Get your spoilers out!

[Icehearted]

I'm not really sure I get this, but what the heck, boredom's a killer.

Spoiler

Obama wins.

I know, right!

 

[Baby Eater]

king kong falls
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
Darth Vader WAS his father!
Snape kills Dumbledore!
It was Earth all along!
Jesus gets crucified

 

[BlueberryFalacy]

I'll try keep mine gamer nerdlike:

Sheik was a man
Vlad was always the bad guy
Alama is pregenant
Your father never really died (until the end)(if you can get that wihout hints your as sad as me)
It was the old witches brother (doubt anyone will get that without hints)

 

[Caligulove]

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

Spoiler

Robert Ford shoots Jesse James in the head

 

[Soxafloppin]

Spoiler

Roarshach dies in the end

But seriously who didnt know that.

Spoiler

Tyler is in his head

If you have never seen fightclub, dont open it.

 

[XJ-0461]

Spoiler: A lot in here.

Darth Vader was Luke's father.
Tyler Durden isn't real.
Mr. Orange was the rat.
Hans Gruber only wanted money.
Samus Aran is a girl.
Bridget is not.

 

[Deleted]

His mom was part of his multiple personality.

The aliens are the good guys.

Snape kills Aeris.

Ganon raped zelda in WW, so she became a pirate out of trauma.

Glados is still alive.

 

[BlueberryFalacy]

-snip-

Nice Norman reference

 

[whycantibelinus]

I don't get it.

 

[Vrex360]

Spoiler

the killings may well have been part of Patrick Bateman's deranged fantasy the whole time

 

[happysock]

MW2
Sheppard Fucks you over

Dragon Age Origins
If you romance with Morrigan she fucks you over

Harry Potter
Snape fucks over Dumbledore, who later gets fucked over by Voldemort

It is inevitable that everyone will get fucked over

 

[Ciarang]

Something went wrong with that qouting...

You forgot the [/quote] at the end.

OT: I haven't watched many of the classic movies either, so I only know that Snape kills Dumbledore and a few other recent things.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

Roman dies... Or he doesn't

 

[hudsonzero]

ok
ahem...
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
HARRY KILLS VOLDORMORT
GORGE KILLS LENNIE
and rosebud is the sled
that felt good

 

[Amnestic]

Ansem was actually a Heartless.

Yes and no. The 'Ansem' you meet in Kingdom Hearts 1 is a heartless, Xehanort's Heartless to be exact, the real Ansem (Ansem the Wise aka DiZ aka Mummy-man.) isn't a heartless at all. He's not even a nobody. He's just Christopher Lee.

Alyx's father dies at the end of Halflife 2: Episode 2.
Gordon Freeman shaves his facial hair at the start of Halflife 2: Episode 3.

 

[Queen Michael]

Spoiler: In Ten Little Niggers, AKA And then there were none

the judge is the killer.

 

[Adanos]

Spoiler

They killed Kenny!!!