Give the user above you a humorous execution

[TheDoctor455]

Whoa...

Command line....
Test 1 for morality core...

>The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.

Test 2: The patient is in grave peril, and is about to die if you don't help them directly.

>You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing. You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?

The patient would have died in that case. I was looking for an indication that you would have altered the test environment somewhat to help the patient out.

Run Test 2 again.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Whoa...

Command line....
Test 1 for morality core...

>The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.

Test 2: The patient is in grave peril, and is about to die if you don't help them directly.

>You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing. You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?

The patient would have died in that case. I was looking for an indication that you would have altered the test environment somewhat to help the patient out.

Run Test 2 again.

>Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Explain how you helped the patient please.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

What is the point? He refuses to die.

 

[Spoonius]

Of course.

What could go wrong?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Grant GlaDOS.exe Limited Access for now.

 

[xmbts]

Absolutely, I don't have lungs.

 

[TheDoctor455]

GLaDOS.exe wants to run NEUROTOXIN.avi

Is this okay?

|Yes| |No|

Override xmbts.

Final answer: NO. In fact, delete NEUROTOXIN.avi from memory.

 

[Eumersian]

c:\dos\run\NToxin.exe

 

[TheDoctor455]

c:\dos\run\NToxin.exe

*uninstalls both the software and hardware for any and all Neurotoxin related tasks.*

 

[Eumersian]

c:\dos\run\Cl2gas.exe

 

[TheDoctor455]

c:\dos\run\Cl2gas.exe

That was also uninstalled. I got rid of ALL related material to neurotoxins.

 

[Eumersian]

c:\dos\run\Cl2gas.exe

That was also uninstalled. I got rid of ALL related material to neurotoxins.

Haha! For you see?chlorine gas is not a neurotoxin! It is heavier than air, and if breathed, will irritate the respiratory system quite severely. It reacts with water in the cells, creating HCl (hydrochloric acid) and HClO (hypochlorous acid). Deadly at above 100 ppm, but not a neurotoxin.

Program is still installed.

 

[Vrex360]

I erase him from existance by hopping into the Delorian and going up to 88 miles per hour and going back to when his parents were alive and preventing them from having a relationship.

.... by killing them.


Sorry, I've been watching Back to the Future a lot lately.

 

[TheDoctor455]

c:\dos\run\Cl2gas.exe

That was also uninstalled. I got rid of ALL related material to neurotoxins.

Haha! For you see?chlorine gas is not a neurotoxin! It is heavier than air, and if breathed, will irritate the respiratory system quite severely. It reacts with water in the cells, creating HCl (hydrochloric acid) and HClO (hypochlorous acid). Deadly at above 100 ppm, but not a neurotoxin.


Program is still installed.

*Alters the gas-regulation so that it can only allow safe levels of any kind of gas.*

OT:
I give him directions to the Maser Chief's house and recharge his sword.

Go get him.

 

[Amy Sorel]

BEHIND YOU!!! DALEKS!

*stabs Doctor with a magical knife that prevents regeneration that i bought for 5,95 on Ebay.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Something involving monkeys. Monkeys make everything funny.