Get it off your chest.

[Darth_Dude]

Maybe it's just me, but it's fun reading about other people's misfortunes...

Not just you.

IT NEVER IS JUST YOU.

Heh. I jest. It is a whole lot of fun. Teenage angst is... Amusing, because it'll end eventually.

I see what you did there. You bastard.

Although it's not all teenage agnst, some of this stuff is serious. but really funny!

 

[similar.squirrel]

Fuck me. Seriously, I completely suck. Let me put it this way:

My life is awesome. still living at home, parents pay for everything, whole life ahead of me, pretty smart, not quite the ugliest person around and reasonably coordinated. And somehow I'm still depressed (medically diagnosed and all, too!) and have low self esteem. How the fuck does that even work? I have almost everything going for me and still I'm like a whiny emo kid without the fucking make-up. I mean, Jesus Christ, grow a set of testicles self.

Hey, that really does feel better. And they say admitting you have a problem is the first step, so I might have a chance after all.

This. Pretty much exactly this, except I've been off the meds for a while now.
Also, I really screwed up chances for getting into college, and that has thrown a huge spanner into the works viz. my plans to live with my partner. And I've upset her by being upset.


You don't know what it's like
being male, middle-class and white...

 

[PurpleSky]

I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE! I FEEL LIKE IF I WOULD GO AND JUST JUMP OFF A BRIDGE THE ENTIRE WORLD WOULDN'T GIVE HALF A SHIT. BESIDES, MOST PEOPLE I MEET IN LIFE ARE PATHETIC FUCKTARDS THAT GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO MAKE MY LIFE A MISERY. I FUCKING HATE HAVING TO PUT UP WITH THIS FUCKING SHIT.


................ don't look at me like that -.-

Cool story bro

 

[PurpleSky]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING WATCHING ME READ MOTHERFUCKING ESCAPIST?!?!?!!?!? ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?!!!!!!!!! Goddamn my 9 yr old sister is dumb.

This made me smile,then I imagined it made her cry,then it made me laugh.

 

[PurpleSky]

Ohh I'm loving this post.
Okay, two thinks I need to get off my chest:
1. I am in a long term relationship with my boyfriend but I am seriously attracted to one of my friends. Who's a girl. So I guess I'm bisexual, and I'm fine with that, but if I say anything like that to any of my girl mates I think I would weird them out...Jeezz I don't like not being able to talk about it...

2. I HATE WRITING ESSAYS!! WHY DON'T TEACHERS KNOW WHAT THEY WANT?? AND WHAT'S EVEN THE POINT OF ALL THESE TESTS AND STUFF? Especially the these AST things, this is so stupid?? What if english isn't your first language? And what if you don't take english?? YOU TEST ON NOTHING YOU BASTARDS!!!

Ok, I'm done.

Here girls always pat each other on the ass,don't you?

 

[PurpleSky]

i desperately desperately wish everyday that something even vaguely interesting and new might happen so that my existence needn't be so banal.

Join the club.[sub] fight club [/sub]

 

[PurpleSky]

J -

Dude you are one of my best friends but you are a constant source of stress. You know you have a criminal record, you were in prison for five years before I met you but for some reason you won't quit drinking. You know that when you drink you get violent and I end up having to work interference so you don't get a) beat up and b) sent back to prison.

Also, you can't keep a job because of your bad attitude with anybody but your closest friends which alienates people. It was hard enough to get a job with a record much less three and you just got yourself fired because again because you can't stop the mouth. If you treated other people the way you treat me you might not have to call me drunk and sobbing because you are failing at providing for your wife.

AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU EVER TALK TO ME ABOUT JUMPING OFF A PARKING GARAGE OR ANYTHING THAT STUPID AGAIN I SWEAR I WILL TELL YOUR WIFE NO MATTER WHAT YOU MAKE ME PROMISE. I WILL DRIVE YOUR ASS HOME LIKE I ALWAYS DO AND I WILL TELL HER.

Wow, that actually worked well. I feel better... thanks OP.

You're welcome, glad people can get relief this way.

 

[headshotcatcher]

I said that I don't believe that all people who claim to be depressed on this forum have clinical depression. You can get out of the 'non-clinical' depression by choice, but the choice involves admitting that it's not a good choice, I have gotten 2 people out of it already so I do speak from experience (even if so little)

Then it was probably not a major depression. Major depression disorder, as with many mental disorders (Asperger's is a mental handicap by the way) is not something a friend you can just talk you out of. It requires therapy or even medication or hospitalisation.

Are you even paying attention? -.-

I WAS talking about non-clinical depression, durr, and the aspergers thing is to say that a lot of people (especially on the internet) like to self-diagnose them, like the people on this forum who never had a girlfriend diagnose themselves with aspergers, or people who have a pessimistic outlook in life diagnose themselves with depression. That's why I said it's a choice..

snip

Exactly!

 

[Cowabungaa]

le snip

Look, I get where you're coming from but really; it's simply just not that simple as getting up and not feeling bad. It just isn't, not even for a 'mild' depression if there even is such a thing. I wish it was, I wish you were right and that it was that simple. If only you were right...

It's like my father saying that I just have to out and 'do stuff'. I just can't, he doesn't understand but I just can't do that.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

I am pissed about how bored I am and that I don't have a job.

Umm.. What's holding you back of getting a job?

