Give the user above you a humorous execution

[Xpwn3ntial]

Give him to the Shrike, after I get my wish granted.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd use a lance made of chocolate. Sweet but deadly!

 

[TheDoctor455]

I convince the head of Team Rocket that he needs to stop using Pokemon and substandard Pokemon trainers to take over the world, and instead, he should just use North Korea's plan.

 

[xmbts]

Throw him into a bottomless chasm.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Throw her into a bottomless chasm.

"Her"? I think you just got ninja'd.

OT:
I travel back in time and kill the Gorillaz before they come up with that character.

 

[xmbts]

I did by quite a bit, I kind of fell asleep at my keyboard again.


And if time travel is an option I assassinate that idiot who made you immortal, that oughta fix it.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... actually I think there were a lot of people involved in that... and sadly, neither of our attempts would really work, because as was discussed in Farscape, events have a way of restructuring themselves into familiar patterns.

Anyway...
I tie all of those wires into a ball around you while you sleep. Then, I roll you to the highest hill in San Francisco (the city of 31 hills), and let you roll out to see, like a creepier Katamari.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I beat him to death with a laptop that has the screen displaying this thread.

 

[TheDoctor455]

And I just come back to life.

And now...
I mind-fuck you to the point that you absolutely HATE Pokemon, and are ashamed that you ever did. Thus putting your online identity in question.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Give him to a sandworm.

 

[mParadox]

Convert the body into a tree, cut it down, turn it to pulp and make paper.

and then print Playboy on it.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Time to bring out the big guns!

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Holy Hand Grenade.

Come on now, that wasn't even a challenge!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Not even Zapdos can withstand the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

 

[xmbts]

She would get book-punched.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

I'll beat the crap out of a cucco until it was one hit away from calling it's allies, which I'd then throw hard at you, causing it to think in it's tiny chicken brain that you were responsible for the last hit and summon it's immesurable brethren to swarm you until there was naught but picked clean bones!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Strangely enough it isn't the gun that kills you as I drop an anvil on both you and the cop.

 

[Viking Incognito]

Tie them to a rocket ship and blast off into the final frontier

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Wrap and choke him to death with a LRR scarf!

[sub]Were you bidding in the last auction? Its too bad that your connection broke or whatever happened.[/sub]

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Wrap them in rubber latex. They will die eventually.