Give the user above you a humorous execution

[Nouw]

I suffocate him in one of his own pies. When he is dead, I spray a full bottle of whipped cream on his head and leave a cherry on top.

SNIP

Holy cow, I just now noticed you have been Neo'd! Congrats

Thanks.

I'll put them in reality and blast them off into space.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd drag him into the realm of my imagination. He won't last 3 minutes with all the feral chairs and monkey flames that live there.

 

[Antitonic]

Captured by a here-to-fore unknown supervillan, he is thrown to the super-intelligent, regenerating hummingbirds that are immune to bullets.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Captured by a here-to-fore unknown supervillan, he is thrown to the super-intelligent, regenerating hummingbirds that are immune to bullets.

No, I'll get you for this by giving you to:

Spoiler: This horrible monster

Her great idea is fatal.

 

[Viking Incognito]

I "Blast you off again" with a rocket. How appropriate.

 

[Scde2]

I will have you trapped in a room with Amy Winehouse...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I will set him on fire and burn him to death... with a stress relieving candle!

 

[Scde2]

I will make him draw every image on the Offended Page on Encyclopedia Dramatica! He'll be dead by the time he gets to the pic of the woman with the cross stabbed through her mouth.

 

[Nouw]

Say hello to:

"SUPER SMASH FLASH!"

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I shall attack his weak point for massive damage! After punching his clown nose, I'll beat him to death with his clown shoes.

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

I blow out the candle in his head. And he dies.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'll roll you in hundreds and thousands and throw you to a murder (I think that's the word) of preschoolers.

 

[Vrex360]

I shoot you with superheated plasma, then carve you open with an energy sword and then fill your still half alive body with flood spores. Then I throw your body to the Skirmishers and then blow up the Skirmishers.

 

[Protocol95]

Glass him with MAC rounds. Oh how the tables have turned split jaw!

 

[Vrex360]

Rip his mask off and sneeze right in his face.

Take that, Quarian!!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Bolt him to a wall and let the Chief have his way with it.

 

[Antitonic]

No, I'll get you for this by giving you to:

Spoiler: This horrible monster

Her great idea is fatal.

Ha! Well played.

OT: @Xpwn3ntial Force-feed all the Twilight movies, A Clockwork Orange style, causing instability of the brain cells, and finally, implosion.

 

[Neonbob]

Well, this seems easy enough...I'll just coat you in more syrup and throw you into a room full of three year olds. Your end shall be a messy one!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I lower him into tropical waters. The piranhas are legion. They do not forget, they do not forgive. Expect them.