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BiscuitTrouser

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05rutterb said:
1)I go to air cadets and will be flying planes and shooting
2)I know a band that have been in kerrang and metal hammer very well (no made sense)
3)I'm good at drums
4)I play xbox 360...and Saints Row 2 cause i'm gangsta. And like spraying poo on people.
5)I can make an awesome noise with my cheeks that not one person ive met can make. And i have asked many MANY people to try. Its awesome if you see it ok. :p
6)I like metal, but true metal like Pantera, not screamo. Apart from Lamb of God and Kreator.
7)I cycle pretty much everywhere
8)I got in to every top set in school without even trying (apart from maths, im in the one below top and theres 8)
9)My names Ben
10)I'm sexy
knowing you in real life i will review this.
1. True-it applies to me in the past tense- woot 5 hours flying time
2.Il take your word for it
3.You play drums?!
4.Truenessness
5. Its true i cant do it
6.yay
7.true, christ i hate your bike
8. HEHEHE i got maths down sucka :D
9.Chris beats ben
10. Really? Subject to opinion "cough"

heres mine
1. I used truenessness in a scentence
2. I can fly planes -shoop de woop
3. Im trained in 2 rifles and have rudimentry training on a third- i could kill zombies with it
4. I know how it feels to be in space (i experienced 0 g for a short spce of time)
6. I can miss the number five and no one notices
6.5. Im top set for everything "yay"
7. I aim to become an RAF fighter pilot.
8. Ask rutter this one, i do a tactical observation of everywhere i am and point out strong holds to defend in the case of urban warfare should our country be invaded..or in a zombie invasion.
9. i can do this weird foot shuffle thing that no one else can master, woot cooridination.
10.something people dont know about me but im not a bad cook.
 

Ultracake

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1. I AM A LIVING CAKE!
2. I have an arch nemisis, Ultrapie
3. Join my cakey legions and together we will subujate the world!
4. I am a complete sociopath
5. PIES FOR THE CAKE GOD!
6. CHOCOLATE FOR THE COOKIE THRONE!
7. I am attempting to bio-engineer a plant that produces cake instead of fruit. I have written about 64% of the genome so far
8. I regularly vomit pure moulten gold. Making me the richest man in existance BOOYAH! (cake for reference)
9. I can make mods for oblivion....
10. (Soviet russia joke about cakes eating people)

EHeh..EhehehehHEHeheh..
 

Squeaksx

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Ultracake said:
1. I AM A LIVING CAKE!
2. I have an arch nemisis, Ultrapie
3. Join my cakey legions and together we will subujate the world!
4. I am a complete sociopath
5. PIES FOR THE CAKE GOD!
6. CHOCOLATE FOR THE COOKIE THRONE!
7. I am attempting to bio-engineer a plant that produces cake instead of fruit. I have written about 64% of the genome so far
8. I regularly vomit pure moulten gold. Making me the richest man in existance BOOYAH! (cake for reference)
9. I can make mods for oblivion....
10. (Soviet russia joke about cakes eating people)

EHeh..EhehehehHEHeheh..
...All hail overlord of Pie!