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[Dangit2019]

And, for a good measure, my reply.

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EternalNothangness, muthafucka! Yo Crazy-Ass back, muthafucka! Our thugged-out asses just oh so missed yo' insight.

EternalNothangness:
Yo ass wanna know why, biatch? Well:

-Mediocre two-part special wit a cold-ass lil crappy villain.

I agree yo, but I be thinkin our crazy-ass asses can all just ignore dat fo' now, nahmeean?

-A bullyin PSA.

I be pretty shizzle Griffon tha Brush Off did dis up in season 1.

-No Raritizzle episode.

This be a minor complaint. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch still gets tha usual amount of screen time.

-Not enough emphasis on thang like up in Seasons One n' Two.

Did yo dirty ass watch tha freshly smoked up episode?

-Da possibilitizzle dat Twilight will become a alicorn bizzatch.

Did yo dirty ass just criticize tha sheezy fo' somethang dat may and may not happen within it?

Da writaz of tha sheezy mo' betta git they acts together fo' Season Four. They know they gots a gangbangin' fanbase up in tha form of our asses bronies n' pegasisters. If any time tha sheezy is startin ta suck like muthafuckin right now, they should be listenin ta us--their fanbase--so dat they could fix any mistakes they've done cooked up up in Season Three so far.

Yo ass know, dis is one of em moments where itz phat ta point up dat we're still rappin' bout essentially a sheezy fo' lil' hoes dat our crazy-ass asses just happen ta like. They shouldn't be bustin tha sheezy fo' bronies. They didn't ask fo' us. Our thugged-out asses just flossed up, gave some support, n' then acted like our crazy-ass asses suddenly was da most thugged-out blingin crew eva.

Da reason why most other shows jump tha shark is simply cuz tha writas never dig they crews. Our Asses hustlas may not own tha muthafuckin rights ta em shows yo, but all up in tha same stupid-ass time our crazy-ass asses have as much say as ta what tha fuck should go up in em as tha writas themselves. This was why BioWare compensated fo' Mass Effect 3z terrible endin wit tha Extended Cut, n' it was also why MLP: FiM erected tha bazillions of mistakes done cooked up wit previous generations, most especially G3 n' G3.5. If tha writas have no idea what tha fuck ta do wit MLP, they should turn ta crew feedback, just as BioWare did regardin Mass Effect 3z ending.

I could argue dat Bioware not standin by they wack decision flossed a funky-ass bit of a lack of artistic integritizzle on they part yo, but thatz another matter. Look, tha reason dat most shows jump tha shark aint cuz they didn't dig they fans, itz cuz they aint gots any hustlas ta dig, n' they desperately grab fo' ratins like a thugged-out drownin playa gaspin fo' air.

It aint nuthin but not too late ta turn ta tha crew fo' help n' feedback. But, if they don't dig our asses bronies, our crazy-ass asses might as well move on ta somethang better, n' they'll lose a shitload of scrilla n' ratins fo' it up in tha process, which can be harmful ta them!

Da crew already gives enough feedback. I just came back from a thread givin negatizzle feedback. I be thinkin you seem ta be trippin on how tha fuck thangs line up: tha main crew be a funky-ass bunch of lil hoes watchin tha sheezy on Saturdizzle mornin while smokin Cheerios up in they pajamas, not us. Da main crew be a stressed up parent whoz ass needz they kid ta shut tha fuck up n' watch TV fo' a gangbangin' few minutes, not us. Da main crew, blinginly, is just not us.

Where our crazy-ass asses fit up in dis is bein a pleasant afterthought dat supports tha talent at play while encouragin others ta watch tha sheezy as well. But fuck dat shizzle yo, tha word on tha street is dat when our crazy-ass asses act like our crazy-ass asses own at least part of tha sheezy just cuz we're adolescent-grown pimps watchin a hoes sheezy bout technicolor ponies, well, itz straight-up just a silly notion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I don't approve of a shitload of tha thangs dat Steven Moffatz done wit Doctor Dre yo, but I be not goin ta act like tha playa has ruined what tha fuck is ostensibly MINE. I be just goin ta say "hope he gets mo' betta at it" n' continue watchin tha sheezy cuz I still find joy up in dat shit. If I quit findin joy up in it, I be bout ta just quit watching. I won't biiiatch bout continuity, I won't throw rocks at Moffat cuz of all tha deal holes, I be bout ta just quit watchin cuz all it is be a sheezy fo' realz. A phat show; one thatz impacted mah crazy ass up in a positizzle way, shizzle yo, but up in tha end, itz just a show. This thankin carries itself over ta Mlp fo' mah crazy ass as well.

