give a present to the above avatar

[Barbas]

Anti-glare shades, because Zigzagoons can look up.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

My left arm

 

[Barbas]

An original Vault-Tec snow globe.

 

[UltraDeth]

An Autographed copy of Clive Barker's Jericho

 

[Barbas]

An Omega-13 device.

 

[Fijiman]

The dildo bat Morsomk gave me.

 

[UltraDeth]

A script of the dark and violent Mr Bean special

 

[Barbas]

Enormous oven mitts.

 

[Fijiman]

Seven potatoes and some string.

 

[UltraDeth]

A worthy opponent (with way too much health)

 

[Fijiman]

His mother.

 

[UltraDeth]

More freaking in-laws

 

[Teoes]

A baby.

 

[UltraDeth]

*Zoom in on horrified face* To be continued

OT: A once in a lifetime chance to be strapped to a table while an Italian gentleman oils you up and talks about your education

 

[UltraDeth]

Every piece of Red Dwarf merchandise

 

[Barbas]

A Calabash pipe for his historical plays.

 

[Fijiman]

This rubber bouncy ball I just found.

 

[UltraDeth]

2 large Pizzas