The current economy in America is preventing young college bound people such as myself from getting jobs, since those who were once recently retired or fired are taking over jobs that used to be given to people of my age. No one wants to hire a kid that is just gunna leave after only 2.5 months of work when people need money as bad as they do now. It's not like I haven't applied.

Oh my god I must've applied to at least 10 places in the past few months. They say they require more experience, but how the hell am I supposed to get any experience if no one will even consider me for the job? Mind boggling!

I know! I call it the WoW paradox. (Yes I am relating WoW to real life...I am lame)

You want to raid ICC 10 but your GS is not high enough, but it is too high to raid anything lower. How are you supposed to get a higher gear score without raiding things your level? Your stuck!

I need a job...

 

[headshotcatcher]

le snip

Look, I get where you're coming from but really; it's simply just not that simple as getting up and not feeling bad. It just isn't, not even for a 'mild' depression if there even is such a thing. I wish it was, I wish you were right and that it was that simple. If only you were right...

It's like my father saying that I just have to out and 'do stuff'. I just can't, he doesn't understand but I just can't do that.

It is actually that easy, but it's hard to realise that you're in that position and that you CAN choose..

It's like existentialism, you always have freedom of choice, even when imprisoned in an isolation cell you can choose. But in that case it's choosing between whether you're going to spend your time being angry or spend your time being neutral (for example).

 

[Sam Eskenazi]

Olivia, I'm afraid I do sometimes catch you looking at musclier men. I'm not mad or anything, because I know how much you love me, and I can pretty much sense the guilt you feel for looking at others. You're constantly saying how you like my biceps, but really that's only strong because I Fence and everything else on me is flabby...

I know you secretly want me to have more muscle, but at the same time you love me for who I am, so dammit am I fortunate. It's just that... no matter how hard I try I just can't commit to both losing weight and getting some muscle. Gym membership is out of the question, because we're moving in together soon, so we'll be far away somewhere else. I try and work out at home, but every time I just... stop. I just seem to lack the motivation to try and better myself physically for you. Maybe I'm too certain that we'll always be together... I know I should continue to better myself for both you - and me as well - and I feel so bad when I give up.

I promise you this: Once we've moved and we're settled, I'm dieting and going to the gym regularly. You are a beautiful girl who just never seems to stop caring, and you really do deserve whatever effort I can give to make myself more appealing. I'm lucky to have you. I'm also lucky that you do find me attractive, but you secretly want me stronger, in the same way some guys want their girlfriend's boobs bigger. I promise that, for you, I will.

You are all wittness to my promise, fellow Escapiees.

 

[Grayjack]

I gotta rant again.

Spoiler: Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni Kai spoilers

Rot in Hell Takano. I never trusted you. The first time I saw you, I knew you were bad news. Do you have any idea how close they were to breaking the chain?! No, because you were too busy sucking dick to pay attention. Oh what's this?! You can kill the main characters with your scrubby ass pistol? How about I shove that pistol up your ass and pull the trigger? I bet you would like it in the ass, you loose cock gobbling slut! What infuriates me is the fact that a lot of people still like your character, even after all the shit you pulled. I hope Satan pours boiling lava down every hole in your body. Fuck you.

/Rant

 

[badpun]

Dear Self Motivation,
Screw you for not being there when i need you >.>

 

[Cowabungaa]

It is actually that easy, but it's hard to realise that you're in that position and that you CAN choose..

It's like existentialism, you always have freedom of choice, even when imprisoned in an isolation cell you can choose. But in that case it's choosing between whether you're going to spend your time being angry or spend your time being neutral (for example).

Then why isn't it that easy for me! Who says I'm in the position to choose? I'm forced to deal with all this, I can't just get up and ignore all of it. If I do so I'll loose even the roof over my head.

 

[headshotcatcher]

It is actually that easy, but it's hard to realise that you're in that position and that you CAN choose..

It's like existentialism, you always have freedom of choice, even when imprisoned in an isolation cell you can choose. But in that case it's choosing between whether you're going to spend your time being angry or spend your time being neutral (for example).

Then why isn't it that easy for me! Who says I'm in the position to choose? I'm forced to deal with all this, I can't just get up and ignore all of it. If I do so I'll loose even the roof over my head.

it's hard to realise that you're in that position and that you CAN choose..

If it really WAS that easy nobody would be (non-clinically) depressed anymore
But it sounds like you have some trouble, if you'd like I would love to (attempt) to help you with it?
Just saying

 

[Cowabungaa]

If it really WAS that easy nobody would be (non-clinically) depressed anymore
But it sounds like you have some trouble, if you'd like I would love to (attempt) to help you with it?
Just saying

Alright, try your magic. I'd suggest using the PM system for it, hogging a topic just for ourselves is a little selfish.

 

[Salviar]

Ohh I'm loving this post....

Follow your heart,but follow slowly and with thought. And I know essay hell. Had to wright 5 pages a week. Doesn't sound like much, but I can't pop out an I idea 24/7. My mind doesn't work that way Mrs.Wicks. And I hate your novel in progress. It sounds stupid. And you giggle every five seconds. I may have not been the one to wright that stuff on your board, but you had it coming,

Heh the funniest thing about with you wrote is that you were writing about doing some major english piece but you spelt "write" wrong
tee hee you are fantastic, I think I love you.
Thanks for the advice, I appreciate it! And I'm glad someone else feels my essay pain!!

Ohh I'm loving this post...

Here girls always pat each other on the ass,don't you?

Lol where is "here"? I may have to visit sometime XD

 

[badpun]

Stupid friggin' family *sigh*