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[UltraDeth]

A pair of briefs with loose elastic

 

[NerfedFalcon]

A KJV Bible.

 

[UltraDeth]

A stuffed monkey

 

[Fijiman]

Land mines! Don't worry, I went ahead and took the liberty of burrying them everywhere in your lawn.

Captcha: "ploijoo" What the fuck is that even suposed to mean?

 

[Terratina.]

A concrete donkey.

 

[UltraDeth]

Al Pacino's wallet

 

[Able Seacat]

Charlie Chaplin's hat

 

[UltraDeth]

A luminous Mankini

 

[Teoes]

A life-size replica French bulldog.

 

[UltraDeth]

An all-ladies perfume testing team

 

[Fijiman]

A 3-D puzzle.

 

[Headsprouter]

A shave.

 

[UltraDeth]

The front bumper of an E-type

 

[Headsprouter]

A coupon for cardboard boxes.

 

[Fijiman]

A quarter.

 

[Headsprouter]

A wet noodle.

 

[Euryalus]

The gift of obediance!

Like Ella Enchanted? What could go wrong? She turned out alright right?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

The Singing Atgeir of Gunnar Hámundarson

 

[Headsprouter]

HMO3.

 

[UltraDeth]

A date with a Brazilian gentleman