You wake up in a basement. The only sounds are footsteps, and a child's singing. As your eyes adjust to the light, you see a set of bright, multi-coloured lights. Then you see where the lights are coming from.
She turns to face you--
Do I really need to say the rest?
Edit: If I actually do need to say the rest, I won't, so there. All I'm saying is that it'll hurt a lot less if you play dead right at this point.