Give a Silent Protagonist a Voice

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The idea that lead to this thread was a conversation I had with a friend. We were talking about Link from Legend of Zelda, and what he would actually say if he could talk.

Well, let's branch out from that idea a little bit. Fellow Escapists, if you could give a silent protagonist a voice, what do you think they would say?

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Mario: "Again? F this."

 

[Shaegor]

In before Morgan Freeman for Gordon Freeman.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Gannondorf: Now with Zelda in my clutches I can lure Link to get all three pieces of the Triforce together!
Link: Dude... you can keep her. I've got at least 3 other women who like me, and are willing to actually do something.
Zelda: Link! What the hell?!
Link: Aren't you supposed to have the power of the gods like Gannon? Save yourself for once! Screw you guys, I've got sidequests to do!

 

[manythings]

Are there that many silent protagonists now? I can't think of any in that past five years (new ones).

 

[Stone Wera]

Gordan Freeman, voiced by John Travolta (but extremely exaggerated).

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

Spoiler: Gordon Freeman for sure.

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

Marine guy from Doom: "I'll rip of your head and sh*t twice down your neck!"

- yeah, he would be twice as cool as Duke Nukem :O

 

[Daaaah Whoosh]

The Rookie: So, you guys just forgot about me, then? Didn't even think to leave a message? I've been all over the city looking for you.

 

[Beryl77]

This

 

[Shock and Awe]

Gordan Freeman would make Science jokes as he killed people in the voice of another Mr Freeman....

Spoiler: How he will talk to the resistance leaders

 

[emdotceedot]

Point Man: HOLY SHIIIIIIT!!! WTF WAS THAT!?!?!?!!?
Or
Isaac (Dead Space): God, this suit is hot! And why couldn't those marine douchebags drop a gun or something? And - OMG WTF IS THAT!?!?!?

Going from the Freeman's Mind school of silent protagonists.

 

[Blue Musician]

The man who did the voice for Duke Nukem to the Doom Marine Guy.

 

[Dango]

I want Gordon Freeman to have this voice and attitude:

That would make his relationship with Alyx soooo much more interesting. At the same time I feel terrible for that.

 

[Captain Epic]

Jack (Bioshock)
"Oh god what the hell am I gonna do, oh hey a random needle that's most likely dirty. What's the worst that could happen.....OMG WTF is happening to my arm!!!"

 

[BlumiereBleck]

I always pictured James(The Rookie from Halo((His actual name)) with a voice of Ben Carmine.

 

[Vrex360]

Issac Clarke:

"I am just an engineer lady, I do not have a degree in giant space slime monster battling!"

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

I want Gordon Freeman to have this voice and attitude:

That would make his relationship with Alyx soooo much more interesting. At the same time I feel terrible for that.

If Valve did that, I think Half-Life would become my favorite series of all time.

 

[Lullabye]

Spoiler: Link