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[Deleted]

Charging people online for 'twilight official manga' and sending them Hellboy. I'm sure that will get me a few thousand.

This is a money-loss-through-litigation scheme.

Stephanie Meyer will sue the living daylights out of you.

If she can find me! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha *hide in mom's basement*

 

[SkullCap]

Step 1: Create a "book" (pamphlet) *wink wink* titled "How to become a Millionaire"
Step 2: Print out a 500,000 copies.
Step 3: Sell them for $2 a piece.
Step 4: Break out the bubbly your a millionaire!

Aw. Dang I didn't see yours sorry.

hahaha

It's no problem at all.

 

[ohgodalex]

Selling bags of oregano to junior high kids.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

I'll let you in on it for $250

Yeah this guy basically /thread'd right there.

 

[Hoppetussa]

 

[Aerodyamic]

Copyright a bunch of crap loosely related to video games and video media, and sue the shit out of people.

It's apparently working for Mr. 'Edge'.

 

[Left4Meds]

Tell people there's something in the air and create a fan that supposedly gets rid of it.

 

[Ciarang]

Back before the FDA, Coca-Cola was sold as a cure-all elixer, or something like that, and contained small doses of cocaine. Hence, "Coca".

Don't forget the kola nuts! Hence, cola.

 

[lacktheknack]

form a religion, tell ppl you need money for them to be saved, only work 1 day a week

Scientology, already done.

and so does christianity

BZZZZT, incorrect.

Christianity does not cost people money, and the church workers work five days a week like everyone else. Many smaller churches (like mine) are in debt, thus killing the "cash grab" idea.

If you feel that I'm thoroughly wrong, look past the one or two churches you know of.

ehh I come from tx, the land of the mega church, where they are made of gold (not really but Ill bet some of the idiots would)

Yeeeeah, uhh, Texas is the wrong place to get a good look at ANY religion. Try somewhere else.