give a present to the above avatar

[Neuromancer]

A Roman marble copy of himself.

 

[UltraDeth]

Funding for your silly walk

 

[Barbas]

A shoulder-mounted piss cannon.

 

[UltraDeth]

An upgrade point that conspicuously looks like a bottle of ketchup

 

[Barbas]

Seven ducks a-waddling.

 

[UltraDeth]

A can of Saints Flow

 

[Barbas]

A quality Jakobs sniper rifle.

 

[Barbas]

A pail of pink golf balls.

 

[UltraDeth]

The latest Hyperion SMG

 

[Barbas]

The face of Handsome Jack.

 

[UltraDeth]

A good edition of a cancelled game

 

[Barbas]

Replacement boards for the floor.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

A lovingly rendered collage of all the photos I took while I was stalking them.

 

[Barbas]

A tray of watercolours and canvases with which to begin a new and less ominous hobby.

 

[UltraDeth]

Nail clippers

 

[Drummodino]

Hedge trimmer.

 

[Barbas]

A big floppy rain hat. Yellow, because yellow goes well with pink.

 

[UltraDeth]

A massive Jawbreaker

 

[Barbas]

A pair of infra-red binoculars.

 

[UltraDeth]

A jar of green stuff