And by tha way, I be shizzle tha writas is quakin up in fear all up in tha thought of all tha grown pimps leavin tha show. Oh lawd, whoz goin ta watch tha sheezy bout magical ponies if tha grown men/dem hoes quit watchin it, biatch? Oh, yeah, right, tha ACTUAL TARGET AUDIENCE THAT THIS IS STILL POPULAR WITH. YOU KNOW. LITTLE GIRLS.

 

[William Dickbringer]

Oh my god this copy pasta is gold now
What tha fuck did you just fuckin say bout me, you lil biiiatch, biatch? I'll have you know I graduated top of mah class up in tha Navy Seals, n' I've been involved up in a shitload of secret raidz on Al-Quaeda, n' I have over 300 confirmed kills. I be trained up in gorilla warfare n' I'm tha top sniper up in tha entire US armed forces. Yo ass is not a god damn thang ta mah crazy ass but just another target. I will wipe you tha fuck up wit precision tha likez of which has never been peeped before on dis Earth, mark mah fuckin lyrics. Yo ass be thinkin you can git away wit sayin dat shizzle ta mah crazy ass over tha Internizzle, biatch? Think again, fucker fo' realz. As our crazy-ass asses drop a rhyme I be contactin mah secret network of spies across tha USA n' yo' IP is bein traced muthafuckin right now so you mo' betta prepare fo' tha storm, maggot. Da storm dat wipes up tha pathetic lil muthafuckin thang you call yo' life. You're fuckin dead, kid. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I can be anywhere, anytime, n' I can bust a cap up in you up in over seven hundred ways, n' that's just wit mah bare hands. Not only be I extensively trained up in unarmed combat yo, but I have access ta tha entire arsenal of tha United Hoodz Marine Corps n' I will bust it ta its full extent ta wipe yo' miserable ass off tha grill of tha continent, you lil shit. If only you could have known what tha fuck unholy retribution yo' lil "def" comment was bout ta brang down upon you, maybe you would have held yo' fuckin tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, n' now you're payin tha price, you goddamn idiot. I will shizzle fury all over you n' yo big-ass booty is ghon drown up in dat shit. You're fuckin dead, kiddo.

 

[Bigbomb94]

Spoiler: From IGN

Our thugged-out asses dreamed a thugged-out trip of a Anne Hathaway Catbiatch porno. It probably won't happen yo, but dat don't mean our crazy-ass asses can't be thinkin about.

 

[likalaruku]

Da Lord of tha Rings: Da Fellowshizzle of tha Rin (2001)

Spoiler

Da Lord of tha Rings be a epic high fantasy novel freestyled by English philologist n' Universitizzle of Oxford professor J. R. R. Tolkien. Da rap fuckin started as a sequel ta Tolkienz 1937 childrenz fantasy novel Da Hobbit yo, but eventually pimped tha fuck into a much larger work. It was freestyled up in stages between 1937 n' 1949, much of it durin Ghetto Battle Pt II.[1] It be tha second best-pimpin novel eva written, wit over 150 mazillion copies sold.[2]

Da title of tha novel refers ta tha storyz main antagonist, tha Dark Lord Sauron,[note 1] whoz ass had up in a earlier age created tha One Ring ta rule tha other Ringz of Juice as tha illest weapon up in his campaign ta conquer n' rule all of Middle-earth. From on tha down-low beginnings up in tha Shire, a Hobbit land not unlike tha English ghettoside, tha rap ranges across north-west Middle-earth, followin tha course of tha Battle of tha Ring all up in tha eyez of its characters, notably tha hobbits Frodo Baggins, Samwise "Sam" Gamgee, Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck n' Peregrin "Pippin" Took yo, but also tha hobbits' chizzle allies n' pimpin' companions: Aragorn, a Human Ranger; Boromir, a playa from Gondor; Gimli, a Dwarf warrior; Legolas, a Elven prince; n' Gandalf, a Wizard.

Da work was initially intended by Tolkien ta be one volume of a two-volume set, wit tha other bein Da Silmarazillion yo, but dis idea was dismissed by his thugged-out lil' publisher.[4][5] It was decided fo' economic reasons ta publish Da Lord of tha Rings as three volumes over tha course of a year from 21 July 1954 ta October 1955, thus bustin tha now familiar Lord of tha Rings trilogy.[4][6] Da three volumes was entitled Da Fellowshizzle of tha Ring, Da Two Towers, n' Da Return of tha Mack. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Structurally, tha novel is divided internally tha fuck into six books, two per volume, wit nuff muthafuckin appendicez of background material included all up in tha end of tha third volume. Da Lord of tha Rings has since been reprinted a shitload of times n' translated tha fuck into nuff languages.

