Give the user above you a humorous execution

[Xpwn3ntial]

When the tentacle porn I have been reading enters real life...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by giant octopus. Not the tentacles, just crushed to death by its falling mass.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by Escapist. Yes, the site materialized into thin air and beat the life out of him... Took his wallet too.

 

[SkyeNeko]

Death by exhaustion from surfing the web too long. Death by exhaustion in general is kinda a lame way to die -_-;

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Death by Texans.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by slightly chilly wind.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Wrap Zapdos and Team Rocket in rubber. See how that goes.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by dropping hundreds of thousands of these books on his head:

 

[Dr.Susse]

Death by irony.

Or Was it ironing? I didn't read the E-mail.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by cow. They are the master race after all.

 

[Dr.Susse]

[small]Wait who is a cow?[/small]

OT: Forced to dance the tango with El santa Chewcalhonas the best tango dancer this side of the Milky way.

Half a minute with him and your feet will explode.

 

[Vrex360]

I make him panic to death.

Hah.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Either tickle him with this, or make him wear it..

Spoiler: Peacock!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I am going to rip his post from the jowls of the servers.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Throw him in front of a parade to be sucked up into a tuba.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by lego gun. You are now bleeding red blocks.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Death by gravity-assist slingshot into a large planet.
That's what you get for continually throwing yourself into the exosphere without knowing the risks.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by sentry gun. You should have been behind it when the fighting broke out.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I can make sure they never come back from orbit.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Trogdor. Nuff said.