Get-Rich-Quick Schemes

[Deleted]

Let out the conman within you, tell us what you always wanted to do but could for fear of being arrest or worse, beat the hell up.

Charging people online for 'twilight official manga' and sending them Hellboy. I'm sure that will get me a few thousand.

Create a 'book generator' where the plot, characters, settings, and style are all inputted (roughly an hour of work) and the computer chooses dialog based on the attitudes and place, writing me a book. I will make one under the name of different authors and rake in the cash after my big reveal.

 

[grimsprice]

Sell sugar to crack addicts. Best. Scheme. Ever.

 

[cthulhu257]

Sell pocky at an anime convention.

 

[Deleted]

Sell pocky at an anime convention.

I actually did that with a friend, as long as you don't charge too much you'll get steady businees.

We bought from the corner store and sold for twice the amount!

 

[Blackadder51]

Sell p0rn on the interwebz

 

[Worgen]

form a religion, tell ppl you need money for them to be saved, only work 1 day a week

 

[ctrl-alt-postal]

I'll let you in on it for $250

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Selling body parts on the black market.

I hear livers are all the rage right now.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Sell p0rn on the interwebz

A losing battle. There are far too many free sites to be had.

...

Or so I've heard.

 

[Dr. Gorgenflex]

Scientology changed the get rich quick scheme forever.

 

[Malodrik]

Hey Guyz, my pal Steve got ripped in 4 weeks, the EASY way. Visit my site to find out h0w.

 

[Nihlex]

stage 1 collect under pants
stage 2 ????
stage 3 profit

sorry if i got the quote wrong its been a while

 

[Xojins]

stage 1 collect under pants
stage 2 ????
stage 3 profit

sorry if i got the quote wrong its been a while

South Park... funny stuff. And yes the quote is right.

Now can I have a cookie?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Alright, see I got a nice messload of money, right? But there happens to be a little problem with some red tape, you see. So Imma going to need you to send me close to 5000 in cash wired to a bank account, and I swear you'll have riches that of kings!

Sell sugar to crack addicts. Best. Scheme. Ever.

Umm, for what it's worth. I had a guest speaker at my school. One of the big drug bust guys. And he said rat poison can fool people much easier. As he got fooled once after doing a street test on this one guy's stash (making your wrist go icecold after you but a bit on your arm), to only turn out it was rat poison.
I'm surpised I remembered all that

 

[feather240]

You could sell "Get-Rich-Quick-Schemes". Zing!

 

[Dys]

Hey Guyz, my pal Steve got ripped in 4 weeks, the EASY way. Visit my site to find out h0w.

I see what you did there,

L.Ron.Hubbard said, then did, it best...'invent a religon'.

 

[Trivun]

stage 1 collect under pants
stage 2 ????
stage 3 profit

sorry if i got the quote wrong its been a while

South Park... funny stuff. And yes the quote is right.

Now can I have a cookie?

You can have plenty of cookies... for £3 each. They fell off the back of a lorry going from Dover to Dundee, the immigrants knocked them out when getting off the truck as they were passing Milton Keynes. Or so I heard... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OrSoIHeard]

 

[Nihlex]

stage 1 collect under pants
stage 2 ????
stage 3 profit

sorry if i got the quote wrong its been a while

South Park... funny stuff. And yes the quote is right.

Now can I have a cookie?

I guess I can be nice and give you some.