Tolkienz work has been tha subject of extensive analysiz of its themes n' origins fo' realz. Although a major work up in itself, tha rap was only tha last movement of a larger epic Tolkien had hit dat shizzle on since 1917, up in a process he busted lyrics bout as mythopoeia.[7][not up in citation given (See rap.)] Influences on dis earlier work, n' on tha rap of Da Lord of tha Rings, include philologizzle, mythologizzle, religion n' tha authorz distaste fo' tha effectz of industrialization, as well as earlier fantasy works n' Tolkienz experiences up in Ghetto Battle I.[1] Da Lord of tha Rings up in its turn is considered ta have had a pimped out effect on modern fantasy; tha impact of Tolkienz works is such dat tha bust of tha lyrics "Tolkienian" n' "Tolkienesque" has been recorded up in tha Oxford English Doggtionary.[8]

Da endurin popularitizzle of Da Lord of tha Rings has led ta a shitload of references up in ghettofab culture, tha foundin of nuff societizzles by fanz of Tolkienz works,[9] n' tha publication of nuff books bout Tolkien n' his works. Da Lord of tha Rings has inspired, n' continues ta inspire, artwork, beatz, films n' televizzle, vizzle game, n' subsequent literature fo' realz. Award-ballin adaptationz of Da Lord of tha Rings done been done cooked up fo' radio, theatre, n' film.[10]

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\Little Bunny Foo Foo. (You can't NOT laugh)

Spoiler

Little Bunny Foo Foo be a cold-ass lil childrenz poem, involvin a rabbit dissin a population of field mice. Da rabbit is scolded n' eventually punished by a fairy. Like nuff traditionizzle folk joints, there is multiple versions wit differin variations. It be also known under tha alternatizzle name Little Rabbit Foo Foo; "Foo Foo" is sometimes spelled as "Fu Fu". Da poem is sung ta tha tune of Down By Da Station.

Da rhyme is probably sung by a olda thug ta a lil'er child, rockin a repetitizzle tune dat reinforces tha meter, accompanied by hand gestures. In dis mode of transmission, it aint nuthin but a gangbangin' form of tickle play dat teaches n' reinforces motor game, often passed as childlore.

One of tha mo' ghettofab versionz of tha cold lil' woo wop be as bigs up:

Little bunny Foo Foo
Went hoppin all up in tha forest
Scoopin up tha field mice
And bopping em on tha head
Down came tha Dope Fairy, n' she holla'd
"Little bunny Foo Foo
I don't wanna ta peep you
Scoopin up tha field mice
And bopping em on tha head."
I be bout ta give you 3 chizzles,
And if you don't behave, I will turn you tha fuck into a goon!"

And tha next day...
Little bunny Foo Foo
Went hoppin all up in tha forest
Scoopin up tha field mice
And bopping em on tha head
Down came tha Dope Fairy, n' she holla'd
"Little bunny Foo Foo
I don't wanna ta peep you
Scoopin up tha field mice
And bopping em on tha head."
I be bout ta give you 2 mo' chizzles,
And if you don't behave, I will turn you tha fuck into a goon!"

And tha next day...
Little bunny Foo Foo
Went hoppin all up in tha forest
Scoopin up tha field mice
And bopping em on tha head
Down came tha Dope Fairy, n' she holla'd
"Little bunny Foo Foo
I don't wanna ta peep you
Scoopin up tha field mice
And bopping em on tha head."
I be bout ta give you 1 mo' chizzle,
And if you don't behave, I will turn you tha fuck into a goon!"

And tha next day...
Little bunny Foo Foo
Went hoppin all up in tha forest
Scoopin up tha field mice
And bopping em on tha head
Down came tha Dope Fairy, n' she holla'd
"Little bunny Foo Foo
I don't wanna ta peep you
Scoopin up tha field mice
And bopping em on tha head."

I gave you three chizzlez n' you didn't behave to.... POOF. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch turned his ass tha fuck into a Goon.

Da moral of dis rap is: Hare Today...Goon Tomorrow!

Funny on stuff you love or hate, but pick something that is either geek chique or the frilly opposite of badass & you'll get the funniest results.

 

[neonsword13-ops]

Persona 4: Golden Review as told by IGN.

"Four muthafuckin years ago, IGN deemed Persona 4 'amazing' on tha PlayStation 2. Today, I?m sayin tha same stupid-ass muthafuckin thang bout Persona 4 Golden on tha PlayStation Vita. With its slick HD visuals, peppy voice hustlas n' engagin story, tha Japanese role-playin game standz among tha dopest titlez on Sony's handheld yo, but when you toss up in how tha fuck deep tha gameplay be n' how tha fuck much there is ta do, Persona 4 Golden becomes tha shiznit of legend."

My sides.

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

I. Love. You.
This ha made my entire fucking year!

 

[likalaruku]

List of vizzle game notable fo' negatizzle reception:

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[BarbaricGoose]

Dis b ballin', yo.

