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[Barbas]

A clarinet for the polka meeting.

 

[UltraDeth]

12 Travellers checks
11 Credit cards
10 Luncheon vouchers
9 Bags of Bank
8 Bars of bullion
7 Interest free loans
6 Interest free mortgages
5 Wads of cash
4 Royal mints
3 Pay-checks
2 Hundred weight of bills
And a little bit of spare change

 

[Fijiman]

A better song.

 

[Barbas]

A magic carpet ride.

 

[UltraDeth]

A haircut

 

[Barbas]

Moon Boots.

 

[Headsprouter]

A keyboard.

 

[Barbas]

One of those little wooden birds that does the see-saw thing.

 

[UltraDeth]

A jacket potato with beans and fried pork

 

[Barbas]

A bottomless paper bag of chips.

 

[Fijiman]

One of those extremely embarrassing little doggy sweaters.

 

[Headsprouter]

Psyduck.

 

[Fijiman]

A pipe organ. Just don't ask where or how I got it. Just know that there's probably a priest who is very pissed right about now.

 

[Neuromancer]

Molotov Cocktails.

 

[UltraDeth]

A massive shoulder gun

 

[Barbas]

A hedgehog farm.

 

[Neuromancer]

A bone.

 

[Barbas]

A snow globe containing a model of the Acropolis at Lindos.

 

[UltraDeth]

Enough grapes to last forever