Christmas is coming up. I've been thinking hard about what I want. I was originally looking at either a Japanese 3DS or a Playstation Vita so I can play one of those Japanese games with girls with bouncy boobs fighting each other [https://www.google.com/#hl=en&sugexp=les%3B&gs_nf=3&gs_rn=0&gs_ri=hp&tok=pAKJwZ7zDoHvCjX1lFz59g&cp=4&gs_id=1w&xhr=t&q=senran+kagura&pf=p&safe=off&tbo=d&output=search&sclient=psy-ab&oq=senr&gs_l=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&fp=eb0f131208200b95&bpcl=39468505&biw=1920&bih=908] that seem to offend you puritan escapists so much for some reason.
(Seriously, when did this happen? I can't help what I find attractive. I didn't choose this. But apparently my totally harmless sexual attraction for some reason makes me a gross sicko who's kind isn't welcome here. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/jimquisition/6361-Monster-Boobs-And-Plastic-Children] I'm a terrible, evil, sexist person simply because I find bouncy unrealistic boobs attractive. I thought we all agreed being tolerant and non-judgmental was the way to go. So what ever happened to that?)
Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right. So anyway, I WAS going to ask for one of those for Christmas, but then I got to thinking, "Gosh, I really like rock, don't I? I wish I could play electric guitar!" I love stuff like this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ckht1URgHU], this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyNWkEhyRrs], this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H33YymqXbM], this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr8-E8may2Y], and yes, even this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWY-9MCqaLQ]. (Don't judge!) And recently, I got back into Puffy AmiYumi [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S66NT2XBFk]. (Don't judge!) So honestly, I'd really like to be able to play stuff like this on electric guitar at home. I'm tired of rocking out to an air guitar. I want the real thing.
But I don't know the first thing about electric guitars. Are there different types that sound different? Would I need a different one to play Green Day than I would to play Guns N' Roses? I'm 21. Am I too old to learn how to play an electric guitar this far in my life, or can even someone at my age get good? What's the difference between those electric guitars that are shaped like guitars, and the ones that are shaped like whacky triangles? What kind of price range am I looking at? I really have no clue at all. So I'm looking for advice. If I want to embrace the electric guitar, how do I do it?
(Seriously, when did this happen? I can't help what I find attractive. I didn't choose this. But apparently my totally harmless sexual attraction for some reason makes me a gross sicko who's kind isn't welcome here. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/jimquisition/6361-Monster-Boobs-And-Plastic-Children] I'm a terrible, evil, sexist person simply because I find bouncy unrealistic boobs attractive. I thought we all agreed being tolerant and non-judgmental was the way to go. So what ever happened to that?)
Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right. So anyway, I WAS going to ask for one of those for Christmas, but then I got to thinking, "Gosh, I really like rock, don't I? I wish I could play electric guitar!" I love stuff like this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ckht1URgHU], this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyNWkEhyRrs], this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H33YymqXbM], this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr8-E8may2Y], and yes, even this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWY-9MCqaLQ]. (Don't judge!) And recently, I got back into Puffy AmiYumi [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S66NT2XBFk]. (Don't judge!) So honestly, I'd really like to be able to play stuff like this on electric guitar at home. I'm tired of rocking out to an air guitar. I want the real thing.
But I don't know the first thing about electric guitars. Are there different types that sound different? Would I need a different one to play Green Day than I would to play Guns N' Roses? I'm 21. Am I too old to learn how to play an electric guitar this far in my life, or can even someone at my age get good? What's the difference between those electric guitars that are shaped like guitars, and the ones that are shaped like whacky triangles? What kind of price range am I looking at? I really have no clue at all. So I'm looking for advice. If I want to embrace the electric guitar, how do I do it?