Give a Dramatic Portrayal of a Retro Videogame

[interspark]

pick your favourite atari classic, or any game really as long as it doesn't have a storyline/has a really crap one, and give a dramatic monolouge from the main character,

i was the last hope for Planet Earth, the invasion was almost upon us and my shields didn't have long left, i kept killing them off but they kept coming back, getting lower and faster LOWER AND FASTER I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!

 

[signingupforgames]

Obligatory Mario/Donkey Kong:

I couldn't run anymore. It was constant, an endless stream of wooden death. Barrels the size of a man kept rolling on and on and on. I gripped the broken ladder, with every ounce of stregth i had...and then, i fell. Leaping over each barrel, narrowly avoiding death from each barrel, i made my way forward. The next ladder, the stream of barrels, the endless stream of barrels. I couldn't this, not anymore. But Paulina, I could hear her. She was so close. I jumped onto the landing and ran again. I reached the next landing, the next stream of barrels. I leaped. The final ladder, i could see it, i knew what to do. I leaped, one glourious final time. And then, no. NO! THAT BLASTED APE! NO! He took her from me. Again. Not again. No, for her...I would do this. Just one more try, one more time. For her. And i followed them up the ladder, knowing eventually, i must save her.

By the way, doesn't this count as fan fiction?

 

[interspark]

By the way, doesn't this count as fan fiction?

hmm i suppose it does, just not one that anyone would want to read

 

[Moontouched-Moogle]

I was alone. Only myself and my ship in the vastness of space. I was the only one. The only person who could pull it off. The only one who could get the job done.

The only one who could shoot all these asteroids.

 

[Shiftygiant]

What about Space Invaders?

Space invaders invaded Canada, and it's up to a single tank to fend off the attack. You could have Michael Bay direct it!

 

[theheroofaction]

Out there amongst the stars was our lone hero. thousands of invading ships were ahead, he had one mission, save the universe from this unrelenting menace.

That was Galaga by the way.

 

[badgersprite]

The American dream was on the verge of it's end. The nation was in chaos. Our freedom was teetering on a precipice over a chasm of despair. An outbreak of war across the world seemed imminent, as congressmen called for retaliation on this heinous terrorist act. This was where I came in: to restore order to a chaotic world and bring an end to the crisis before the fires of World War 3 could consume all I held dear. The President had been kidnapped by ninjas, and only I was a bad enough dude to rescue him.