give a present to the above avatar

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Half of a broken 3d tv.

 

[Nouw]

The Nextbox with Projector to boot.

 

[Fijiman]

A brand new egg chair.

 

[scorptatious]

A broken condom.

 

[Nouw]

A man-eating condom.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A black hole.

 

[Fijiman]

A wheel of cheese.

 

[scorptatious]

A pet mouse.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A dead mouse.

 

[StormShaun]

A fully enslaved deadmau5.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Daft Punk plushes... with no heads.

 

[StormShaun]

A punk that is daft.
... which is fully enslaved.

 

[staika]

A slave, with no head

 

[StormShaun]

How do you fully enslave that!?

The same slave except he is now ... a zombie!

 

[staika]

a zombie slave, wearing a sombrero.

 

[Nouw]

A walking slave, wearing a tophat.

 

[StormShaun]

A tophat wearing cat.

 

[staika]

A walking tophat, with a monocle

 

[StormShaun]

I give you a pocketwatch.
Too bad it will enlist you as State Alchemist. (Full Metal Alchemist reference)

 

[Nouw]

I give you a pocketful of dreams.