give a present to the above avatar

Dead Seerius · Mar 8, 2013

A ticket to Olympus Has Fallen.

Porygon-2000 · Mar 8, 2013

A vat of chemicals!
*push*

Dr.Susse · Mar 8, 2013

Thank you genetic mutations are my favourite way to spend a weekend.

I give you an empty can of beans.

thesilentman · Mar 8, 2013

Want a music player? Good for dancing to.

Jolly Co-operator · Mar 23, 2013

I give you a box of colored pencils, so you can be colored in something other than shades of black, grey, and white.

Fijiman · Mar 24, 2013

A potato.

Troublesome Lagomorph · Mar 24, 2013

A metallic helmet.

thesilentman · Mar 26, 2013

A magic wand. Go cause mischief!

Fijiman · Mar 26, 2013

A slightly bigger potato.

StormShaun · Mar 27, 2013

I give you an actual face, so that everyone can see you in all of your glory!

Troublesome Lagomorph · Mar 27, 2013

A way to not be pulled by an offscreen arm.

Fijiman · Mar 27, 2013

A dress made out of pancakes.

Troublesome Lagomorph · Mar 27, 2013

A mask made of rotting flesh.

thesilentman · Mar 27, 2013

Food.

Troublesome Lagomorph · Mar 28, 2013

A keyboard that never lets you have typos.

Fijiman · Mar 28, 2013

Cheese from the moon.

thesilentman · Mar 28, 2013

The Monolith from 2001.

Fijiman · Mar 31, 2013

A used bike.

thesilentman · Apr 1, 2013

Stephen King's IT.

Fijiman · Apr 2, 2013

A very big, very heavy, blank book.