(Sorry. The only linked that could be Gizoogled was the Fox News one. Ugh.)

http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews.com%2Fsports%2F2013%2F01%2F25%2Fravens-linebacker-to-tackle-marriage-equality-on-football-biggest-stage%2F&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

For Baltimore Ravens linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo n' his quest ta promote gay marriage, there?s no bigger stage than Supa Bowl XLVII.

Hours afta Ayanbadejoz crew beat tha New England Patriots on Sunday, pavin they way ta football?s freshest game, tha three-time Pro Bowl special crews playa freestyled a email ta gay marriage proponents askin how tha fuck he could bust his cold-ass time up in tha limelight support tha cause.

?Is there anythang I can do fo' marriage equalitizzle and anti-bullyin over tha next couple weeks ta harnizz dis Supa Bowl media?? Ayanbadejo, 36, freestyled ta Brian Ellner n' Michael Skolnik, whoz ass works closely wit activist n' bidnizzman Russell Simmons on polistical issues.

Ayanbadejo, whoz ass did not return lyrics seekin comment on Friday, later busted some lyrics ta New York Times columnist Frank Bruni dat tha email was his ?Jeremy Maguire? moment, referrin ta tha 1996 hit film up in which Tomothy Cruise penned a mission statement ta colleagues dat would later git his ass fired fo' his brutal honesty.

Spoiler: Rest of the story

?It?s one of em times when you?re straight-up horny n' up in yo' unit,? Ayanbadejo busted some lyrics ta Bruni. ?And I gots ta thankin bout all kindz of thangs, n' I thought: how tha fuck can our crazy-ass asses git our message up there??

Ayanbadejo?s support fo' gay rights, accordin ta Bruni?s report, stems from a cold-ass lil childhood up in which he was exposed ta diverse lifestylez fo' realz. Ayanbadejo?s stepfather at one point was tha resident director of a LGBT dormitory all up in tha Universitizzle of California at Gangsta Cruz, n' Ayanbadejo n' his bangin relatives also lived there.

?I was raised around gay gangstas up in a straight-up liberal society,? Ayanbadejo busted some lyrics ta Bruni up in September. ?Discrimination was never allowed.?

Guess what, muthafucka! Skolnik busted some lyrics ta FoxShit.com it was ?no surprise? ta receive Ayanbadejo?s email.

?Dude has been a advocate fo' dis issue fo' muthafuckin years now, so it was no surprise ta peep his ass bust tha platform he has now ta continue advocatin fo' equality,? Skolnik holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! ?I know Brendon like a funky-ass brutha n' it was straight-up typical of his ass ta not be thankin bout his dirty ass afta ballin tha AFC Championship. That?s tha type of thug he is.?

Guess what, muthafucka! Skolnik, whoz ass attended UCLA wit Ayanbadejo, holla'd tha Raven is ghon be pressin tha issue before - n' possibly afta - tha Feb. 3 showdown wit tha San Francisco 49ers.

?A lot of pimps when they win tha Supa Bowl wanna go ta Deez'nutsland," holla'd Skolnik. "Brendon wants ta go ta statehouse ta statehouse up in support of marriage equality.?

Patrick Gleason, Ravens media relations manager, holla'd up in a statement ta FoxShit.com dat Ayanbadejo "is permitted ta express his viewpoints, n' tha Ravens have always supported his bangin muthafuckin right ta free rap."

Ayanbadejo n' Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe, Bruni noted, is tha only two Nationizzle Footbizzle League playas whose hood statements up in support of same-sex marriage generated headlines durin tha 2012 regular season. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Those statements prompted some other NFL playas whoz ass back tha traditionizzle definizzle of marriage, includin Ayanbadejoz own crewmate Matt Birk ta voice they opposin opinions.

In a editorial penned fo' tha Minneapolis Star-Tribune, Birk, a a Harvard-educated Catholic n' tha hooked up daddy of six children, holla'd "we all have gang thugz n' playaz whom our crazy-ass asses ludd whoz ass have same-sex attraction." But he holla'd he believes a marriage can only be between a playa n' a biatch.

"I be thinkin it is blingin ta set tha record straight bout what tha fuck tha marriage rap battle be n' aint about, n' ta clarify dat not all NFL playas be thinkin redefinin marriage be a phat thang," freestyled Birk, a six-time Pr Bowl center.

But Ayanbadejo remains determined ta make da most thugged-out of dis moment yo. Dude holla'd he hopes ta follow up a Supa Bowl victory wit a hommie appearizzle on Ellen DeGeneres? rap show.

?That?s mah illest goal afta tha Supa Bowl,? Ayanbadejo busted some lyrics ta Bruni. ?To go on Ellen?s show, ta be ridin' dirty wit her, ta bust a move wit her muthafuckin ass.?

 

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Whoever created this, as well as the OP who put this so I could see it, you made my week. I love you.