that is kinda the joke...